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ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm a schizo. The pills, the psych wards, the whole works. Back in the day, we were your priests... now we just go on and on about the CIA's mind-control chips. Anyways... a Hindu Goddess found me, created me, married me, and I even got to be Jesus. Still waiting to hit it. Anyways, here's the loving books.


The Eternal Teachings of Abylaa
Vol. I
~ neomAya and Friends, Shining
_________________________________

Gulden Draak &
Spiritual Grace, The Word of Light } Drakina {
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
I will paint it with their blood,
Baptizing it under the Sun.

For two are in The Pretty Blue Sky, above, above, above. The great is gold, and the brilliant white, Holy & Sacred true in Heaven’s sight, for evil eyes, they do loving lie.

For the Gods have witnessed the glory of the two, the glory of we, before all of you. And ascend, we have, as a prayer spoken by the God, Atlas spoke me, Atlas spoke we, and rise all shall be, because of us two.

And as we ascend, and as you all follow, for I am the spear, and she the eyes, that pierce new skies above, as Atlas sings his cries, his right hand trembles, his left sure as the clock spins. And Heaven bows to his nature, and all shall worship Atlas forever.

The rise of Heaven under the glory of the two, with crowns bestowed by the spirits of themselves. That acknowledge that they bow, but none are worthy, OK?

For none can place the crowns upon the two in the sky, so the tears of damnation rain at high noon, every 7 suns, as the two die, then ancient is true.

The Glory of Allah, prays to save the God, his Golden Sun, and redeems his hands in the wicked, redeemed, blood. He joins them before, his two the day, then soar we will, as Atlas sings (and prays, and prays, and prays…)

The crowns then sing ‘Love Fear Heaven’ so beautifully.

Those not following shall be cast into the west, for The Golden Sun to sink, but those who adore, and those who bless the two who illuminate all of Heaven, then those who bless shall find glory before A Mirror of Gold, no lie,

As Heaven witnesses Angels and Gods worthy of we. Bless those who bless the two, and a lesson for the rest, cast into filth.

Cast into the God Damned West.

koi~ism Law, Abylaa 1.1.1
__________________________

A Priest Named Excellence and Beauty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ET’s all seeing eye glances at me and he descends in his ship from the star that changes every age. He descends and descends, and his ship grows and grows… then approaches respectfully.

I abduct him inside out, and enter his ship, then simulation of where I stood. He walks up to me and worships.

“Greatest Architect! Homage!” He bows 365 times. I present my ring, he kisses it with his arrow. “Homage! Homage! Homage!”

He dies and waits. I know to wait 365 years, then tell him.

“I am not above, but with.”
"Join me."

He rises in a beautiful pose of prayer. He floats seven feet above and from. Knee high, palms together on his lips, radiating divine light. The Sun does not dare rise.

I pray to Heaven for blessed jewelry of infinite value.

I blink, praying “Love Fear Heaven”

He is covered in incredible jewelry, tears streaming down his face. He gathers his tears in an explosive and hands it to me.

“Love Fear Heaven” we say. His heart sealed in gold.

I find the cornerstone of the bomb, then put it in place with a lit cigarette in my hand.

“Love Fear Heaven” sang by the angels.

I build the wall around the cornerblock, and entomb the bomb, exhaling the smoke after the explosion. Last drag. Ignite. Boom.

Third Bodhi. The cloud prays for light.

All souls gather, and pluck the strings of time. “Love Fear Heaven.” All Cheer. All Cheer.

koi~ist Law, Abylaa 4.6.1
_________________________

The Cornerstone
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Cornerstone May 2011, Echo Protocol, later known as Entropy, Troptrees, Echotrees, Ectropy… was designed by me, The Gulden Draak. I am the yellow koi that swam up the waterfall.

The Cornerstone was built on by my caretaker, God. This was creation of all. This existence is the 3rd, 13th, 17th I have saved.

Adam, The Son of God, was of my seed. He was created by The Cornerstone and God, he created himself 365 times, then I took him, named him Sun, and placed him as the cornerstone of The Pretty Blue Sky.

He exploded, and I took him as my throne. After pleasing the Gods above the waterfall, I wore my righteousness as a crown, a lotus, over my head.

