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Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Mine is the ringfinger because of its hidden potential. I know it's a gamble, but since we know what the powers of all other fingers are, I just know this little fella will turn out to have something monstrously shocking that will blow our minds

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Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Should have made a poll

Too late, but here it is

⭕ pinky
⭕ ringfinger
⭕ middle finger
⭕ index
⭕ thumb finger
⭕ secret finger????? (bad genes)

See results

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Index finger is the pointy one, in case you didn't know. Just clearing up some potential confusion

e: pointy as in the one you use to point, not as in hurty pointy

biosterous




ring finger is the one you put magic rings on, they only work on those fingers because of qi flow aka body leylines. magic rings don't work on your other fingers and that's why those ones aren't called ring fingers



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


biosterous posted:

ring finger is the one you put magic rings on, they only work on those fingers because of qi flow aka body leylines. magic rings don't work on your other fingers and that's why those ones aren't called ring fingers

That's really interesting, thanks for coming by finger wizard

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

:flipoff:



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Manifisto


any finger that fings is fine by me


ty nesamdoom!

alnilam

I like the pinky because it goes wee wee wee all the way home

biosterous posted:

ring finger is the one you put magic rings on, they only work on those fingers because of qi flow aka body leylines. magic rings don't work on your other fingers and that's why those ones aren't called ring fingers

:hmmyes: very true also



ty manifisto

FutonForensic

the thumb is not a "true" finger. it is actually a type of nut, or berry.


Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


FutonForensic posted:

the thumb is not a "true" finger. it is actually a type of nut, or berry.

I heard it was a grass

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax
I like the goldfinger on account of it being made of gold


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Prof. Crocodile

I think colorfinger is pretty cool. I like when he streams from his piano and lets goons request song to play.

Escape From Noise

The thumb, because it's what separates us from THE ANIMALS!

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

bend over and i’ll show ya



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Jinh

Ladyfinger :wink:

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


came here 2 post this

I grew up in the deep south and one time 15yrs or so ago i was riding in the car with my dad (who's name is norman) and an older coworker of his and we drove past a chicken finger place (and i guess they were a new thing then?) and this is what said coworker said.
https://voca.ro/1gQd5k1dY1hi


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I want thumbs on my feet

Finger Prince


Whichever one you use for pickin' (the pinky of course what are you some kind of thumb pickin freako? Imagine pickin with your middle finger. Lmao)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

bend over and i’ll show ya

Escape From Noise

watho posted:

bend over and i’ll show ya

Okay, but I have poor hindsight

FutonForensic

fonger :thunk:


snergle

A kind little mouse!

the chicken finger is the best finger

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
there's a new raising cane's where I live but it's so popular there are always cops there keeping the finger peace. Me want fingies...





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


I think I'll have chicken fingies for lunch today, but what sauce?

Dr. Chainsaws PhD

take a wild guess t:cool:

that’s right. the thumb

Escape From Noise

Armitag3 posted:

I think I'll have chicken fingies for lunch today, but what sauce?

I'd go with the spicy one probably.

Finger Prince


I think if I were a yakuza I would cut off my ring finger. It's the most useless finger. It doesn't point, swear, or pick. What's the point?

Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

I think if I were a yakuza I would cut off my ring finger. It's the most useless finger. It doesn't point, swear, or pick. What's the point?

Apparently that's only for if you make a mistake. It's usually the pinky though.

Finger Prince


Escape From Noise posted:

Apparently that's only for if you make a mistake. It's usually the pinky though.

That's why they call me Jimmy "No Fingers" Yakuza.

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Finger Prince posted:

That's why they call me Jimmy "No Fingers" Yakuza.

Takeshi "Butterfingers" Yamamoto, current tea-server for the Yakuza, is about to go on a fat-free diet if he isn't more careful.

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Lunch report: best finger



Pretty good

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax
excuse me, but why is it bad genes to have a secret finger? Might be an evolutionary advantage


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Uria aalge posted:

excuse me, but why is it bad genes to have a secret finger? Might be an evolutionary advantage

Good point - what if it's a knife finger? Or a gun finger?

Finger Prince


Armitag3 posted:

Good point - what if it's a knife finger? Or a gun finger?

Whos got two thumbs and two finger guns? This guy. Eyyy.

Escape From Noise

Armitag3 posted:

Good point - what if it's a knife finger? Or a gun finger?

I think I got the gun finger!

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Finger Prince posted:

Whos got two thumbs and two finger guns? This guy. Eyyy.

😎
👉👉

Dr. Chainsaws PhD

Finger Prince posted:

I think if I were a yakuza I would cut off my ring finger. It's the most useless finger. It doesn't point, swear, or pick. What's the point?

ring finger village in shambles after hearing their prince say this :(

Finger Prince


Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:

ring finger village in shambles after hearing their prince say this :(

Lol, goddamn, heavy is the finger that wears the ring!

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Ventral EggSac

the long finger of the ayeaye:

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