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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What are some good euphemisms for condoms?
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post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013
 So far I've got:

cumbrellas

banana peels

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 Your mom.

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SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Your mom.

lol

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 i use fingerbibs for my tiny penis

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Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVc1f7IOgs

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Vanilla Ice thought they were called jimmys. He should have said "jimmy-cap".

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Your mom.

:drat:

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 burger king whopper wrappers

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
 cum balloons

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



 candy wrapper

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 cock cages

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
 cumbrellas are their own product and not condoms. they're special umbrellas meant to keep the cum off you when you are walking around San Diego

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 Schlong straightjackets

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 ball balloons

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 shaft sheaths

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

EorayMel posted:

cock cages

google that

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Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

 anal is nature's condom

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 package packages

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 snake restraints

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 hog hazmat

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 fuckstick flytraps

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

 That Which Is Destroying The Protestant Pride.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 slim jims

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 Can Only Nut During Ornery MomentS

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 baby blockers

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 tower traps

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 clown's companions

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 the OP :ocelot: :grin:

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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

 spunk bunk
sperm berm
spooge luge

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 Fancy dress.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Wanton Wontons

Scumbags

Cum dumpsters

Jizz skins

Cock wrappers

Pickle skins

Cock smocks

Erection Protection

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

 Flavor packet

Cum n carry

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Nae
Sep 3, 2020

what.

 Coney Island White Fish

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

 scumbags

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Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

 You can’t go wrong with prophylactic OP

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 pleasure killer

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense


 Jimmy hat

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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006

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