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Are you in the coven now?  Bitches to witches Rags to riches 
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I can happily share the magic words my mother told me when I was young to have things happen: Please and Thank you
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Sep 8, 2022 10:53
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Samovar posted:I can happily share the magic words my mother told me when I was young to have things happen: That’s like, beige magic or some poo poo. 
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Sep 8, 2022 10:54
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Like sometimes when we say words and 3 things happen every time. Well, take that back, only the first thing happened one time.
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Sep 8, 2022 10:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wT1s96JIb0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCcEjZQQNjo
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Sep 8, 2022 11:14
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Whenever I say "Goodbye" to someone, it causes them to magically leave. Sometimes this doesn't work if they're a jerk or something.
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Sep 8, 2022 11:26
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the most evil of words are spoken in Latin
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Sep 8, 2022 11:32
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If you only knew the power of jinx magic. If you don't want something to happen, jinx it. Don't wanna meet someone again, say "let's do this again some time". It never fails
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Sep 8, 2022 11:33
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Mooey Cow posted:If you only knew the power of jinx magic. If you don't want something to happen, jinx it. Don't wanna meet someone again, say "let's do this again some time". It never fails this is a powerful technique known only to masters, be careful how you use this knowledge
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Sep 8, 2022 12:17
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See you next tuesday
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Sep 8, 2022 12:24
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Mooey Cow posted:If you only knew the power of jinx magic. If you don't want something to happen, jinx it. Don't wanna meet someone again, say "let's do this again some time". It never fails You should post more often.
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Sep 8, 2022 12:39
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"Don't be so emotional." magically gets certain gents to act less angry.
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Sep 8, 2022 12:55
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Mooey Cow posted:If you only knew the power of jinx magic. If you don't want something to happen, jinx it. Don't wanna meet someone again, say "let's do this again some time". It never fails its easy to reverse the jinx magic by buying the spellcaster a coke
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Sep 8, 2022 12:56
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theres also the powerful "i am rubber, you are glue" cantrip, which reverses all black magic
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Sep 8, 2022 13:00
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"Shmashmortion"
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Sep 8, 2022 13:44
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Throwing someone off a cliff rarely works. If you don't see the body, they always come back. One way to fix it is to say "See you next fall!" as you do it. Nobody survives if you add a pun. It's quite uncanny.
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Sep 8, 2022 13:50
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Toyotathon
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Sep 8, 2022 13:50
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Poohs Packin posted:Toyotathon we're a honda days family in this house!
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Sep 8, 2022 13:51
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Bitches to witches Slam in the back of my Dragula!
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Sep 8, 2022 13:53
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Throwing someone off a cliff rarely works. If you don't see the body, they always come back. That one actually works because of the jinx, mentioned earlier.
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Sep 8, 2022 14:38
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If you say “I’d like a tuna sandwich, please!” in a restaurant you will receive a tuna sandwich within the next 30 minutes.
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Sep 8, 2022 14:59
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Using the words "I have diarrhea" magically gets you out of any work or social events that you don't want to attend without repercussions.
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Sep 8, 2022 15:04
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"ok dude it's bedtime"
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Sep 8, 2022 15:05
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Jizzlobber
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Sep 8, 2022 15:37
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Mods knew
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Sep 8, 2022 15:57
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If you have a massive dick you can get people to do stuff by whipping it out.
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Sep 8, 2022 16:05
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it is what it is
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Sep 8, 2022 16:10
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1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:the most evil of words are spoken in Latin asgay eadthray anbay opyay
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Sep 8, 2022 16:19
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Das Boo posted:"Don't be so emotional." magically gets certain gents to act less angry. Never in the history of calm down has calm down ever calmed anyone down.
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Sep 8, 2022 16:23
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Saying "it's quiet today" at work will inevitably cause all hell to break loose
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Sep 8, 2022 17:35
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Hold my beer and watch this
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Sep 8, 2022 18:18
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madeintaipei posted:Never in the history of calm down has calm down ever calmed anyone down. It only works on very tough fellows who think being considered feminine is worse than losing the argument. Winning being that they are louder and angrier.
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Sep 8, 2022 18:44
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Das Boo posted:"Don't be so emotional." magically gets certain gents to act less angry. This has the opposite effect when I say it to my wife. but it does transmute the couch into a bed...
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Sep 8, 2022 18:57
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Whenever people say “keep an open mind” it’s just like, you don’t even believe in whatever poo poo you are promoting here, and if I did like it I would already know whatever it is better than you with your “conservative but tolerant to a point” horseshit attitude. 
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Sep 9, 2022 14:41
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Things you should keep an open mind about: food, music, the paranormal. Things you shouldn't keep an open mind about: nazis, Arby's, those commercials that animate animal mouths to make them talk.
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Sep 9, 2022 14:47
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Stryder posted:This has the opposite effect when I say it to my wife. See, that's what makes the phrase magic. Women hear that poo poo all the time, so it's known to be a phrase meant for women. When a tough guy hears a phrase meant for women being directed at him, he's got a dilemma: Either get more angry, and thereby more womanly; or calm down and stop risking being seen as womanly. The particular sort of fellow sees being a woman as The Worst Thing, so he stops screaming at
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Sep 9, 2022 15:04
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If you shout "flabberghast" in your bosses face you can do whatever you want the rest of the day
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Sep 9, 2022 15:27
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SATONY
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Sep 9, 2022 15:52
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'Friendly reminder' will instantly turn the recipient into your arch-nemesis
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Outrail posted:'Friendly reminder' will instantly turn the recipient into your arch-nemesis Concluding the statement with a chipper "hope that helped!" Is likely to make them explode use these words with great care
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