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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
How come no one is posting?

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

How come no one is posting?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

so where are the bots?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
1200 people browsing, only 29 clicked on this. What the gently caress are you people doing here?

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Me and 1300 of my friends, just off screen, laughing at your thread

dildo sample pack
Nov 27, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Thanks for making this thread, Mumpy Puffinz! I am here commenting in the thread. Time for me to go to bed!

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

1200 people browsing, only 29 clicked on this. What the gently caress are you people doing here?

I spend the vast majority of my time on the forums completely within the threads I've bookmarked. So I dunno if that counts as browsing or whatever but I only saw this because I was looking for the relationships thread. I don't have that thread bookmarked. It's too big, it's too fast. And it gets really depressing. So I can't click that little star. But every now and then I decide to look for it and read it for a few days.

So I was looking for relationships so I had to go to GBS and I saw this thread. So I clicked on this thread specifically because the title caught my attention. Like, visually. It's shorter than most titles and it starts with a number. So that caused my eyes to see it more so I clicked not knowing what it was.

Anyways that's what I'm doing here in this thread.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

See what I mean, it's the shortest thread title on the first page

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

1200 people browsing, only 29 clicked on this. What the gently caress are you people doing here?

I clicked on it and posted something, what more do ya want?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hellblazer187 posted:

I spend the vast majority of my time on the forums completely within the threads I've bookmarked. So I dunno if that counts as browsing or whatever but I only saw this because I was looking for the relationships thread. I don't have that thread bookmarked. It's too big, it's too fast. And it gets really depressing. So I can't click that little star. But every now and then I decide to look for it and read it for a few days.

So I was looking for relationships so I had to go to GBS and I saw this thread. So I clicked on this thread specifically because the title caught my attention. Like, visually. It's shorter than most titles and it starts with a number. So that caused my eyes to see it more so I clicked not knowing what it was.

Anyways that's what I'm doing here in this thread.

Now you have a blue star forever. It's mine motherfucker.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Now you have a blue star forever. It's mine motherfucker.

I don't know what a blue star is.

Edit: When you bookmark the star is yellow. I assume it's something to do with bookmarking because I mentioned that and the star. But maybe it's something different. I suppose I'll never know.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Hellblazer187 posted:

I don't know what a blue star is.

It's a sex thing, I'm pretty sure

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

nine-gear crow posted:

I clicked on it and posted something, what more do ya want?

Validation. honestly not sure who from
:shrug:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Thesaurus posted:

It's a sex thing, I'm pretty sure

if you have to ask, you'll never know

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
*posts*

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
hey whats up bitch ?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hellblazer187 posted:

I don't know what a blue star is.

Edit: When you bookmark the star is yellow. I assume it's something to do with bookmarking because I mentioned that and the star. But maybe it's something different. I suppose I'll never know.

they are yellow. God I can't do anything right

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

How come no one is posting?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Appreciate the effort. Next time do anything. Literally anything. Make a joke, make fun of me, promote yourself. Just do something next time

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Posted

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Appreciate the effort. Next time do anything. Literally anything. Make a joke, make fun of me, promote yourself. Just do something next time

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that is a cool picture of me overseeing this thread

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Validation. honestly not sure who from
:shrug:

For what it's worth, I've always respected you. You are a good poster. :hai:

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
i need to take a dump

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

They're all looking for the Kendrick v Drake thread

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Validation. honestly not sure who from
:shrug:

You doing okay Mumpy?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
You're not posting either, OP. :grin:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It's pronounced "fourteen hunnerd"

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

  • Figure out who all these guests are: Presumably they are some kind of bot, but I don't know who they are or what they are doing. They are mostly from Singapore IPs.
They're from Singapore so they probably don't speak English OP.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
it is the communist Chinese

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

20 Blunts posted:

it is the communist Chinese

GREETINGS FELLOW PROLES I EXALT THE WORKING CLASS I MYSELF AM A WORKING MAN AND HAVE BEEN PRODUCING ANIME FROM MY WACOM TABLET IN MY SEMI BASEMENT APARTMENT FOR DECADES, FURTHERMORE...

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
It's cause you're probed OP, hth

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

next time post in the "noticing theres many users browsing" megathread op

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
1401st, bitch :coolfish:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

syntaxfunction posted:

You doing okay Mumpy?

Yeah, I'm doing ok. Also wanted to thank you all for busting my balls and having a good time in my thread last night. I think it was last night

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I'm posting in the thread where you talk about your epic shits.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I'm posting in the thread where you talk about your epic shits.

You're good!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
It's not even 8pm and there are 1365 people reading this. I know half of them are old heads and there are some FYADs as well. What are you afraid of? Just make a thread.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

It's not even 8pm and there are 1365 people reading this. I know half of them are old heads and there are some FYADs as well. What are you afraid of? Just make a thread.

I have queued a title change to "1365 people here"

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I'm on the app right now I'm not allowed to make threads :(

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