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I haven’t known the touch of a woman in years and likely never will again anyone else?
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I never have OP im gay
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May 11, 2023 05:58
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Private Cumshoe posted:I never have OP im gay you’re lucky….
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May 11, 2023 05:59
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I have many women, a surplus of women. What can I do for you?
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May 11, 2023 06:01
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pencilhands posted:you’re lucky…. you have no idea
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Tite Barnacle posted:I have many women, a surplus of women. What can I do for you? I need sex
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May 11, 2023 06:03
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I heard you can pay them for that
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May 11, 2023 06:04
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Nooner posted:I heard you can pay them for that that’s illegal
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May 11, 2023 06:05
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You must pay. I paid to organize this circus of the absurd. 8 dollars and we'll call it square.
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May 11, 2023 06:08
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famous gbs threadshitter pencil hands is lonely go figure and i don't mean that in the normal way I mean he literally squats on a phone and shits out threads ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 06:14 on May 11, 2023 |
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May 11, 2023 06:12
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when he sees this comment he's going to go "I'm....famous!?" and ska music is going to play. Ska is the music that plays in that fat man's head when they hear good news. We've chosen the lives we live.
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May 11, 2023 06:13
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:famous gbs shithead pencil hands is lonely go figure Even I am married.
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May 11, 2023 06:14
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Even three olives is married
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May 11, 2023 06:15
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:famous gbs threadshitter pencil hands is lonely go figure rude
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May 11, 2023 06:16
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Also you don't actually need sex, you merely want the dopamine rush from an orgasm while you watch other people enjoy themselves doing terrible and messy things. We can work through this, I'm a trained therapist with a real degree.
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May 11, 2023 06:19
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Nooner posted:Even three olives is married
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May 11, 2023 06:25
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Wow, incel thread represent. Have you considered joining f*cking society and trying to make yourself worth attention? F*ck sake dude
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May 11, 2023 06:34
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Just have sex dude what's the problem
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May 11, 2023 06:36
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sdasdas posted:Just have sex dude what's the problem I’m morbidly obese
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May 11, 2023 06:38
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Love is just another prison. You aren’t missing anything OP. Things could be different but oblivion would still be there whispering in your ear.
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May 11, 2023 06:38
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pencilhands posted:I’m morbidly obese these men might be able to help you out 
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May 11, 2023 06:42
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Dick Fontaine posted:Love is just another prison. You aren’t missing anything OP. Things could be different but oblivion would still be there whispering in your ear. oh ok, thanks.
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May 11, 2023 06:42
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Scrotum Modem posted:these men might be able to help you out they all look to be happily married though
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I have to buy new phones regularly because they become unusuable with the amount of constant messages I get asking for sex. It's embarrassing, just non stop asking for me to do a sex with them, while I'm just trying to live my life, ya know? I once got so many sex request messages (sexassages we say) that my phone melted but it was okay, it was on the bed side table of the woman I was doing a sex with and she was like, "woah, you sure sex it up." What I'm saying, I guess, is phones are loving expensive these days what the gently caress.
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May 11, 2023 07:09
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Three Olives posted:Even I am married. Whats his name
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May 11, 2023 07:13
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:Whats his name scroto turboturd
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May 11, 2023 07:17
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f*cking wrecked lol
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May 11, 2023 07:19
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You can just pay for a woman's touch OP. You can go to Nevada and do it legally if you so choose.
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May 11, 2023 07:26
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Sorry OP maybe lose weight and women will want to be near you
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May 11, 2023 07:39
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Toxic Mental posted:Sorry OP maybe lose weight and women will want to be near you no I like the motor city pizza at costco too much
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May 11, 2023 07:42
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Well perfect, a solution is found. Just keep a bunch of costco pizza in ur fridge and let that keep your company.
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May 11, 2023 07:44
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hi so loving lovely i am dad
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May 11, 2023 07:44
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Toxic Mental posted:Well perfect, a solution is found. Just keep a bunch of costco pizza in ur fridge and let that keep your company. good idea
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May 11, 2023 07:45
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Prostitution is legal here. Maybe purchase a lady?
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May 11, 2023 07:46
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pencilhands posted:no I like the motor city pizza at costco too much Just hit on the soccer moms at Costco. Maybe you'll get your own goal.
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May 11, 2023 07:48
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Be attractive, be an interesting person, don't be an rear end in a top hat if you can do any one of these things you should be able to have sex Ugly losers have sex all the time I promise
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pencilhands posted:that’s illegal getting in trouble is a fake idea
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PinheadSlim posted:Be attractive, be an interesting person, don't be an rear end in a top hat im at least 1 or 2 of these things and even I have felt the soft loving embrace of a man. Or woman. Whatever stifens your stem
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pencilhands posted:f*cking wrecked lol You motherfucker.
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