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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! After a week with no wrestling, we're finally back!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1787135164679618916

The Cope Open returns and the TNT Championship is on the line as Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Adam Copeland takes on The House of Black's Brody King!*

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1787912784988287129

Former best friends** Orange Cassidy and Trent Beretta will finally go at it!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1788222329148805281

AEW Women's World Champion "Timeless" Toni Storm's biggest fan Mariah May takes on resident psycho The Outcasts'*** Harley Cameron!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1788326636372250903

The leader of the Unified Trios Champions, Bullet Club Gold, "Switchblade" Jay White squares off with his former NJPW liaison Rocky Romero!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1787644975296967033

AEW's newest duo, FTW World Champion "The Learning Tree" Chris Jericho and BIG BILL**** will be in action!


Also,

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1787248408442351620

Last week we learned that "The Patriarch" Christian Cage will challenge for Swerve Strickland's AEW World Championship, and made his point by having The Patriarchy attack the Champion. And tonight, Champion and Challenger come face to face!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1788312921401172108

We'll hear from "The Professor" Serena Deeb ahead of her title match at DOUBLE OR NOTHING!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1787890165693698252

Following a brutal attack from The Elite, EVP Kenny Omega will have an important announcement to make!



*WOOF WOOF
**And former Best Friends.
***Are they still The Outcasts?
****Since Bill is Big, he should be the tree of this duo. Jericho should be The Learning Shrub.

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 22:59 on May 8, 2024

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I need some mid-week wrestling to save me after an exhausting work day. Can't wait for Cope and Brody to punch each other.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


It's been a rough week. Glad Dynamite is here. Wish I could watch live, but looking forward to watch when I get home

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

brody king ftw

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

mariah may ftw

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

STING 64 posted:

brody king ftw

neoaxd posted:

mariah may ftw

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo


lazy photo, lazy pizza because we're going out of town next week and as much as i didn't want pepperoni again i even more didn't want to buy a bunch of stuff that'd go to waste

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
*scratching his arms* y'all got anymore of that aew?!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
I'm thirsty for some of that AEW.

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



STING 64 posted:

brody king ftw

neoaxd posted:

mariah may ftw

Brody vs Mariah for the FTW title

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


mariah may

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

im turning british to appreciate the ol ae dub

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

i like wrestling

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Okkult posted:

Brody vs Mariah for the FTW title

we can't have this, due to woke 😔

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Ready for some fuse lighting :hai:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
wow finally, we made it

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

this is rampage baby

the show that ive been waiting on?

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
bring the boom

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

hes mr edgemiester, hes mr turning heel

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

this is rampage baby

bullshit

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

tony khan is in no position to recieve phone calls what the gently caress!! the mans out of control

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Ghost Dog posted:

the show that ive been waiting on?

he's loving lying

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Cool, Brody should win.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



:woop:

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
NO DQ :black101:

Yeah my durango

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



oh my god it's still the Elite intro :lol:

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
lol the intro again

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
They kept the opening :lol:

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Elite opening!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


:boehner:

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





hell yeah the opening is still ELITE.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
The elite fuse

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



No Daddy Magic to replace Taz, sad

But OC makes me happy :unsmith:

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

OC banger to start the show feels right

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

that lady was cool lol

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
No DQ, hell yeah.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




lol titties

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The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


neoaxd posted:

that lady was cool lol

The dude next to her pulling her top over less so

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