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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Little kid has had a couple heart transplants and created a youtube channel because his dream is to get to 100k subs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PSa-hbHzJw

I guess he is affiliated with make-a-wish and they got Johnny Depp on board. He posted a video earlier. I mean Captain Jack Sparrow did. I found out about this elsewhere and now you guys know, too.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I thought Johnny Depp got cancelled cause amber turd pooped his bed :confused:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Subbed, let me know if something unexpected happens.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Depp spent all his money on luxury wine while Amber's dog stepped on a bee

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

sorry, youtube is banned in my country

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

is the kid going to produce any jackass-style content?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Sorry, I have a very curated subscription list with a one in-one out policy

If the slo-mo guys get cancelled I’ll revisit your request

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
He’s got 77k already, missed his 69k sub thank you

Doesn’t deserve 100k

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Is 100k subs what it takes to pay for your anti-rejection meds in Hellworld?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'll trade my subscription for you never posting again

Edit: let me know playa

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

Waltzing Along posted:

Little kid has had a couple heart transplants and created a youtube channel because his dream is to get to 100k subs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PSa-hbHzJw

I guess he is affiliated with make-a-wish and they got Johnny Depp on board. He posted a video earlier. I mean Captain Jack Sparrow did. I found out about this elsewhere and now you guys know, too.

specifically Youtube will send him a plaque about it

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

come on goons, let's pull together, do our part, and get this kid to dream bigger than a fuckin youtube plaque

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

come on goons, let's pull together, do our part, and get this kid to dream bigger than a fuckin youtube plaque

No dude he’s already felt the rush of a couple of heart transplants and he’s probably addicted to heart transplants now. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s soliciting donors. :drac:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Waltzing Along posted:

and they got Johnny Depp on board.

Why do you think this is an endorsement, OP?

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I'm gonna need to see some 480p CoD 360 noscope compilations and a raid on Stormwind set to System Of A Down before he gets my sub, buddy

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
I don't want my YouTube suggestions to be full of heart transplant videos

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Lol if you actually use YouTube recommendations.
I'd rather find ideas in old magazines.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Treecko posted:

Depp spent all his money on luxury wine while Amber's dog stepped on a bee

Is the dog ok? :ohdear:

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
we did it reddit

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica
hes already at 100k anyone want a sandwich

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Costco Meatballs posted:

hes already at 100k anyone want a sandwich

Is it in the cooler full of human hearts or.. :thunk:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Why’s this kid get all the hearts

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Why’s this kid get all the hearts

He’s gonna keep transplanting until he finds one he really likes. :hmmyes:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Nooner posted:

I thought Johnny Depp got cancelled cause amber turd pooped his bed :confused:

Turd poop really is the worst sort.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Those face and neck tats

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Kid got 100K subs. But he'll be lucky to still be alive by the time YouTube gets around to sending him his trophy.

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
Cue an arms races of YouTubers getting more and more transplants for higher sub counts

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

My dream would have been to have a working ticker but everyone has hosed up priorities these days

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

This child is the ship of theseus. They've replaced all his organs multiple times for mad subs and the scary part is it's working.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
The crowd funded 6 million Dollar man

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

have they tried giving him a baboon heart? i bet those things can take a lickin and keep on tickin

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I subscribed, maybe they will just keep raising the goal forever like the 5kpt. Seriously though that kid is precious ❤️❤️❤️ <- (that's the total number of hearts he's had)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If they put a heart in and it doesn’t work can they try it in someone else or is it a one-and-done situation and it goes in the trash?

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If they put a heart in and it doesn’t work can they try it in someone else or is it a one-and-done situation and it goes in the trash?

They're not going to give you the spare hearts

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

mudskipp posted:

They're not going to give you the spare hearts

You don’t know that :mad:

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

come on goons, let's pull together, do our part, and get this kid to dream bigger than a fuckin youtube plaque

first you get the youtube plaque
then you get the power
then you get the women

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Why’s this kid get all the hearts

we tried to stop him but he overpowered us

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

We did it goons!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i didn’t sub

nothin personal kid

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress you and yours. No offense.

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