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Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Its not too small or too large!

Its perfectly well sized!

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Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKoRysKVhn8

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



It's true, this man has no dick

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Just calm down bro, everything is gonna be ok

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Post it OP, it’s the only way to be sure.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I bet your balls are stank.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
My penis has the perfect curve. A full 90°

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Actually it's St. Peter that makes penises and decides on their proportions op, take it up with him

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Mooey Cow posted:

Actually it's St. Peter that makes penises and decides on their proportions op, take it up with him

Ive been building up my fists for when I meet him at the pearly gates

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Who What Now posted:

My penis has the perfect curve. A full 90°

Which direction though?

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Which direction though?

Left probably.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Dudes out here guessing for fun where mens dicks are

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew
me too, OP
I stand fully erect at 4"
perfectly average

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Robin Williams posted:

Its not too small or too large!

Its perfectly well sized!

Mine too. Not so small that it's hard to find, and not so big that I'd strain my wrist tuggin' pullin' it out to pee.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Schlong Connery posted:

me too, OP
I stand fully erect at 4"
perfectly average

Hello to Japan

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
My dong is so big ladies call it the Tower of Babel because they're speechless when they see it :smug:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I have a very large sized pp and once I had sex for too long and it got all swollen and squishy like one of those tube toys and it was very tender for like two weeks but it was enormous lol hold up let me get a pic of the toy I'm talking about

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

One of these jauns

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Apply directly to head.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
averagely perfect

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

One of these jauns



I guarantee someone in this thread has hosed one of those

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

the average is 5.5? I thought it was 4.

this is very disturbing.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Mines perfectly average too, but average is fine and there's nothing wrong with swinging a beefy two inches.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Too bad about the herpes though

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Caesar Saladin posted:

the average is 5.5? I thought it was 4.

this is very disturbing.

You probably forgot that you measure from the tip to far side of your sphincter.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Caesar Saladin posted:

the average is 5.5? I thought it was 4.

this is very disturbing.

We talking height or width here?

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

low key sex master posted:

My dong is so big ladies call it the Tower of Babel because they're speechless when they see it :smug:

Maybe it's because it looks like something God destroyed.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mine could be bigger, to be honest.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

One of these jauns



I keep my sausages in these so I can put them nice and cold on some white bread with tomato sauce at lunchtime

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Frankenstyle posted:

Maybe it's because it looks like something God destroyed.

Lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The worst is having one that's just a bit above average so you're forever trapped in a twilight realm where you can't really call yourself "big" but at the same time you've got a taste of that better world.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

How'd you guess?! Wait, were you at the Chattanooga Applebee's glory hole last week?

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

The worst is having one that's just a bit above average so you're forever trapped in a twilight realm where you can't really call yourself "big" but at the same time you've got a taste of that better world.

You have two competing dicks?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
You don't? :raise:

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

Robin Williams posted:

You have two competing dicks?

Qapla'!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Robin Williams posted:

You have two competing dicks?

We all have two dicks inside of us, a white dick and a black dick.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I may have mis-read that

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Inside of everyone are two competing dicks. One is slightly above average, one is slightly below average. Which way, Western man?

E:

Applewhite posted:

We all have two dicks inside of us, a white dick and a black dick.

God drat it!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwnOU3UHBLM

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Applewhite posted:

We all have two dicks inside of us, a white dick and a black dick.

Ah, you found my website.

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