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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Wednesday and you know what that means! It's a time to be happy and a time to be sad, as tonight is the first Dynamite with Will Osprey as an official member of the AEW roster! And a bittersweet day as this is Sting's final Dynamite.** :(


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1762855175641866428?s=20

In one of the biggest Trios matches ever, the Continental Crown Champion Eddie Kingston teams with FTR to face The Blackpool Combat Club's Jon Moxley, Bryan Danielson, and Claudio Castagnoli!

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1762951979314126870?s=20

The AEW International Title is on the line as champion Orange Cassidy defends as Nick Wayne!

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1762681689502105816?s=20

Chris Jericho brings out his "Lionheart" persona as he goes one on one with Atlantis Jr, son of his former tag team partner, Atlantis!***

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1762676959488737778?s=20

They currently stand at one match apiece, and tonight Kris Statlander and Skye Blue do battle to see who truly is the better woman!

Also,

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1762885380674613742?s=20

The AEW World Tag Team Champions, Darby Allin and STTTTTTTIIIIIIINNNNG will make an appearance, and in Sting's case, his final appearance on Dynamite.****

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1762953321277784503?s=20

Will Osprey!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1762923121252950493?s=20

We'll hear from "Hangman" Adam Page! After the injury scare from last week, will he even be able to make it to Revolution?




*Not like, together, though that WOULD be cool!
*Like hell it is. Someday, he will be back. There will be a vicious beatdown happening to Darby Allin, one even more vicious than usual, and Sting will appear to scare off the attackers. He may never wrestle again, but he will never truly be gone.
***Duh.
****I have already made my feelings known about this.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
go-home dinna-mitt let's go

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:smith:



https://x.com/tonykhan/status/1762970049319481398?s=46

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Meat Freezer

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
that's fine, felt a little underwhelming with only three guys anyway

looking forward to whatever this all-star scramble is

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Barry Bluejeans posted:

that's fine, felt a little underwhelming with only three guys anyway

looking forward to whatever this all-star scramble is

Same, I hope we get more names in the meat match to do it justice.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Meat Madness will return....at Big Bu$ine$$.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

My parents sent me an edible arrangement for some reason so tonight's Dynamite snack will be approximately 3 cantaloupes' worth of sliced cantaloupe

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the meat locker

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Trish Adora: 4 matches
Red Velvet: 4 matches
Skye Blue: 1,003 matches
Thunder Rosa: 3 matches

someone help me, my women's division is dying

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

DLC Inc posted:

Trish Adora: 4 matches
Red Velvet: 4 matches
Skye Blue: 1,003 matches
Thunder Rosa: 3 matches

someone help me, my women's division is dying

putting thunder rosa on there as someone who has been wronged by too much skye blue confirms to me that you are unserious.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'm interested to see what happens for Revolution.

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony
Only 13 more minutes of avoiding BBT.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Meat Madness will return....at Big Bu$ine$$.

$teak $upper

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
beat Infinite Wealth just in time for this (and Rebirth) though after Dynamite I will ahve to go back to finish the joongi social links and see ichiban get his dick wet, and do the second pokemon snap minigame, i only ever did the one, i might as well beat the randomized dungeons since i left before doign the final 5 floor sections

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

i heard Osprey finally decided to show up for work today.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Meat Madness will return....at Big Bu$ine$$.

Just letting that BEEF dry age mmm

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Bryan Danielson has banned meat from all shows.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

ready to get elevated

bartok
May 10, 2006



fuse is lit

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

still deciding if i’m gonna buy the pape. gimme a good show tone ;)

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Sting?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
MORE LIKE COWBOY RUNNING SHITS

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

"not looking good" lmao

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
This fucker

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
God dammit

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



He's NOT mad. Btw

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
that's a worked boot, brother

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Wang man...WANG MAN :smith:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Not looking good

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
lol well I'm convinced

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Dang, I missed the chyron. Any funny joke this week?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



It's Hangman and his hot hot mustache (respectful).

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Ganso Bomb posted:

Dang, I missed the chyron. Any funny joke this week?

"Not looking good"

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Hobbledman Adam Page

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Ganso Bomb posted:

Dang, I missed the chyron. Any funny joke this week?

Not Looking Good.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

i am eating chili in honor of this very sad cowboy with a great moustache

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I can't believe Hangman is really hurt for real

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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Ganso Bomb posted:

Dang, I missed the chyron. Any funny joke this week?


neoaxd posted:

"not looking good" lmao

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