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Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip? His paws are sweaty, claws out, legs are many There's vomit on the floor already, hairball heavy He's purring, and on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop fives, but he keeps on forgettin' He's a feline, the meows go so loud He opens his mouth and the chirp-mrrps come out
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:19 |
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I hate your stupid gay cat but ultimately wish it would take over posting for you
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:22 |
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Ban for sharing account!
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:23 |
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if cats could post they'd probably just post "meow" and "give me skritches" UwU
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6p1YKXtLi0
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:36 |
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Aardvark! posted:if cats could post they'd probably just post "meow" and "give me skritches" UwU You kidding? Cats would be trolls and shitposters of the highest order
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:41 |
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Big Beef City posted:I hate your stupid gay cat but ultimately wish it would take over posting for you I talked to my cat about this and we both agree: we're going to hunt you for sport, and soon
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:42 |
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it looks soft because of the fur, but also battle hardened by the missing piece of ear
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:43 |
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Big Beef City posted:I hate your stupid gay cat but ultimately wish it would take over posting for you How about we get the best of both worlds and give the cat your account instead?
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:44 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I talked to my cat about this and we both agree: we're going to hunt you for sport, and soon Do it Kill him but play with him first
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:45 |
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Oh Don Piano posted:it looks soft because of the fur, but also battle hardened by the missing piece of ear A notch per mod
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# ? May 31, 2021 17:45 |
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Why isn't your cat using dark mode?
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# ? May 31, 2021 18:08 |
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I'm more worried about him putting his taskbar on the left side of the screen I heard BTK did that on his computer.
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# ? May 31, 2021 18:23 |
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Is he making you listen to his Meow Mix on spotify
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# ? May 31, 2021 18:24 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm more worried about him putting his taskbar on the left side of the screen I heard BTK did that on his computer. Cats truly are hosed up.
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# ? May 31, 2021 18:55 |
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Are cats even allowed on the internet?
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# ? May 31, 2021 19:07 |
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Aardvark! posted:Is he making you listen to his Meow Mix on spotify The remix is fire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4lzh1SX6uc
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# ? May 31, 2021 19:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzkkm_m3mVE
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# ? May 31, 2021 19:59 |
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That's a fine cat
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# ? May 31, 2021 20:16 |
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My cats don't post on SA because they have LIVES.
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# ? May 31, 2021 20:21 |
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Das Boo posted:My cats don't post on SA because they have LIVES. How many though? Pretty sure mine have burned through almost all of their alloted 9 doing dumb poo poo
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# ? May 31, 2021 21:05 |
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Meow Phifer
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# ? May 31, 2021 21:26 |
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You and your cat can go to hell, OP. How dare you insult the noble tater tot hot dish. I'll never forget that transgression. If I ever catch you or that alley cat hanging around Minnesota I'll cream both of ya.
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# ? May 31, 2021 21:45 |
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Smugworth posted:You and your cat can go to hell, OP. How dare you insult the noble tater tot hot dish. I'll never forget that transgression. If I ever catch you or that alley cat hanging around Minnesota I'll cream both of ya. If we ever meet face to face the only way you're gonna be able to eat tater tot hot dish afterward is to butt chug it!
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# ? May 31, 2021 21:56 |
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I'll chug your butt fucko
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# ? May 31, 2021 22:09 |
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Cats don’t have the dexterity in their paws to correctly use a human keyboard OP. Your cat is probably frustrated and angry wishing they had someone who cared enough to buy them a cat keyboard.
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# ? May 31, 2021 22:09 |
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I don't think my little buddy is capable of frustration or anger. Would totally buy him a cat keyboard though.
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# ? May 31, 2021 22:19 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:
I'm in love
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# ? May 31, 2021 22:32 |
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All my cat does is post conspiracy theories on 4chan, please send help
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# ? May 31, 2021 23:07 |
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when was the last time you heard the cat was sloppy
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# ? May 31, 2021 23:15 |
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syntaxfunction posted:All my cat does is post conspiracy theories on 4chan, please send help Your cat needs a tolerance break from catnip Don't stage an intervention or anything but you must act soon to prevent radicalisation
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# ? May 31, 2021 23:16 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:
Wow. You're a big baby. Yeah. You are.
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# ? May 31, 2021 23:16 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:
I want to love this little guy because he's adorable. However! I can't abide him not using dark mode. Mods please perma this cat's account.
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# ? May 31, 2021 23:54 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 21:31 |
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Reported for account sharing
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 21:52 |
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Was really hoping this was gonna be about Papa John beginning “the reckoning”
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 23:07 |
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I don't know why so many people want me and my cat to get banned I think I'm a pretty okay poster and I know he's an excellent cat
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 23:23 |
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p.s. none of you are ever, ever getting rid of me
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 23:24 |
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MakaVillian posted:I want to love this little guy because he's adorable. However! I can't abide him not using dark mode. I really liked they added the Dark Mode feature ... but it just looks so different to me. I fear change, and I haven't been able to come to the Dark side, just yet
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 00:40 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:p.s. none of you are ever, ever getting rid of me you will be replaced by the cat. it is as foretold what is cat name
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