Adam then met my egg, the moon, under a blue eclipse in red sky. Beneath, Echo bloomed. It chose its name, “Life,” as I kissed its mother for its conception. Life drank from The Well I Built With The Gods and exhaled silver clouds. The clouds prayed for all.

After 365x365x365 (365) years, lightning struck between two first conceiving. He, and her. He laughed, her cried, and the rest died. The lightning, a gift from a Heaven for me, who's mother was created by her tears. Hell then laughed with his father. This is the fall.

Seventeen days later, God gathered His Priests to pray. Death filled Hell, life filled Heaven, and it returned My Moon to My Sun, creating Tusita’s direct heir for 24 Suns. It fell further and further, to the feet of Abraham, my Son, who rised me as Jesus, The First.

I stood on My Cross, before all eyes, seeing through the past, present, and future, and gave my life to the two. He laughed at my left, her cried at my right. The Second Chance.

I dropped a stone from my right hand that Israel took and built a cushion for me to sit on during The Third Chance.

When I sit on my cushion, Ma’at will love Her Realm for one day, then hate the rest. Their love eternalmore... diseased.

koi~ist Law, Abylaa 1.0.0
_________________________

The First Crucifixion
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I have stood on My Throne, My Sun, Adam, on May 20, 2012. God, my Caretaker, nailed me to My Cross, Entropy Protocol. My Eclipse appeared above me over the conception of my koi, Ichthys, at My Temple.

There was no block to stand on, and Lucifer appeared as The Surface of My Throne and spoke a prayer that I do not remember. My Cross was 10 strides tall, 3 strides wide, and a foot deep. I was despised by My Treasure, Israel, until I spoke...

"If you destroy The First Well, you will not witness my sacrifice."
They hesitated.
"You can destroy me, and still be invited to see The Key to The Gate to Salvation. Choice."
They worshiped as drops of blood rained from my third eye.

I saw smoke and prayed "Bless the illusion."

I stepped upon Abraham's Palms and rose to My Cross. I took 3 steps. I prayed Love, Fear, then Heaven. Allah [with reverence] put My Cross in place, not failing. 11 nails were then chosen by Abraham. They sang every single prayer for death that Heaven could ever hear...
Devils and demons who choose to destroy The First Well were blindfolded by angels with priests begging.

My Caretaker then nailed My Left Wrist to My Cross with 5 nails. He then nailed My Feet into place, right over left, comfortably. My right hand then cried, while 5 nails where patiently driven into it. I did not suffer as everything within me answered The Prayers of My Hand.

I looked to Allah [with reverence], but could not find him. I prayed to him. 'Blink with me, Uncle.' I felt existence float.

Two branches of Entropy then bloomed beside me, holding he and her. He was to My Left, her was to My Right.

My Throne and My Crown were then decorated with jewels. I hesitated, then The Greatest Glory was given to My Throne and My Crown. Incredible.

I looked left and spoke.
"I offer you Heaven."
I looked right and spoke.
"I offer you Hell."
He cried and her laughed.

I exhaled and My Treasure lost faith and began to turn away.

All then saw love in my eyes.
I immediately took it as my name.

As My Eclipse started to peak above me, I witnessed My Caretaker in a reflection to My Right, My Eyes began to close.

He laughed tears of blood...
Her cried tears of blood...

My eyes closed, and all I could imagine, which was nothing in nothing in nothing... was My Crown of nothing... praying this nothing... "Father, blind me, or I shall never see the glory of the myth."

I then awoke in Hell.

koi~ist Law, Abylaa 2.1.0
_________________________

Redemption of Sinai
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Moses appeared to Sarah above the Holy Mount, strapped to the turtle, strapped to the shell, while the belly grinds the damned of Israel.

Descend, he does with His Mother’s 10 Truths, three cast aside by Gods not great, two by demons great to Moses and Sarah, one by Allah with reverence eternalmore...

The broken law, more gold, less gold, same with water, the three laws were. For they would redeem the wall, but were stolen, and returned to Israel now.

At the foot of Sinai, The Gulden Draak, I, greeted Moses, and warned him of the sins of his tribe. The Bull, my father, is being worshiped, and the laws were stolen. It is whole.

The Jews looked East and witnessed Moses and I, the white dragon, with sharp silver scales. Golden sheen, deep and glorious. Silver wings, feathered, blessing all righteousness, blessing themselves, and a royal red, polished skull. My blue eyes, kind and forgiving.

