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Man. I was talking these meds and my dick didn't work at all. I'm 21 years old and my dick was mad depressing. I'd look down at what was once a working fat cock to a small shrivelled up shell of a dick. On the combo I was on I consider myself lucky I could even get erections at all. poo poo was sad man. Straight garbage. Now I got this nitric oxide coming to me in the mail on that next day shipping poo poo "Shout out to Amazon prime, y'all hook it up" so I can get my dick back into working order. Shits been good though. Got off that combo that didn't do anything beside turn my dick off and I am back and I am ready to gently caress, mostly jerk off to Spanish lesbians but hey. It is what it is, you feel me...?😏🤷♂️
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Jun 2, 2021 21:04
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You're never too young to appreciate the family-friendly humor of Mr. Ed.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:05
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why isn't your username SneakySniper69
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Jun 2, 2021 21:06
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Smugworth posted:why isn't your username SneakySniper69 That's a good question. I vaguely remember speaking to you the last time I was here. I run the sneakysniper username on all platforms I use. It's scary and funny because the last time I was here people seen my post on schitzophrenia.com and poo poo like that. It's just a username of mine started off PSN. I also use SneakySniper169....
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Jun 2, 2021 21:10
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Better than SneakyDiaper69 so I'll approve.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:12
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:You're never too young to appreciate the family-friendly humor of Mr. Ed. https://youtu.be/YGE0AGmMXkk
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Jun 2, 2021 21:12
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Mega64 posted:Better than SneakyDiaper69 so I'll approve. That's funny because someone used to call me leakydiaper on a forum I used to frequent.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:12
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Take solace in the fact that with your earthly virility depleted and your engaging in carnal pleasures behind you, you can now dedicate your whole ascetic being to the pursuit of metaphysical truths and higher spiritual enlightenment.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:14
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Op as a guy who's also run into some challenges, let me just say this: lmao just lmao @ your fail rear end micropeen
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Jun 2, 2021 21:17
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:Take solace in the fact that with your earthly virility depleted and your engaging in carnal pleasures behind you, you can now dedicate your whole ascetic being to the pursuit of metaphysical truths and higher spiritual enlightenment. I'm still horny. My cock was just real depressed. He was verging on suicide. Picked up a really bad heroin addiction. First he was shooting into the vein but he blew that out. Then he went for the tip. I needed to do something. I was in a lot of pain. My dicks actions really hurt me. Physically and emotionally. Then I took my dick to rehab where I got into a fight with a disholved alcoholic and now I am here.....
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Jun 2, 2021 21:18
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:Op as a guy who's also run into some challenges, let me just say this: Is that any way to treat the only new forum user in the last 3 years
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:Op as a guy who's also run into some challenges, let me just say this: Shits a decent size until it's not. Shits incredible. The human body is fascinating.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:19
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Have you tried putting your penis in a brace
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Jun 2, 2021 21:20
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A friend of mine dated this young and good-looking firefighter who she later learned had ED and she said it made him super depressed and also weirdly misogynistic, so she bailed shortly thereafter. So, like, good luck with all that, OP
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Jun 2, 2021 21:20
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1redflag posted:A friend of mine dated this young and good-looking firefighter who she later learned had ED and she said it made him super depressed and also weirdly misogynistic, so she bailed shortly thereafter. So, like, good luck with all that, OP I don't have it anymore. I'm off my meds 🕺🕺🕺
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Jun 2, 2021 21:21
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SneakySniper179 posted:I don't have it anymore. I'm off my meds 🕺🕺🕺 Kudos to you and your man servant. How is your relationship? Are you still on speaking terms?
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Jun 2, 2021 21:26
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op have you seen the karate kid
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That was a roller-coaster of a story. Glad to hear your penis is doing well. Say hello for me next time you see him.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:28
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When I was like 8 or something I couldn’t sleep one night and my parents let me sit downstairs with them and watch TV. An advert came on about erectile disfunction and my dad said to my mum as a joke (presumably anyway) “That’s what I have”. Anyway sometime later my parents had friends over and one of them made a joke about erectile disfunction and me not knowing what it was told him quite loudly in front of everyone that he shouldn’t make jokes about such things because my dad has it
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Jun 2, 2021 21:31
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Chrs posted:When I was like 8 or something I couldn’t sleep one night and my parents let me sit downstairs with them and watch TV. An advert came on about erectile disfunction and my dad said to my mum as a joke (presumably anyway) “That’s what I have”. That....Is....Funny.....
