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I think the mile high club used to be a cool and swingin' thing to do in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Now airplanes are basically flying greyhound busses full of people in pokemon onesies and people eating plastic bags full of scrapple and baked beans and others who are just straight up fighting airplane staff. Its basically impossible to get sexy without being incredibly gross about it (yes, grosser than the 70s). That's why the mile low club is the new mile high club. loving in a submarine or submersible. Maybe even loving in scuba gear while a bunch of fish watch you. I'm sure its been done. The Navy has always been horny and they control the submarines. I wonder if you could actually bust at a certain depth because of the pressure. Maybe if you timed it right and surfaced as you climaxed you could nut your entire circulatory system. I don't know I'm not a scientist.
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A navy sub, yes. But beware of strange men inviting you for trips in their private subs. Even if they say a goon helped build it.
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Jul 5, 2021 11:08
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nutty putty butty fucky
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Sovereignty seems to extend below ground to the centre of the earth. The question is does it taper in the shape of the country or is a bunch of hotly disputed land at the centre of the earth?
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Jul 5, 2021 11:16
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I think a mineshaft would be pretty secluded if you have performance anxiety.
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Jul 5, 2021 11:30
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Carlos Lantana posted:nutty putty butty fucky Oh poo poo I didn't even think about cave bangin'
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Jul 5, 2021 11:31
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Sovereignty seems to extend below ground to the centre of the earth. The question is does it taper in the shape of the country or is a bunch of hotly disputed land at the centre of the earth? What a loving stupid question. The Earth is hollow and the UN and its interior equivalent created by the lizard people have a treaty stating that a certain area between is neutral territory like Antarctica. You might want to try to be the first person to gently caress in the neutral zone, but James Cameron already secretly beat you to it when he was allegedly in the Mariana Trench. I can neither confirm nor deny that his partner was a lizard person.
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Jul 5, 2021 11:35
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You mean buttsex?
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Jul 5, 2021 11:36
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Mole people put on some pretty wild orgies but never stick around if anyone invited a C.H.U.D.. Those guys are the loving WORST and every single time without fail they will absolutely ruin the vibe.
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Jul 5, 2021 11:38
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K8.0 posted:What a loving stupid question. The Earth is hollow and the UN and its interior equivalent created by the lizard people have a treaty stating that a certain area between is neutral territory like Antarctica. Yuck. Sex with James Cameron. I mean I've heard some pretty hosed up and depraved poo poo in my day but holy gently caress. James Cameron? gently caress. No. Every single one of James Cameron's ex-wives looks like they got cursed by a gypsy. Seriously they're all busted now and I blame James.
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Jul 5, 2021 11:40
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Sovereignty seems to extend below ground to the centre of the earth. The question is does it taper in the shape of the country or is a bunch of hotly disputed land at the centre of the earth? 
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Jul 5, 2021 11:52
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Mole Man owns it all and he's also president of the Mile Low Club. This takes place after Reed Richards went to one of his sex parties and everyone was so distracted by all the weird stretchy stuff his dick can do. This is the true source of his vendetta against the Fantastic Four.
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Jul 5, 2021 12:05
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Mole Man owns it all and he's also president of the Mile Low Club. That guy fucks.
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Jul 5, 2021 12:33
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James Cameron sighed as he unsheathed his fleshlight.
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Jul 5, 2021 12:46
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Sounds like you really want to make tugging in your mile deep basement cool op but it's not working
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Jul 5, 2021 14:45
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the year is 2021 and sex in space remains impossible
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Jul 5, 2021 14:57
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Just poundin' off in my underground sex bunker. Me and the boys, bunker bustin' all afternoon.
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Jul 5, 2021 15:32
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I'm gonna nope on this one OP, last time submarine loving was proposed on these forums it was extremely bad and horrible.
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Jul 5, 2021 15:42
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BigBadSteve posted:A navy sub, yes. But beware of strange men inviting you for trips in their private subs. Even if they say a goon helped build it. It's good advice to avoid anything that a goon helped build.
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Jul 5, 2021 15:56
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I was on a sub a couple weeks ago, but I did not gently caress while there. Shameful.
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Jul 5, 2021 16:12
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Stop trying to turn sex with Elon in the hyper tube into a thing, OP The hyper tube isn't going to happen so you can't have sex with Elon in it
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Jul 5, 2021 16:18
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It gets real hot and heavy one mile underground. Mine sex really grinds my shaft.
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Jul 5, 2021 16:39
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Gonna bring my crush to crush depth.
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Jul 5, 2021 17:30
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I was on a sub a couple weeks ago, but I did not gently caress while there. Shameful. I hosed a couple weeks ago, but I was not on a sub while there. Op can we do this in the aggregate?
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Jul 5, 2021 17:54
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GolfHole posted:the year is 2021 and sex in space remains impossible Maybe for u
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Jul 5, 2021 18:11
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I'm confused OP. Getting incredibly gross and disgusting is sexy as all heck.
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Mole Man owns it all and he's also president of the Mile Low Club. good for him. he obviously worked hard to get where he is
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Jul 5, 2021 19:15
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GolfHole posted:the year is 2021 and sex in space remains impossible the iss is a swingers club
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Jul 5, 2021 19:15
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I made out with a girl by the Dead Sea. That’s the 1/2 kilometer low second base club right there.
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squid pro quo posted:I made out with a girl by the Dead Sea. That’s the 1/2 kilometer low second base club right there. Was it on a birthright trip? I hear alotta people get action on birthright.
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Jul 5, 2021 20:17
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The only submarines I know near me The Finding Nemo ride at Disneyland or sandwiches. I won't be plowing in the abyss anytime soon. 
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Jul 5, 2021 20:24
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 ive got ur gently caress sub right here, op
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Jul 5, 2021 22:02
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I do feel more accomplished after tugging in airplane bathrooms than if I just tugged normally (while driving around)
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Jul 5, 2021 22:05
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'm confused OP. Getting incredibly gross and disgusting is sexy as all heck. Yeah but doing "it" (sex) under a blanket the size of a napkin mere inches away from someone on a trans-pacific flight is decidedly un-sexy. It might be cool in one of those richard branson planes in business class.
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Poohs Packin posted:Yeah but doing "it" (sex) under a blanket the size of a napkin mere inches away from someone on a trans-pacific flight is decidedly un-sexy. You chose the very worst example for sex planes I'm afraid
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Jul 5, 2021 23:23
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Submarine sounds like a lot of work, can't I just drive to death valley, it's below sea level after all. Or maybe some cave sex? Sexplunking?
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's good advice to avoid anything that a goon helped build. Thinking back to the goon zip-line death machine and then I will nod sagely.
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Jul 5, 2021 23:57
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The most extreme sport of all - underwater cave sex
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Colonel Cancer posted:The most extreme sport of all - underwater cave sex how bout sex in one of those shark cage thingys while a feeding frenzy erupts around you
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Play posted:Submarine sounds like a lot of work, can't I just drive to death valley, it's below sea level after all. Or maybe some cave sex? Sexplunking? The whole thing that does it for me is the several atmospheres of pressure plus knowing that we might run out of O2 or get the bends. Its the level of risk thats exciting. Have you ever had a gisnt squid attach a suckered tentacle to your grundle while your partner fellates you through a holebin your wetsuit? Nothing like it. I imagine.
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