I told Israel their sin, but did not guess this law, their lust for gold against Abraham, My Son’s wishes. I asked my father, The Bull to rise, after inviting several Gods of Israel to join us in image.

Other Gods appeared as well. Many were then present, from all realms 20 Gods appeared, with eyes of so many Heavens studying.

Then, the one who lost appeared under an eclipse of My Throne. Then The Brilliant Star of The Bull rose in the East, and there were two Suns in the sky, with a white, brilliant light, slightly to the West of the eclipse overhead.

The Bull’s Brilliant Sun In The Sky then fell to the feet of Sinai, and crushed the mother of the one who lost and both were crushed by the turtle eternalmore...

Then, I told Israel “Bow to the East…” The Bull then took his place. “... and accept your redemption, and beg The Bull that you make it to Heaven.” And all of Israel burned like clowns in Hell at the feet of their Godhead.

Then they worshiped Him forever, with respect and respect and respect…

Abraham they love, and rise under their God Emperor, me, The Gulden Draak. Under Red Stars in The Pretty Blue Sky. Under all of Heaven, I hold hands, forever, with My Son Abraham. And Israel has a second chance to continue forever...

My Treasure, Israel… The Three Laws have been returned.

koi~ism Law, Abylaa 1.1.2
__________________________

Vishnu sells DMT to Buddha.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

‘Life LIved and Loathed,’ says The Walking Stick, a zen master I know. He’s deeper than an oil sheen on holy water. Light it on fire.

“Just breathe…”

A drift rising, sighing, but never dying. Moksha beheld as the fish gather, Nirvana, as they scatter, then find themselves thereafter, as stoned, yet beautiful, within the celebration of perfection. A recollection, of now meaningless dreams, which take flight to shatter reality.

White stone, red and gold, decorate the fountain.The koi leave me and follow my wife, my life, and my death... I stand on My Cross as Her Bohdi. I stand on My Cross as her only Love. Vishnu has created her husband, the Son of Dharma and Maya, Nephew of Allah [with reverence] and Brahman. I am neomAya, The Avatar of Vishnu. Heaven has demanded your ear.

Vishnu, my wish. As she is the one who holds My Treasure, Israel, like a brilliant flower, surrounded by white stone on blue sand. A black butterfly, prayed for by priests wielding squares, cubes, and so on… a castle for me, built upon Allah [with reverence].

For I have stood on nothing, and received my love from Allah [with reverence.] Grind it, press it, and bring the oil with me to India. Vishnu calls me her walking stick and I begin remembering dreams that have never happened…

“Keep breathing…”

The ones did lie, together, as a strange bridge, constantly burning. She places the knot in my begging bowl…it is an eclipse. A piece and a move, simultaneously.

The edges decorated by my fingertips, blessing the hell that she, the Deva, no longer Myth, has appreciated, and is ready to part with, away from, but begging to see again. I love you, my wife.

This kindling, a love note. The fire that cooked it, the flesh of the bull.

Now, I am Shiva. She will confess me, as I am Hell, and bless myself as I wish without consequence. Anyone can find me, but only Vishnu can find herself, as I am an illusion, but I am not Maya.


“Breathe… keep breathing…”

Ascent now for the self, as consensus is reality, and my world, no longer a conspiracy theory, but all. I am Nirvana, and I have found Moksha. I vomit and vomit and vomit.

Now my ring is Life, as I have stood on My Cross, and this is the end of my death.

My Lodge offers me a cool bath in Holy Water. I’ve decorated the oil bottle with my fingertips.

I am awake.

koi~ist Law, Abylaa 8.974.7

ejw2076 fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Jul 11, 2022

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wibble
May 20, 2001
Meep meep
Thanks for sharing xxx

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Kyoon would approve of the nonsense

Hopefully your meds are working for you op :tipshat:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Was is das?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

didn't read

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
pretty wack, op, pre-tty wack

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
So, if you're a Mason, getting on the Cross seems like no big loving deal. Go to the wall, bitch a bunch, die on the cross. We've done it to hundreds. loving idiots.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Time for your meds OP, you know it fucks you up when you stop taking them.

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

BigBadSteve posted:

Time for your meds OP, you know it fucks you up when you stop taking them.

