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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

rip king

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
The OP gave him AIDS ):

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

rip piano man

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Rip Jackie chan

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Is John Elton still alive though

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Not true

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
this place always has the scoop on a celebrity death before anyone else
like 4 years before they actually die

impressive

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Kinda troubling you can’t tell Elton John and Biz Markie apart, op.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

That drat crocodile finally got him rocking round the clock

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Blast him into SPAAAAACE.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


rotate in place elen jon

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Omnicarus posted:

rip piano man

did you know that billy joel wrote 'piano man' when he was only 21 years old?
so sad that he's gone now

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

elton john hosed me

Banjo Bones
Mar 28, 2003

also I heard Eminem died in a car accident like 12 years ago

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


I remember gbs making a fake britney spears death CNN article and because it borrowed a lot of CNN's html the CNN site actually started displaying it as their most shared story of the day, did that actually happen or am I inventing memories

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

elton john had his life removed so he could suck his own dick

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Knot My President! posted:

elton john had his life removed so he could suck his own dick

thats dumb he has a husband

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Sid Vicious posted:

thats dumb he has a husband

they were married idiot. he wanted to have his dick sucked WHENEVER HE WANTED

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Knot My President! posted:

elton john had his life removed so he could suck his own dick

does this work. pls respond

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

So Elton John was Donald Rumsfield this whole time? Shocking.

Flavahbeast posted:

I remember gbs making a fake britney spears death CNN article and because it borrowed a lot of CNN's html the CNN site actually started displaying it as their most shared story of the day, did that actually happen or am I inventing memories
The way I remember it was someone figured out how to abuse CNN's unsecured content system in a way so you could point it at external content, so you could make a URL like http://www.cnn.com/content.php=http://othersite.com/fakestory.html, and it would wrap whatever you pointed it at in CNN's headers and CSS. The stuff was never actually hosted on CNN and didn't enter their news feed or anything, but if you didn't understand how the web worked it looked like the story was really on CNN.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
wtF

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
gently caress you OP.
He's still standing

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Somethings shouldn't be joked about OP.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
http://www.cnnn.com/sireltonjohnspassing

this is all just proof that eminem is still alive

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
He better not die until after he's completed his final concert tour in 2023.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Somethings shouldn't be joked about OP.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

Circumcised Elon
Jun 20, 2021

by Shine
Elton's John.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I feel sorry for Elton Josh's family

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


I always liked him on Good Eats

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

He’ll be fine

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Voted 1

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Life is a rollercoaster you just gotta ride it!!

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
So many posts here poking fun at him but seriously Elton John was a huge part of my childhood. Here's a story about how it helped me overcome some sort of poorly remembered adversity or fixed some dumb relationship of mine *huff's fartz*

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Elton John will outlast the (other) Queen.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

We should fire his body into outer space

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Poor Elden Long. Thought of Brexit and cried.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
John means toilet. Why would you name your child such a thing?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
And "Elton" is Quenya for "Fart."

Very unfortunate name.

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

How can a Fart Toilet be a knight?

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