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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
My "I'm not holding the Wrestlemania XL documentary hostage" shirt is prompting a lot of questions that are already answered by the shirt.

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

i was just wondering if the rock was holding the wrestlemania documentary hostage and it turns out he is not

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

how'd you get malakai black's business card??

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

JUNGLE BOY posted:

i was just wondering if the rock was holding the wrestlemania documentary hostage and it turns out he is not
phew i was wondering why Selfish Dwayne would do this during wwe's big love has no labels event.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Eat My Fuc posted:

My favorite is the Jerker from Batbabe: The Dark Nightie. His whole plot against Gotham is he steals all the porn and hordes it, so the citizenry can’t jerk off and he then releases it from a dick shaped helicopter causing a mass jerk off panic flooding gotham with cum.

So basically The Joker is actually Kurt angle,

bought some wheatley vodka today in honor of my champion, can't wait to drink it tonight on the bus & can't Waite to beat my kids as well! Enjoy619
are you ok?

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Hey I heard Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is holding the WrestleMania doc hostage and is demanding everyone buy his mid tequila and watch Black Adam

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Majinfoose posted:

Hey I heard Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is holding the WrestleMania doc hostage and is demanding everyone buy his mid tequila and watch Black Adam

He wouldn't do this, not during WWE's "Love Has No Labels" event.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

He wouldn't do this, not during WWE's "Love Has No Labels" event.

Love has no labels. Unlike my tequila, Teremana. Which is available in stores everywhere!

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Dango Bango posted:

Love has no labels. Unlike my tequila, Teremana. Which is available in stores everywhere!

Terrible Mana, amirite

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

in death, love has a label


and that label is

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Wanna be there when tired Rock mixes up his shampoo and tequilla.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Grendels Dad posted:

Wanna be there when tired Rock mixes up his shampoo and tequilla.

It's the same thing. Both better than Cody's vodka tho

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

If you trust any product a wrestler endorses you're dumb as gently caress.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


TheKingslayer posted:

If you trust any product a wrestler endorses you're dumb as gently caress.

What about Hulk Hogan's Meat Shoes?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Rock should endorse this.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Gonz posted:

The Rock should endorse this.



i dont know whether to eat it or salute it

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"






STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

now im curious if the entire reason that the first ever nitro was at the mall of america to satisfy hulk hogan's sponsorship more than it just being a cool looking venue for their first ever show

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

TheKingslayer posted:

If you trust any product a wrestler endorses you're dumb as gently caress.

This is disrespectful to Kevin Nash's very real struggle with monster truck madness.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Sting did a Sprite advert once and I quite like Sprite.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

TheKingslayer posted:

If you trust any product a wrestler endorses you're dumb as gently caress.

If the ultimate gamble isn’t wagering money on the ric flair woo scratcher ticket, I don’t know what is a bigger risk to take with money

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


I want to check out daddy's deli

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I want to live in the world where pastamania is still in operation in tyool 2024

Ed: I want hulkios

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Why are people posting about Pastamania without the Deadlock video

https://youtu.be/ddgqL5APUpQ?feature=shared

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
yes hello brother ill have the nuggets pasta white clams thank you

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Side dishes being in quotes is a choice.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

TheKingslayer posted:

Side dishes being in quotes is a choice.

Pastamania is nothing but main dishes all the way through, brother!

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

Majinfoose posted:

What about Hulk Hogan's Meat Shoes?

Items also endorsed by Heathcliff do not count

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

remember the hulk hogan beach restaurant that had 50 clothing rules that basically meant 'no black people'

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

And it's all stuff Hogan himself wears all the time.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
So what’s the deal with the Wrestlemania documentary? From what I understand they advertised it to come out weeks ago but it’s delayed and no one will say why. Are they going through frame by frame to make sure Vince doesn’t appear or something?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

CopywrightMMXI posted:

So what’s the deal with the Wrestlemania documentary? From what I understand they advertised it to come out weeks ago but it’s delayed and no one will say why. Are they going through frame by frame to make sure Vince doesn’t appear or something?

the deal is that the rock is not holding it hostage

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

the deal is that the rock is not holding it hostage

Especially not during WWE's Love Labels Nothing campaign.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


CopywrightMMXI posted:

So what’s the deal with the Wrestlemania documentary? From what I understand they advertised it to come out weeks ago but it’s delayed and no one will say why. Are they going through frame by frame to make sure Vince doesn’t appear or something?

"Please don't blame Dwayne, who is not holding it hostage" - Gewirtz/Dwayne's friend https://www.f4wonline.com/news/brian-gewirtz-says-the-rock-not-to-blame-for-wrestlemania-xl-documentary-delay/

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


CopywrightMMXI posted:

So what’s the deal with the Wrestlemania documentary? From what I understand they advertised it to come out weeks ago but it’s delayed and no one will say why. Are they going through frame by frame to make sure Vince doesn’t appear or something?

MJeff posted:

My "I'm not holding the Wrestlemania XL documentary hostage" shirt is prompting a lot of questions that are already answered by the shirt.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I’m gonna need to see a photograph of the documentary holding today’s newspaper if I’m gonna believe any of this poo poo

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Rock's turning into one paranoid motherfucker these days.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

TheKingslayer posted:

If you trust any product a wrestler endorses you're dumb as gently caress.

I like Sprite and Honey Comb

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


It’s nothing but footage of him pissing in bottles.

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