The All-Purpose Super Bowl Pregame thread

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Rabble posted:

Where can I get this chia pet?

thats weed cracka

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Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Im going to try and stay up long enough to see a ball get thrown

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Rabble: Dec 3, 2005; Pillbug

Winkie01 posted:

thats weed cracka

Oh my word!

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The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

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Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

I'm rooting for Rob Gronkowski.

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

The Dave posted:

holy poo poo this man and that shirt loving own

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

I'm rooting for Rob Gronkowski.

Half way in Gronk declares himself a third team, begins fighting everyone for the ball.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:50

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Winkie01 posted:

Oreo is a sexual position involving 2 black men 1 white women

It references any such combination found anywhere. As precedent, I cite "The Oreo Line" from the classic film "The Mighty Ducks."

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Pissflaps posted:

I don't know who to root for

Bill Nye the Science Guy is rooting for the Seahawks, ergo I will root for the Seahawks

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Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Dave posted:

Got a new father figure.

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kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

The Dave posted:

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The Dave posted:

Official King of TFF

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King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

If the Patriots win, neither team will have a winning record in the Super Bowl, which is as best we can do failing God sending a meteor hurtling down from the heavens.

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

The Dave posted:

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Homestar Runner posted:

ideal outcome would be a giant fireball from outer space imo

This would destroy much of the Phoenix Metropolitan Area as well so yes it's the best option to root for.

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Marshawn is tempting fate

also

The Dave posted:

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

King Hong Kong posted:

If the Patriots win, neither team will have a winning record in the Super Bowl, which is as best we can do failing God sending a meteor hurtling down from the heavens.

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Vertical Lime posted:

Marshawn is tempting fate

also

Could Marshawn retire immediately after this game and just tell the NFL to gently caress off with their fine

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Rabble: Dec 3, 2005; Pillbug

I was Marshawn and Richard to win but Russell to lose.

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Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Marshawn owns gently caress sports reporters forever

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Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

The Dave posted:

this man + bill nye is gonna making me lean seahawks

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Super Bowl decided by Lynch being ejected over improper shoe color is the only way this season can end

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

under 40 minutes :dance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W12J7BYlj-E

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Winkie01 posted:

I alter my last post, I want Lynch and Gronk to form this new third team and win, just two guys tossin the ball back and forth smashing through people.

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Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I alter my last post, I want Lynch and Gronk to form this new third team and win, just two guys tossin the ball back and forth smashing through people.

their surprise qb will be conan

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Could Marshawn retire immediately after this game and just tell the NFL to gently caress off with their fine

Wouldn't they just immediately deduct it from his Super Bowl check?

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

The Dave posted:

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I alter my last post, I want Lynch and Gronk to form this new third team and win, just two guys tossin the ball back and forth smashing through people.

I want Gronk to sack Brady and tear off his jersey to reveal Seahawks colors underneath NWO style

# ? Feb 1, 2015 23:55