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A question for the ages. You don't get any more oral sex or cheese than you do right now or whatever your ability to acquire them is. This includes all kinds of cheese and all kinds of oral sex. You can't eat a slice of "cheese food product" and you can't stuff your genitals in your stepmom's mouth if that's your bag. You only get one, choose wisely. Vote for the one you want to GIVE UP FOREVER
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Hypothetically speaking, if my current amount of oral sex having was zero, and my current amount of cheese was non-zero, or vice versa, could I exchange one for the other?
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Oct 21, 2022 11:22
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i don't think i'll give up either, op. this sounds like a bad deal
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Oct 21, 2022 11:24
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Mooey Cow posted:Hypothetically speaking, if my current amount of oral sex having was zero, and my current amount of cheese was non-zero, or vice versa, could I exchange one for the other? no
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Oct 21, 2022 11:26
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i don't think i'll give up either, op. this sounds like a bad deal its not up to you. you have to choose
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Oct 21, 2022 11:26
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You jerk
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Oct 21, 2022 11:30
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i do not have to choose
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Oct 21, 2022 11:38
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You could just only blow dudes that don’t wash their glans properly, checkmate op
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Oct 21, 2022 11:56
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lol easy choice, the cheese isn't putting me through college
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Oct 21, 2022 13:55
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Well that makes the discussion moot
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Oct 21, 2022 13:58
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Are we only talking real cheese here because Provelle exists haha gottem suck it St. Louis
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Oct 21, 2022 14:01
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No more quesadillas ever? gently caress. THAT.
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Oct 21, 2022 14:03
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Like we talking taking or giving cheese?
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Oct 21, 2022 14:20
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i could never give up sucking dicks
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Oct 21, 2022 14:36
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If you only eat blue cheese your cum will probably taste like it, just food for thought
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Oct 21, 2022 14:44
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My gf throws up every time she sucks my d so we have agreed to only have it on Christmas. Cheese has been a huge part in getting through to this loss.
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Oct 21, 2022 15:21
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Wait are you the smelly dick goon
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Oct 21, 2022 15:26
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wait are you the smelly dick goon You have to be more specific than that.
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Oct 21, 2022 15:35
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The Alchemist posted:You have to be more specific than that. Ah just a smelly dick goon, carry on then
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Oct 21, 2022 15:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wait are you the smelly dick goon  Seriouspost: I'd give up getting oral sex, because I love many types of cheese, and cheese-containing foods, a lot. And I've been happy without getting sex, or chasing it, for about the last three years. And I'm sure my next partner(s) would take pity on me and let me have all the anal sex I wanted as a substitute, as well as licking my balls and rear end in a top hat on request. And no, OP, that is not oral sex, and you can't add it to the rules now, and no backsies. And, OP, you used the word "get", so I could still lick all the clean pussy I wanted that presented itself to me (ditto re no late rule changes/backsies). And me sucking cock for dollars not an issue, as begging, without exchanging sexual services for money, is lucrative in my city, should I ever have the need. And being a first world democracy that isn't the U.S., my country privides more than token social security.
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Oct 21, 2022 15:42
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I'll just say both to get you off my case OP and continue to have both secretly.
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Oct 21, 2022 15:43
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i’d pick either, don’t care. whichever is banned i would do anyway through a hole in a sheet, that loophole was never closed
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Oct 21, 2022 15:45
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The Alchemist posted:My gf throws up every time she sucks my d so we have agreed to only have it on Christmas. Cheese has been a huge part in getting through to this loss. Does she suck your d and throw up before, after or during Christmas dinner?
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Oct 21, 2022 15:46
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BigBadSteve posted:Does she suck your d and throw up before, after or during Christmas dinner? My dick IS the Christmas dinner.
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Oct 21, 2022 15:51
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i don't eat cheese, i just 69
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Oct 21, 2022 15:56
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Lactose intolerant people are already winning, but we only measure our victories by how much we have already lost  It was Pride in Atlanta recently and someone put up posters for an app called Headero all over town. It is apparently an app mostly for giving head. If only they knew what was at stake.
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Oct 21, 2022 15:58
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For some people these two things are inextricably linked, OP
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Oct 21, 2022 16:01
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I can eat a baked Brie for hours
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Oct 21, 2022 16:08
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glugglguglugglugglugglug*deep breath*gluggluggluggluggluuuuuug*pukes*
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Oct 21, 2022 16:10
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Chinatown posted:glugglguglugglugglugglug*deep breath*gluggluggluggluggluuuuuug*pukes* Don't doxx me while i'm going down on a nasty gouda
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Oct 21, 2022 16:11
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don't forget the baby bells
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Oct 21, 2022 16:47
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oh so i couldnt get oral but id still have to give it. who are you, dj khalid?
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Oct 21, 2022 16:57
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Doc Fission posted:Lactose intolerant people are already winning, but we only measure our victories by how much we have already lost Just remember, if a match, in their profile photo, is looking to the left, they're a poz looking for a poz. But if they're looking to the right, they're a neg looking for a neg. Wait, was that looking to their left, or to the viewer's left? Nm, too late.
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Oct 21, 2022 16:57
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Chinatown posted:glugglguglugglugglugglug*deep breath*gluggluggluggluggluuuuuug*pukes* Deepthroating cheese is bound to end badly.
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Oct 21, 2022 16:59
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is there Lactaid, but for cum?
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Oct 21, 2022 16:59
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Torquemada posted:You could just only blow dudes that don’t wash their glans properly, checkmate op I also rules lawyer it and draw the "Give Up Sex Cheese" card. Your move, KAIBA!
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Oct 21, 2022 17:03
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so what happens in this scenario if you pick one and still try to do it? if i pick cheese and try to wolf down a slice of pizza, what happens? what if someone else secretly feeds me cheese without me knowing it's in the recipe? if i pick the oral sex and someone gets real horny for my dick and tries to wrap their lips around it, what happens? does it just start dodging and weaving of its own accord? and what about suck-off machines? do those count as oral? i wouldn't think so despite the marketing claims.
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Oct 21, 2022 17:08
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Bad Purchase posted:so what happens in this scenario if you pick one and still try to do it? if i pick cheese and try to wolf down a slice of pizza, what happens? what if someone else secretly feeds me cheese without me knowing it's in the recipe?
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Oct 21, 2022 17:10
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Bad Purchase posted:so what happens in this scenario if you pick one and still try to do it? if i pick cheese and try to wolf down a slice of pizza, what happens? what if someone else secretly feeds me cheese without me knowing it's in the recipe? Likewise, the blower receives a mouth full of cheese
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2nd one sounds like a win win, possibly also the first depending on whether raw or cooked in a manner cohesive to the dish
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