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I don't have a vagina but if I did I'd like to think it would be above average in size. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing, though. I suck dick very good and have a prostate massager to make up for it.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 18:38 |
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Big enough that my blood falls out, OP.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 18:40 |
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copious
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 18:48 |
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inuit people make bags out of the membrane around a moose's heart. imagine that but a hooha
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 18:49 |
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I've got that bpe (big pussy energy) poo poo's like a loving cavern
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 18:49 |
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Guys see big things and compare it to their dick. Example, guy sees Washington monument, points at it, says "that's how big my dick is". Girls never do this. For example, if a girl sees a huge donut or tire logo on a billboard or something like that, you will never see her point at it and say "that's how big my vag is".
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 18:50 |
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"I have not given the matter much consideration, but on first blush I should judge they ought to be long enough to reach from the body to the ground." -- A. Lincoln Empty Sandwich fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Feb 12, 2021 |
# ? Feb 12, 2021 18:54 |
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*me, just having some girl talk with my girlfriends* yeah I smashed that poo poo up. dude won't be pissing straight for a week
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 18:54 |
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confidently strutting through the ladies locker room while the other women look in awe and envy at my enormous, gaping pussy
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 18:56 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:Guys see big things and compare it to their dick. Example, guy sees Washington monument, points at it, says "that's how big my dick is". We as a society need to change that. Ladies, you should feel confident to compare your snatch to whatever absurd thing you want!
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:00 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:Guys see big things and compare it to their dick. Example, guy sees Washington monument, points at it, says "that's how big my dick is". *pointing at a bottomless pit* "thats your vag, becky, thats your vag."
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:02 |
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You know the goatman? That was just a tribute
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:04 |
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[Art-class model disrobes, revealing gaping vulva.] Sculpture student: I'm gonna need less clay!
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:09 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:14 |
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Large enough to swallow a whole planet, like Galactus
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:20 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:[Art-class model disrobes, revealing gaping vulva.] I've heard of negative space but this is ridiculous!
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:21 |
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how deep is your love?
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:24 |
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kntfkr posted:how deep is your love? I think you're onto something. Depth is probably the most important metric.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:26 |
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having a big ol pussey is a lifehack because you don't need to carry around a purse
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:27 |
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:I've heard of negative space but this is ridiculous! [The same model, but now it's a painting class.] Painting student: [Frantically adjusts his tie.] Chiaroscuro!
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:27 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I think you're onto something. Depth is probably the most important metric. I really need to know
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:28 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:having a big ol pussey is a lifehack because you don't need to carry around a purse pursey?
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:28 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I think you're onto something. Depth is probably the most important metric. Yeah but like in which way? Is a deeper one better or?
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:29 |
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I think deeper is prob more important because then you have many more storage options
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:35 |
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*shouts "hello" into vagina, eagerly awaits echo*
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:41 |
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Lol if you didn't marry a wife with a vag so big it doubles as a tent when you go camping
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:41 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I think you're onto something. Depth is probably the most important metric. Don't most goons need to worry about vagina depth
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:42 |
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BEEFY
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:46 |
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kntfkr posted:how deep is your love? 7"
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 19:46 |
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I'd keep a sandwich in mine. Just in case I feel snackish.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:07 |
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Confirm or Deny. Vaginas function well as makeshift humidors. Any takers?
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:13 |
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Tarkus posted:Confirm or Deny. Vaginas function well as makeshift humidors. Any takers? *Jay Leno begins sweating profusely and tugs collar nervously*
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:17 |
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If I was a lady of any class or self worth I'd hire historical re-enactors to dress up like old timey river boat crew members on the Mississippi who used to use those depth finding rods to keep the boats off sand bars and such to occasionally 'plumb my depths' and provide updated navigational charts that I could post above my bed
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:17 |
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Big Beef City posted:If I was a lady of any class or self worth I'd hire historical re-enactors to dress up like old timey river boat crew members on the Mississippi who used to use those depth finding rods to keep the boats off sand bars and such to occasionally 'plumb my depths' and provide updated navigational charts that I could post above my bed "By the mark twain!"
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:20 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:21 |
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vag so big you gotta hire a pool boy
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:21 |
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When I got my first IUD put in, the doctor told me my uterus measured 7 centimeters deep. That's not a vagina, though.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:30 |
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Mine was so big that it collapsed in upon itself and now it’s infinitesimally tiny but dense as hell and maybe don’t get too close....gently caress there goes another one. Sorry dude.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:30 |
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Spaghettifying dicks
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:42 |
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So big it terrifies republicans
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 20:44 |