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ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
At work today my supervisor walkie'd to ask me what I was doing. I was taking a dump (natch) and said "finishing this fight" in a perfect master chief impression. Supervisor loved it. Went in the next day and told my manager he didn't take his job seriously enough and to fire him and replace him with me because I'll work for less. Hopefully he loses his job. #GamerWin

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SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Should have made Duke wall humping grunts instead, then escorted yourself from the premises

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Uncle Frank
May 28, 2021

SpaceAceJase posted:

Should have made Duke wall humping grunts instead, then escorted yourself from the premises

im going to kill myself because of this

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

SpaceAceJase posted:

Should have made Duke wall humping grunts instead, then escorted yourself from the premises

Goldmine.

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I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

SpaceAceJase posted:

Should have made Duke wall humping grunts instead, then escorted yourself from the premises

goldmine

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
lmfao

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

ol yeller posted:

At work today my supervisor walkie'd to ask me what I was doing. I was taking a dump (natch) and said "finishing this fight" in a perfect master chief impression. Supervisor loved it. Went in the next day and told my manager he didn't take his job seriously enough and to fire him and replace him with me because I'll work for less. Hopefully he loses his job. #GamerWin

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Oh thats a shame.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

ol yeller posted:

At work today my supervisor walkie'd to ask me what I was doing. I was taking a dump (natch) and said "finishing this fight" in a perfect master chief impression. Supervisor loved it. Went in the next day and told my manager he didn't take his job seriously enough and to fire him and replace him with me because I'll work for less. Hopefully he loses his job. #GamerWin

Lmfao

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ol yeller posted:

At work today my supervisor walkie'd to ask me what I was doing. I was taking a dump (natch) and said "finishing this fight" in a perfect master chief impression. Supervisor loved it. Went in the next day and told my manager he didn't take his job seriously enough and to fire him and replace him with me because I'll work for less. Hopefully he loses his job. #GamerWin

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

SpaceAceJase posted:

Should have made Duke wall humping grunts instead, then escorted yourself from the premises

🖕

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Halo theme in a display toilet

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

ol yeller posted:

At work today my supervisor walkie'd to ask me what I was doing. I was taking a dump (natch) and said "finishing this fight" in a perfect master chief impression. Supervisor loved it. Went in the next day and told my manager he didn't take his job seriously enough and to fire him and replace him with me because I'll work for less. Hopefully he loses his job. #GamerWin

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

ol yeller posted:

At work today my supervisor walkie'd to ask me what I was doing. I was taking a dump (natch) and said "finishing this fight" in a perfect master chief impression. Supervisor loved it. Went in the next day and told my manager he didn't take his job seriously enough and to fire him and replace him with me because I'll work for less. Hopefully he loses his job. #GamerWin

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015

SpaceAceJase posted:

Should have made Duke wall humping grunts instead, then escorted yourself from the premises

*hands you a folder with all my banking information, a key to my home, and a katana so you can kill me if you so desire*

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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

ol yeller posted:

*hands you a folder with all my banking information, a key to my home, and a katana so you can kill me if you so desire*

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

ol yeller posted:

*hands you a folder with all my banking information, a key to my home, and a katana so you can kill me if you so desire*

Lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

ol yeller posted:

*hands you a folder with all my banking information, a key to my home, and a katana so you can kill me if you so desire*

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ol yeller posted:

*hands you a folder with all my banking information, a key to my home, and a katana so you can kill me if you so desire*

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

ol yeller posted:

*hands you a folder with all my banking information, a key to my home, and a katana so you can kill me if you so desire*

lol

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

ol yeller posted:

*hands you a folder with all my banking information, a key to my home, and a katana so you can kill me if you so desire*

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

:nono: lol

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insane anime fucked around with this message at 03:27 on May 13, 2024

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Here's an actual Epic Moment where being a Gamer paid off

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

ol yeller posted:

*hands you a folder with all my banking information, a key to my home, and a katana so you can kill me if you so desire*

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

SpaceAceJase posted:

Here's an actual Epic Moment where being a Gamer paid off



these are staged btw

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I got the tude now posted:

these are staged btw

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

SpaceAceJase posted:

Here's an actual Epic Moment where being a Gamer paid off



Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Wormskull posted:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

I got the tude now posted:

these are staged btw

speak for yourself lol

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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

insane anime posted:

speak for yourself lol

lol :hf:

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


insane anime posted:

speak for yourself lol

lol

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Wormskull posted:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

I got the tude now posted:

these are staged btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvd3aEsThbc&t=11s

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tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
One time I was working with a music executive who used to be in a band and he said he had a song in some little game called "Burnout Revenge" and I had just been playing Burnout Revenge so I started getting pumped and singing his song. We're friendly now.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Today at work my cuntsicle of a boss (a REAL Karen) said everyone who knows the answer to this puzzle gets to go home early, but if you fail you have to do overtime this week and be on call (I code for a living)



Nobody on my team got it right and I was last to try, and my boss was smiling thinking she was going to trick everyone but little did she know there was a gamer on team.

Have fun at work this week retards! :hchatter:

Sometimes it pays to be a gamer :cheers:

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

Today at work my cuntsicle of a boss (a REAL Karen) said everyone who knows the answer to this puzzle gets to go home early, but if you fail you have to do overtime this week and be on call (I code for a living)



Nobody on my team got it right and I was last to try, and my boss was smiling thinking she was going to trick everyone but little did she know there was a gamer on team.

Have fun at work this week retards! :hchatter:

Sometimes it pays to be a gamer :cheers:

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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

Today at work my cuntsicle of a boss (a REAL Karen) said everyone who knows the answer to this puzzle gets to go home early, but if you fail you have to do overtime this week and be on call (I code for a living)



Nobody on my team got it right and I was last to try, and my boss was smiling thinking she was going to trick everyone but little did she know there was a gamer on team.

Have fun at work this week retards! :hchatter:

Sometimes it pays to be a gamer :cheers:

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