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they look like oysters, and you have to open them up and slurp them down like oysters, they can be enjoyed raw or breaded, and both make a nice convenience snack to enjoy on the bus or in a movie theaters
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:16 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 18:58 |
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Why would you bread a pistachio op
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:21 |
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I'm allergic to pistachios
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:23 |
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what's the best brand of pistachio shucker?
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:27 |
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slurpin down 'stachios
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:30 |
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wanna earn a pistache?
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:35 |
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:I'm allergic to pistachios Missing out on the all time pricy nut
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:37 |
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One time I found a pearl in a psiatchio
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:39 |
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They used to dye pistachios red, but then all of the pistachio producers were like "wait why the hell are we doing this?" and stopped.
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:41 |
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bustin a nut and suckin out the insides
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:41 |
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Yum yum pistachios
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:41 |
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Oysters have pearls.
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:43 |
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The well-known aphrodisiac raw pistachios
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:44 |
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Doesn't the California pistachio industry lobby Congress for more sanctions on Iran because they don't want the competition from Iranian pistachio growers?
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:44 |
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Much like oysters are nature's water filters, pistachios filter the air around them. Try adding a pistachio tree to your home to purify the air inside
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:45 |
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FreeRangeHexagon posted:Doesn't the California pistachio industry lobby Congress for more sanctions on Iran because they don't want the competition from Iranian pistachio growers? petitioning my copuntries parliament to invade a distant country and form a pistachio republic to elevate my nut profits
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:45 |
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both or loving awesome, so agreed OP
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:48 |
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Have you ever actually seen an oyster, OP?
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:49 |
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https://www.pistachioprofits.com
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:50 |
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i don't think oysters would be good in ice cream op
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:53 |
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The sardine thread was going crazy over some king oscar smoked pistachio tins a couple weeks ago
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:06 |
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eat them with the shells you coward
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:07 |
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Smugworth posted:The sardine thread was going crazy over some king oscar smoked pistachio tins a couple weeks ago sardines + pistachios... match made in heaven?
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:07 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:sardines + pistachios... match made in heaven? Maybe if you stuffed em inside an olive
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:09 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:They used to dye pistachios red, but then all of the pistachio producers were like "wait why the hell are we doing this?" and stopped. it's cuz they were picked and hulled by hand, which meant a lot of the shells had blackening and stains. now machines do the whole operation in one go, so no stains and also nobody cares about what the shell of a loving nut looks like
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:11 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Maybe if you stuffed em inside an olive li'l dainty slice of kimchi laid atop. serve while pilioting your timberwolf in mw5 and telling people you drive a mad cat
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:13 |
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i thought you were talking about the master of disguise, Pistachio Disguisey
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:13 |
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what is the pistachio of mollusks?
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:18 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Maybe if you stuffed em inside an olive now we're freaking cooking. still want to see the breaded pistachio
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:20 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:li'l dainty slice of kimchi laid atop. serve while pilioting your timberwolf in mw5 and telling people you drive a mad cat Washed down with an ice cold janjerel
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:20 |
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https://i.imgur.com/gdPaAUB.mp4
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:28 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:31 |
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FreeRangeHexagon posted:Doesn't the California pistachio industry lobby Congress for more sanctions on Iran because they don't want the competition from Iranian pistachio growers? yes also ca keeps all the good nuts for themselves and ships the poo poo nuts to the rest of the country. i miss buying bulk pistachio / almonds in winco
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:32 |
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He ate paper
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:34 |
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No pistachio rules
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:35 |
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I keep a big bag of pistachios at my house at all times if I can. Sometimes you can get a huge bag for like 5 bucks and it loving rules.
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:39 |
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Smugworth posted:The sardine thread was going crazy over some king oscar smoked pistachio tins a couple weeks ago
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:48 |
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Hollismason posted:I keep a big bag of pistachios at my house at all times if I can. Sometimes you can get a huge bag for like 5 bucks and it loving rules. Please send me a few big rear end bags. I've never seen them for less then $12 in Canada and they're usually $15+
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# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:50 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:li'l dainty slice of kimchi laid atop. serve while pilioting your timberwolf in mw5 and telling people you drive a mad cat 🥵🥵🥵
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Red tide; Red dyed
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