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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Why is the Roman/Corbin feud continuing? Roman beat him clean as a sheet in the Rumble. That's it, Roman beat up the guy who crossed him, what else could we possibly still want to see?

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Raskolnikov38 posted:

all ford cares about is fueling his crippling airplane addiction

fair. but he still took a lot of beatings in many of his movies.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Defiance Industries posted:

Why is the Roman/Corbin feud continuing? Roman beat him clean as a sheet in the Rumble. That's it, Roman beat up the guy who crossed him, what else could we possibly still want to see?

because they never did anything with the dog food

oh you meant good logical reasons

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Oct 30, 2009

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DuhSal posted:

fair. but he still took a lot of beatings in many of his movies.

True but he’s ford tough

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Gonzo McFee posted:

Vince panic books belts onto big guys in times of crisis.

Just saying.

It's officially a crisis.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
wwe still turning dog food into dog poo poo

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



smackdown sucked rear end so i spent my time doing this instead

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
is this Braun’s first title run?

oh wait he was tag champ with a loving 12 year old

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

They'll give Braun any accolade besides a world title.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
I guess the oil rumble was technically a belt

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
lmao


https://twitter.com/WWENetwork/status/1223442312451305474

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
3 years after Braun was hot they finally gave him


the IC title

lmao

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I just keep thinking about this:

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Absolute rube

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Oct 30, 2009

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Ten years from now braun is in a loving wheelchair with no knees

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Ohh my!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/joaquinwilde_/status/1223412132181630977

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

TheKingslayer posted:

https://www.vulture.com/2019/08/fast-and-furious-rock-diesel-fight-contracts.html

“According to producers and crew members on the films, Mr. Statham, 51 years old, negotiated an agreement with the studio that limits how badly he can be beaten up on screen,” according to the Journal. “Mr. Diesel, 52, has his younger sister, a producer on the films, police the number of punches he takes. And Mr. Johnson, 47, enlists producers, editors and fight coordinators to help make sure he always gives as good as he gets.”

This level of insecurity is really loving sad.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Cesaro took an ugly bump by the way, a backdrop with high elevation where he landed sort one-leggedly. Dunno if it was just good selling from a good wrestler or not but he looked like it was an owie.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it was sick when cesaro's teeth went into his brain

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Abroham Lincoln posted:

smackdown sucked rear end so i spent my time doing this instead

Time well spent and the loving DAMAGED tattoo :lol:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I am watching the fabled JTG wrestle a match in person tonight.



I wish he was still getting paid by the WWE somehow

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Jerusalem posted:

Smackdown Results 1/31:

  • Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross defeated Mandy Rose and Sonya DeVille in a tag match.


What the hell did Mandy and Sonya do to piss off Vince? It feels like the two of them have done nothing in the ring but job to Alexa and Nikki for like...months now.

EDIT: I wonder if Vince is upset at all the modelling and brand building they're doing outside of the 'E?

Vandar fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Feb 1, 2020

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Astro7x posted:

What's the deal with Cena anyway, does he have an active contract that is just suspended because Vince allows him to gently caress off and do movies?

Cena was on a 3 year contract in 2018 and I haven't heard anything about him re-signing, so... who knows.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

CarlCX posted:

I just keep thinking about this:
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This is really hosed up. Man responsible for another man's suicidal thoughts gives him empty words and gets to be the depressed man's hero.

Also completely forgot there was even a smackdown tonight lol.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008


you've made a nice pic.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Please tell me this is an edit

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

put the wwe logo onto baron corbin and the vince mcmahon logo onto roman reigns and jake paul and luke paul or whatever the other one is, put those faces onto the uso brothers. Now that's funny

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Holy gently caress reading these wwe summaries it is dire lmao, I literally couldn’t even finish reading the short summary of smackdown and then saw the Wilde clip

K and now I see Roman and the Usos poured dog food on Baron, just so bad

Do it ironically fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Feb 1, 2020

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

MorningMoon posted:

Please tell me this is an edit

It's on WWE.com front page.

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
sophisticated product

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

that's a big ol' bucket of dog food

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
The only thing I can rationally accept in my head is most of these wrestlers are literally brain washed like being in cult, they have to work the majority of the year on the road and are constantly fed the McMahon lines, I just can’t accept any other way these people aren’t unionizing but accepting long term illegal contracts for poo poo pay relative to what the company makes with poo poo benefits and a lot of the time being maliciously forced into stupid angles that are meant to make them less popular

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Grant DaNasty posted:



Kicking off at 2pm on Saturday.

I can't believe that Fox and ABC will both be airing the games.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

TV Zombie posted:

I can't believe that Fox and ABC will both be airing the games.

They are getting content and they only have to pay for production costs, it's a sweet deal for them.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

all ford cares about is fueling his crippling airplane addiction

And what a great pilot he is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzy9jCFk0Iw

:ohdear:

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

This is why you have to be careful with your porn search terms

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