heh, yeah, I love having "sex" in the 69 position. I'm a Cancer, you know. The sign is 69. Like the sex act 
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Im a Sagittarius which is probably why it’s so hard to find anyone who wants to have sex with me. I haven’t read into this stuff to much but it would explain a lot
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I'm a Sagittarius as you can tell by my tremendous horse wang and also odor.
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Dec 21, 2021 01:14
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I’m a cancer and bumper stickers suggest loving me
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Dec 21, 2021 01:16
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sounding p virgo right now op
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Dec 21, 2021 01:54
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what up op my star sign is Basil 
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I'm more of a fan of tarot and sex I'm mostly into two of cups if you catch my drift.
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Dec 21, 2021 02:03
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As a virgo I don't understand or engage in sex.
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SatansOnion posted:what up op my star sign is Basil Mine is Fawlty Fawlty Towers
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Dec 21, 2021 02:22
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I'm a Leo which means when I'm not combing my hair I'm licking my balls.
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I'm a two of clubs.
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Dec 21, 2021 03:04
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if the moon exists then we do anal, thats just the asstrology of it all
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Dec 21, 2021 03:10
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I'm a Sagittarius and I gently caress so much, lol and like if I wasn't in a long term relationship I'd be drowning in the vagiznus if you catch my drift
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I’m a Libra as you can tell from my weighty swingin’ hog
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Dec 21, 2021 03:22
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I'll gently caress a constellation I don't care.
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Dec 21, 2021 03:29
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It's not a good idea to mix astrology and sex because if someone has an obsession with astrology it tends to be the tip of the iceberg of crazy they're hiding, and nothing good ever comes from having sex with crazy people.
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Don't forget to unbuckle orion's belt before you stick in your big dipper
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what do gemini's do hopefully nothing in the butt
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I recently looked up my astrological birth chart on some random astrology website and there was a section about how Venus was in Cancer when I was born and I found the description of what that meant for me offensively wrong. According to astrology I am "extremely attracted to large breasts." Nope! No thank you. It also said I had an "aries rising" and that apparently means that I'm "extremely competitive." Not even. I actually hate competition. All the other descriptions of my personality from the birth chart were completely accurate and spot-on, so it's not like astrology is bullshit or anything, but the bit about being competitive and liking big tits had me doubting for a moment.
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im a water sign and and i cant swim. why
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syntaxfunction posted:I'll gently caress a constellation I don't care. Cassiopiea looking mighty fine 
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nodebit posted:im a water sign and and i cant swim. why I'm a Leo and I am very unattractive. But I am also very lazy so it's half right.
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Dec 21, 2021 04:15
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Scorpios gently caress. Except for this one.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:heh, yeah, I love having "sex" in the 69 position. I'm a Cancer, you know. The sign is 69. Like the sex act actually that's backwards op. the cancer symbol is supposed to have the circles on the top-left and bottom-right, not the other way around. if it looks like a sideways 69 then that means you drew it wrong.
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's not a good idea to mix astrology and sex because if someone has an obsession with astrology it tends to be the tip of the iceberg of crazy they're hiding, as an astrology-liker, can confirm Yaldabaoth posted:and nothing good ever comes from having sex with crazy people. hard disagree crazy sex best sex Blastedhellscape posted:I recently looked up my astrological birth chart on some random astrology website and there was a section about how Venus was in Cancer when I was born and I found the description of what that meant for me offensively wrong. According to astrology I am "extremely attracted to large breasts." Nope! No thank you. what house was it in? mine is in the 8th which is......... not good. it is also my ruling planet  also how the gently caress can you hate big boobies wtf is wrong with you?
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I. M. Gei posted:as an astrology-liker, can confirm Perhaps the poster is a gay male and does not like bears? Different strokes!
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I. M. Gei posted:as an astrology-liker, can confirm In this case you're the crazy person people shouldn't have sex with.
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Crazy people are the same as everyone else in bed, it's the following meltdown that makes it different.
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syntaxfunction posted:Crazy people are the same as everyone else in bed, it's the following meltdown that makes it different. ive had sex literally tens of times and the crazy ones are way more likely to be enthusiastically into some weird poo poo.
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:ive had sex literally tens of times and the crazy ones are way more likely to be enthusiastically into some weird poo poo. Look buddy, either that's not true or literally everyone I've slept with has been crazy and we all know which is more likely. 
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rear end-to-rology
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syntaxfunction posted:Look buddy, either that's not true or literally everyone I've slept with has been crazy and we all know which is more likely. you ever have someone use you to facefuck themselves because vomiting on a cock was "hot"? ever have a girl give you her hair in a bag as an xmas gift? ever gently caress a bald chick? feels like youre in the future. im reminded of that dude who dated that one girl that shoved greedo toys in her rear end and wanted to shop for his coffin with him so he didnt look like a homosexual at his funeral. i wish i could find that thread. it was wild and i related to it in a super big way
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Dec 21, 2021 07:29
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As a Taurus, I am too busy being a sigma male and having Alpha strength but being too busy to conform to the pack.
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Dec 21, 2021 08:12
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:you ever have someone use you to facefuck themselves because vomiting on a cock was "hot"? Let's just say I've only *mostly* had missionary sex
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so capricorn is a goat mermaid right h how do goat mermaids gently caress??
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I'm an asexual Scorpio, it pretty much sucks
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I prefer astronomy and sex, telescopes make my peepee look bigger
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post like virgo gently caress like taurus
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Being a gemini owns because you always have a good excuse for being an antisocial moody wierdo, or so I've been told.
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Capricorns are the alpha sign, as evidenced by the fact we will work you to the bone and you will thank us for it
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