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Jun 2, 2021 21:33
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:op have you seen the karate kid Isn't that about a black kid who moves to mainland china and he can't get his dick hard. He meets Jackie Chan and he refers him to an old healer who gives him roots and possesses his dick to get hard but then the kid dies of a priapism. Yeah...I've seen it.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:34
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Have you tried putting your penis in a brace Better yet, put it in traction. You can hang the wires from your neck.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:38
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You got nobody to give your dick to anyway OP, don't worry about it.
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Jun 2, 2021 21:39
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I definitely was too young for Eternal Darkness when my mom got it for me to play on my GameCube
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Jun 2, 2021 21:44
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that explains it. op has never seen the karate kid. might as well just saw it off
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Jun 2, 2021 21:45
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Say there young fella, seeing as how I'm your forums buddy and all, let me ask you something, don't be shy. Have you ever milked a grown man to completion?
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Smugworth posted:Say there young fella, seeing as how I'm your forums buddy and all, let me ask you something, don't be shy. Have you ever milked a grown man to completion? No man besides myself. I bought this breast pumps from Amazon for pregnant women. I took half a bottle of risperdol and set them up. Boy, I had milk for my cereal for two weeks. Had to throw it away because the rest spoiled. So I'd say yes, yes I have. I have no plans on doing it to someone else. That's just a me thing for special occasions, like when I run out of food stamps because I traded them for flakka.
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Smugworth posted:Say there young fella, seeing as how I'm your forums buddy and all, let me ask you something, don't be shy. 
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SneakySniper179 posted:Man. I was talking these meds and my dick didn't work at all. I'm 21 years old and my dick was mad depressing. I'd look down at what was once a working fat cock to a small shrivelled up shell of a dick. If you start taking boner pills you can answer the longstanding question for us : "What happens when you shelve a viagra?" edit: also if you shove them down your peehole does your throat get stiff instead?
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Jun 2, 2021 21:52
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Slam Pajamas posted:If you start taking boner pills you can answer the longstanding question for us : "What happens when you shelve a viagra?" I don't know. I'm sure the ingredience needs to be processed in your stomach to work. I'm not sure if it would dissolve in your dickhole. Would probably hurt. I'm sure not jerking off on Viagra would be challenging. You'd just have a medically hard cock. I've never taken it before. Also, that a weird word to use but ok.... "Shelve"
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Jun 2, 2021 21:55
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drat dawg, only thing I can relate is how when I go to the club these chicks look like they rear end fell off. Like they got no rear end. I wonder if a dick can erode an rear end, like maybe similar to how vaginal acids erode the penis over time. Like maybe it compacts the cheeks and they don’t reinflate properly. Even a small rear end should bubble out like a fresh loaf of rye. These chicks man, they rear end is just gone, it’s just like a limp hamstring extension. Idgi. It’s like I have to go from the club to the market to look at a marble rye just to get my penis back to normal. It’s shriveling away from assless asses rather than being a rigid gently caress mushroom. If only there were Reebok pumps that pump up your rear end too. 
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If the poo poo that fixed it worked for you than good! I have been thinking about asking a doctor for Viagra or something because my prob is feeling intimated because my hubby's cock is twice the size as mine. He enjoys it enough but I always feel inadequate.
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Don't worry, OP, you're NEVER too young for ED.
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Jun 2, 2021 22:11
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spanish lesbian sounds like a good combo
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nunsexmonkrock posted:If the poo poo that fixed it worked for you than good! I have been thinking about asking a doctor for Viagra or something because my prob is feeling intimated because my hubby's cock is twice the size as mine. He enjoys it enough but I always feel inadequate. The medication combo I didn't need hosed it up. I have traits of psychosis that won't go away even with meds. Probably from a thought process that has been askew for too long. I'll make a joke thread about it later where we can all laugh at my annoying mental illness because it's actually pretty funny. Anyway. Seroquel and Zoloft hosed my dick up. I just stopped them. I now just take a mood stabilizer and that really helps. When I don't take it, it's less controlled. Doesn't cause Ed and my cock has been up and about.
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Jun 2, 2021 22:14
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Gentle Autist posted:spanish lesbian sounds like a good combo It is. I love it.
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Jun 2, 2021 22:15
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i like those videos of brazilian girls rough kissing each other for 30+ minutes
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Jun 2, 2021 22:26
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Supreme Allah posted:i like those videos of brazilian girls rough kissing each other for 30+ minutes Do you also like the show OZ???
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SneakySniper179 posted:Do you also like the show OZ??? of course! But not the kissing parts
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