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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
67% of first graders will work in professions still not invented... it is up to us to help them invent new jobs.

influencer - super flu spreader

fake news anchor - anchor that spins fake news, but the fake news is fake, making it real news.

robot cleaner - cleans the feet of our new skynet overlords

effort poster - someone with the willpower to press post

drone pilot - someone whom pilots the floating lard beds (wall-e) rich people too lazy to drive themselves.

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
joke explainer

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
mech refurbisher

fast food politician

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
3 seashells service technician

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Goatsecoin miner

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
ButtTheShitmanFart posting chronicler

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Mars hiking sherpa/pooper scooper

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
smoobles reinactor

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
dick sucking trolley human :stare:

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Oompa-Loompa motivational speaker

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

ButtTheShitmanFart

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
adult video family therapist

baby yoda hunter

meme critic

<3 <3 Vanisher

Heather Papps

hello friend


Uxzuigal posted:

meme critic

i'm a meme critic critic curator.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
universal basic income recipient

critical thinker

forest fire harvester

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Heather Papps posted:

i'm a meme critic critic curator.

stop stealing our childrens jobs

<3 <3 Vanisher

Yinlock

rear end Sommelier


wearing a lampshade


:hmmyes:

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
hammock dog

<3 <3 Vanisher

google THIS

Complaining about millennials, but in the way that millennials currently complain about boomers.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
eye rolling assistant, rolls eyes at people at the behest of (wannabe) influencers , usually be a cue such flinging a look at the eye rolling assistant.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Complaining about millennials, but in the way that millennials currently complain about boomers.

And the beat goes on
And the beat goes on

Manifisto


irony actuary - determines how many layers of irony a given thing is on


ty nesamdoom!

vanisher

Sea sanitation technician

vanisher

Bank Teller but its actually a job alerting people that the ocean bank is going to overtake their property in the next year

vanisher

Lift Driver but after the tragedy of 2070 all United Kingdom elevators require operators

Heather Papps

hello friend


vanisher posted:

Bank Teller but its actually a job alerting people that the ocean bank is going to overtake their property in the next year

bank teller but im silent and my friend bank penn struggles against the chain and speaks for me



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
DLC - downloadable laugh consultant , for when you are unsure if it's OK to laugh at someone

<3 <3 Vanisher

DelilahFlowers

ASMR Audio Technician

vanisher

Chick-fil-a broker

vanisher

Asphalt reclamation technician

ToxicSlurpee

-=SEND HELP=-


Hug Distributor

People paid to just wander around and hug people all day.

I'm sewage flavored.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
sob , social oppression bully

<3 <3 Vanisher

Escape From Noise

Dick sucking trolly bot sanitizer

Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747

DelilahFlowers posted:

ASMR Audio Technician

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

FutonForensic

prepuce repurposed posted:

dick sucking trolley human :stare:

:stare:


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
studio dj for sirius xm channel 503: 24/7 Mr. Bungle (the genre formerly known as classic rock)

*from sunny California once again its the only band to survive the fast food wars *

https://youtu.be/PnauET6TwYI





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

FutonForensic

Hentai Historian. Let me appraise your grandpa's hentai collection


Escape From Noise

FutonForensic posted:

Hentai Historian. Let me appraise your grandpa's hentai collection

Professor of Hentai philosophy.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Tired: quantity surveyor
Wired: quality surveyor

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Escape From Noise

Cybornetics repossession

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