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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I had a Star Crunch last night for the first time since I was in high school and goddamn that's a good cookie. The caramel was soft and the rice crispy and crunchy with not too much chocolate. I always get a Christmas Tree Cakes around Christmas, which are better Zebra Cakes. Oatmeal cream pies are bangers too. Little Debbie owns, I don't even give a poo poo that it's 90% corn syrup. What's y'all's favorite Little Debbie or other snack cakes?

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The last time I tried a Little Debbie snack was a zebra cake and the icing felt like I was chewing on rubber.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Oatmeal creme pies are still legit, though smaller than they used to be.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AcidCat posted:

Oatmeal creme pies are still legit, though smaller than they used to be.

No you're just bigger

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Little Debbie Metallica banning the OP for shitposting in 2009

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

The Bloop posted:

No you're just bigger

Possible, but I'd swear they used to be significantly bigger.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AcidCat posted:

Possible, but I'd swear they used to be significantly bigger.

Rollos
Aug 11, 2007

Hold on, won't be long
Why yes, I've been known to crush a box of Cosmic Brownies from time to time

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Used to loving love the Pumpkin Delights that came out once a year in the fall when I was a kid. Bought a box a few years back to relive the magic and I could feel my teeth decaying in real time. Was nothing but pure sugar and regret.

Haven’t bothered with anything else by Little Debbie since.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

You Are A Elf posted:

Used to loving love the Pumpkin Delights that came out once a year in the fall when I was a kid. Bought a box a few years back to relive the magic and I could feel my teeth decaying in real time. Was nothing but pure sugar and regret.

Haven’t bothered with anything else by Little Debbie since.

Yeah same. They’re definitely way sweeter now. Awful shame.

That leaves the Oatmeal Crème Pies as the only good remaining Little Debbie snack.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

nutty buddy are wafer cookies

Kill Penguin
Mar 27, 2008
When my brother was 16-17, he was legitimately addicted to Little Debbie brownies. This lasted probably 6 months to a year. He ate them around the clock. He would literally wake up, do a yawn and stretch, and grab a brownie. The funny thing is, he is and always was very skinny.

Anyway, I guess the brownies are pretty good if they can have that effect on someone. But I never liked them much.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Bring back the german chocolate cakes

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
If you get the big box of oatmeal crème pies they are like 2.5 times the size. So they still sell the old size you’re remembering.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Little Debbie is even littler these days, with the foot amputations and whatnot.

Baxter fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Aug 3, 2022

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I prefer Large Debra.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they're all too sweet now that i'm an adult

i'll stick with fruit, which is nature's candy

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwwz20RULg

They know me from the bay all the way to LA
From Telegraph to Fairfax they know my name
I'm the same one they get the swag from
I've always had swag while they never had none

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I used to love the chocolate cupcakes with the cream inside. I would peel off the layer of frosting on top and eat each part separately.

The thought of eating one of those isn't appealing at all to me now that I'm an adult. Sounds like you have some growing up to do, OP.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Same with Swiss cake rolls the regular boxes the individual size of the cakes is smal, but the jumbo packs they are like twice as big

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Charles Bukowski posted:

I prefer Large Debra.

What about Medium Deb?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




that's how i order my candied steaks

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Devil Squares and Zingers all day every day.

Devil's food is the best.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
I would squish a cosmic brownie into the shape of a ball and bite into it like an apple.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

YeahTubaMike posted:

What about Medium Deb?

Just don’t post small deb

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

kntfkr posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwwz20RULg

They know me from the bay all the way to LA
From Telegraph to Fairfax they know my name
I'm the same one they get the swag from
I've always had swag while they never had none

RiFF RaFF owns unironically

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
anyone talks poo poo about zebra cakes and we're gonna have a problem:clint:

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
The best, most indulgent snake cake is the Suzie-Q, but I never see it for sale anywhere anymore.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

The Saucer Hovers posted:

nutty buddy are wafer cookies

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

yea little debbie is ok ig uess, if you live somewhere they don't sell drake's

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
I thought you were talking about that awful white girl rapper.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Nut Buds are good. Though I dare you to ever find one that doesn't have a completely hosed up melted chocolate wrapper.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

free hubcaps posted:

yea little debbie is ok ig uess, if you live somewhere they don't sell drake's



Why would I buy a male duck?

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
gently caress that little BITCH

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

I used to work in a grocery store in high school. The manager, Dave was addicted to Little Debbie Fudge Rounds. Not so much addicted to them where they are the only thing he ate or something. It was more that each and every package of them he bought was like his Honus Wagner baseball card for a day or two. We all kept our break snacks in the same general area and by god you better not ever move that box of fudge rounds or there was going to be hell to pay. I swear he knew at all times exactly how many were in the box, exactly what order he had closed the box flaps in and the precise angle at which each one rested in the box. He was loving VIGILANT about it. Like he was generally pretty laid back, if you made a mistake or something he’d talk to you pretty reasonably but if his fudge rounds got hosed with there was going to be a storewide meeting ASAP.

One of the guys used to page him as “Dave Fudge Found” on the intercom.

E: oatmeal pies kick rear end

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Chinatown posted:

RiFF RaFF owns unironically

Is riff raff basically Gunther for Americans?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




fat rear end deborah

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Who What Now posted:

Why would I buy a male duck?

Because MOTHAH FUCKIN FUNNYBONES, SON

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I wouldn't know op, I try to avoid processed foods

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Cosmic brownies will take your blood sugar to spess

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