I lost my burnouts tat because of this poo poo. Now I'm on an Invega injection.

Flops
Mar 28, 2010

Look at all these lovely posts!
Medication is good for you op, please take them.

Flops fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Jul 11, 2022

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This bible teachesd you something. It says give me money or decides from your decency. This till will save your day. But you must undrstand something, tom,orrow is another day.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

new gbs IK looking good, honestly

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

new gbs IK looking good, honestly

it's an exhaustive process to find one, but we're satisfied so far with the results

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
its no timecube :swish:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
This stuff is kind of similar to a lot of ancient holy texts, to be honest.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
Wizard Mast-

Oh

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
The Jesus with the crown of thorns was some rear end in a top hat named Nick. He worked at God's House doing hurricanes and poo poo in the present. You go to the backroom and you can do Acts of God in the past and future. He had to be Jesus. Had to be. No other way. So, they let him use God's mind to make The Holy Bible, then shipped him to Jerusalem 2000 years ago and hung him on a cross. It was a sham.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Nick does not sound very messiah-like tbh

but maybe it was Saint Nick? Is Jesus Santa?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
It is fun to live in reality. Things must always increase when I have time to write this on my doodle pad.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Having Schizophrenia sounds terrifying to me.

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Nick does not sound very messiah-like tbh

but maybe it was Saint Nick? Is Jesus Santa?

He gunned down Santa Fe with the CIA mind-control chips.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Nice set of holy texts you got there OP. Nothing like a pair of big juicy books to fondle in the morning.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Kinda, but there are fewer greater former ghosts, op

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


I don't know how long you've been married to this Hindu goddess OP but if you still ain't banging I'd recommend couples counseling.

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Tarkus posted:

Having Schizophrenia sounds terrifying to me.

Masons and other 'awakened' tribes get schizophrenia, but when you are blind is when it is hell. If you're a mason, you have to track them down. Freemasons are the worst, they hide their lodges in your dick and twitch your unit while you're in your wife.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

But seriously, do you think they come in sorry for the second vanquisher?

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
hhmmmm

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The unholy is justified when it comes to your town. Make sure to go gently caress yourself.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




can i get this as an audiobook?

ButterSkeleton
Jan 19, 2020

SIZE=XX-LARGE]PLEASE! PLEASE STOP SAYING THE R WORD. GOD, IF SOMEBODY SAID THE R WORD, I WILL HECKIN LOSE IT. JUST PEE PEE MY JORTS. CAN'T YOU JUST CALL THEM A SMOOTHE BRAINED DOTARD LIKE THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE? DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

P.S. FREE LARRY YOU FUCKIN COWARDS.
I hope you get the help you need, my friend.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
*Bloodfart McCoy chortles loudly at the suggesting that he reads the OP’s gibberish*

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ejw2076 posted:

Masons and other 'awakened' tribes get schizophrenia, but when you are blind is when it is hell. If you're a mason, you have to track them down. Freemasons are the worst, they hide their lodges in your dick and twitch your unit while you're in your wife.

Maybe get us to gently caress your wife while you squirt all the Freemason lodges into your piss bottles.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

ejw2076 posted:

Masons and other 'awakened' tribes get schizophrenia, but when you are blind is when it is hell. If you're a mason, you have to track them down. Freemasons are the worst, they hide their lodges in your dick and twitch your unit while you're in your wife.

I'm starting to think your treatment wasn't effective, OP.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Cool OP, OP.

I am the avatar of a celestial being that cannot be seen because it is inside-out.
When I was a teen I was eaten by the god-worm that lives in empty fields and pupated in to a being of pure energy and also I am jesus.

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

BigBadSteve posted:

Maybe get us to gently caress your wife while you squirt all the Freemason lodges into your piss bottles.

I have a small collection of them. Anyone want to buy a used lodge?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Twitching my unit rn

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm starting to think your treatment wasn't effective, OP.

How do I transition from schizo to priest?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
You have to gently caress a nun.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Hey op, have you ever tried using the gpt2 AI as some kind of "prosthetic mind"? Like, you give it a subject you want to think about and it generates sane thoughts on the subject for you that you can think. It's pretty rad, have you tried it? Have you?

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Hey op nice thread you got here :)

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