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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

they look like oysters, and you have to open them up and slurp them down like oysters, they can be enjoyed raw or breaded, and both make a nice convenience snack to enjoy on the bus or in a movie theaters

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Why would you bread a pistachio op

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
I'm allergic to pistachios :(

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

what's the best brand of pistachio shucker?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

slurpin down 'stachios

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
wanna earn a pistache?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

I'm allergic to pistachios :(

Missing out on the all time pricy nut

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


One time I found a pearl in a psiatchio

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
They used to dye pistachios red, but then all of the pistachio producers were like "wait why the hell are we doing this?" and stopped.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

bustin a nut and suckin out the insides

OsteoMcB
Mar 19, 2023

Yum yum pistachios

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

by Pragmatica
Oysters have pearls.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The well-known aphrodisiac raw pistachios

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Doesn't the California pistachio industry lobby Congress for more sanctions on Iran because they don't want the competition from Iranian pistachio growers?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Much like oysters are nature's water filters, pistachios filter the air around them. Try adding a pistachio tree to your home to purify the air inside

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

Doesn't the California pistachio industry lobby Congress for more sanctions on Iran because they don't want the competition from Iranian pistachio growers?

petitioning my copuntries parliament to invade a distant country and form a pistachio republic to elevate my nut profits

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

both or loving awesome, so agreed OP

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Have you ever actually seen an oyster, OP?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://www.pistachioprofits.com

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
i don't think oysters would be good in ice cream op

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


The sardine thread was going crazy over some king oscar smoked pistachio tins a couple weeks ago

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
eat them with the shells you coward

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

The sardine thread was going crazy over some king oscar smoked pistachio tins a couple weeks ago

sardines + pistachios... match made in heaven?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

sardines + pistachios... match made in heaven?

Maybe if you stuffed em inside an olive

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Extra Large Marge posted:

They used to dye pistachios red, but then all of the pistachio producers were like "wait why the hell are we doing this?" and stopped.

it's cuz they were picked and hulled by hand, which meant a lot of the shells had blackening and stains. now machines do the whole operation in one go, so no stains and also nobody cares about what the shell of a loving nut looks like

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Maybe if you stuffed em inside an olive

li'l dainty slice of kimchi laid atop. serve while pilioting your timberwolf in mw5 and telling people you drive a mad cat

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
i thought you were talking about the master of disguise, Pistachio Disguisey

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

what is the pistachio of mollusks?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Maybe if you stuffed em inside an olive

now we're freaking cooking.

still want to see the breaded pistachio

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

li'l dainty slice of kimchi laid atop. serve while pilioting your timberwolf in mw5 and telling people you drive a mad cat

Washed down with an ice cold janjerel

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/gdPaAUB.mp4

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


:stare:

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

Doesn't the California pistachio industry lobby Congress for more sanctions on Iran because they don't want the competition from Iranian pistachio growers?

yes also ca keeps all the good nuts for themselves and ships the poo poo nuts to the rest of the country. i miss buying bulk pistachio / almonds in winco

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

by Pragmatica

He ate paper

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
No pistachio rules

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I keep a big bag of pistachios at my house at all times if I can. Sometimes you can get a huge bag for like 5 bucks and it loving rules.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Smugworth posted:

The sardine thread was going crazy over some king oscar smoked pistachio tins a couple weeks ago
I havnt got my sard on in a while, thanks for the tip will look out for these KOs, but they are super hard to find in Canada.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Hollismason posted:

I keep a big bag of pistachios at my house at all times if I can. Sometimes you can get a huge bag for like 5 bucks and it loving rules.

Please send me a few big rear end bags.

I've never seen them for less then $12 in Canada and they're usually $15+

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

li'l dainty slice of kimchi laid atop. serve while pilioting your timberwolf in mw5 and telling people you drive a mad cat

🥵🥵🥵

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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Red tide; Red dyed

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