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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

The ham was left on the counter. It's been over 2 hours. F.

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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
stop eating animals and you wont have ham problems

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
180 minute rule, you’re still good

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The salt is a preservative, just eat the ham bruh

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


I licked the ham it's fine.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

cast Cure on it

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


God is watching.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Food poisoning is a super badass way to die

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Not sayin you should die op, but then again we all gotta go sometime and dodgy ham is some proper valhalla poo poo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what kind of ham. cold cuts? also dont be a baby and eat the ham.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

eat the 48hr prawns instead

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hamcock

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Starring Will Smith

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

roll the dice OP, dont disappoint

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Eat the ham, it's fine. Stop believing big refrigeration about every scaremongering thing.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That good huh? Maybe try making a ham people like to eat. :munch:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Gonna need to see a picture of this supposed "ham"

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Go ham on that filthy ham OP

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I tried bacon with flour on top in an oven. MEh Crispy enough.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Sit down on the bowl for ham eatings and get best of both worlds.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I've been told that in Spain its not uncommon to leave a cured and cooked ham out on a cutting board in the kitchen for a couple of days. If you need some ham you just cruise up and cut a slice.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'm going to have a monte cristo for lunch.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Internetjack posted:

I've been told that in Spain its not uncommon to leave a cured and cooked ham out on a cutting board in the kitchen for a couple of days. If you need some ham you just cruise up and cut a slice.

This is a common misconception, a jamón at the home is always kept refrigerated. The tourist bars will put a jamón out on the counter though with a serving knife to get tourists in who are excited about the novelty of counter ham. The salty meat makes them thirsty and thus order more beers.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Throw it in the oven at 500 for 30 minutes that'll get ya right as rain

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I don't know if that's actually true pleas don't follow any food safety advice I give

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
when life hands you lemons, cut them in half and rub them on your eyes

e: voted 2

dee eight fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Apr 15, 2023

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Use the ham water in chowder.

I’m not joking

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

flubber nuts posted:

God is watching.

(With a boner)

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


gently caress the ham, passionately

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

OP is gonna end up on that youtube doctor guy explaining how people eat things and have organ failure

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How big is the ham?

I bet I could eat a whole ham.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

Throw it in the oven at 500 for 30 minutes that'll get ya right as rain

If it takes like 3 hours to bake a ham at 375, then shouldn’t it only take an hour at 1125 degrees? :thunkher:

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
they should make a ham cooker like the old skool presto hot dogger. you shoot 420 volts thru that bad boy and wow electric ham

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bury the poor hog and pray to allah

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

what kind of ham. cold cuts? also dont be a baby and eat the ham.

Slices of https://www.thefreshmarket.com/products/spiral-sliced-honey-ham-oo they sell in the prepared food section. It's good but not something I'm going to eat after sitting on the counter for 2 and and a half hours.

edit: Oh that's different than

quote:

The Fresh Market Carving Ham With Maple Bacon Glaze.
Instacart says $13/lb so I'm going to go with "not the cheapest ham but by no means super luxury ham". It was this.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Apr 15, 2023

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
OP wants to kill and eat a hog in OP's backyard

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If it helps the grocery store workers probably had this ham sitting on the floor for at least 3-4 hours when they recieved it

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

Just go to the local fast food eatery and order a bunch of hamburders. Call them "steamed hams."

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

i feel for you op i left an open jar of pickled peppers out on the counter all night last night. i just put them back in the fridge. i mean they are pickled so what could happen.

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Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Smugworth posted:

This is a common misconception, a jamón at the home is always kept refrigerated. The tourist bars will put a jamón out on the counter though with a serving knife to get tourists in who are excited about the novelty of counter ham. The salty meat makes them thirsty and thus order more beers.

My brother lived in Spain with his Spanish wife for 3 years. Visiting with MIL and other family friends on a regular basis led him to the question. How long has that ham been sitting there? A couple of days ago it was a full cut of ham, and now they are back to visit 3 days later and its a quarter of a ham. He directly asked the MIL if it been sitting out the whole time and the answer was, "yes!"

He also saw the same thing in friend's and neighbor's homes.

He finally ate some 3 day old ham, sitting on the cutting board the whole time and found it to be delicious. Didn't get sick/food poisoning.

The magic of ham.

PS Do not do this if you don't know how to cook the ham properly.

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