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Eight Dollars posted:##create rule: Jurors who don't vote on guilty/not guilty are sent to the Ishmael Zone Success.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:50 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:15 |
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merk posted:
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7425377
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:57 |
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Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee merk is thrown into the Ishmael Zone.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 00:01 |
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##enter whaling zone let's do this
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 01:58 |
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##Juanito doesn't know what's happening, so he blows on his kazoo some more
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 02:02 |
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##enter whaling zone
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:26 |
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We have a hung jury. 2 GUILTY; 2 NOT GUILTY. The next vote to come in (who hasn't voted yet) decides the trial.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 05:27 |
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Makes sense, you've got a hung victim too
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 12:55 |
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[~~~----a radio whirs to life------~~~] ORDER ORDER This is Judge merk from the Ishmael Zone. The verdict has been decided. Mr. foreman, please approach and state the decision. A young pawnbroker approaches the bench. He seems nervous to speak but confident in whatever justice he is about to serve. "He's Not Guilty, your Honor. The defense was just too good. We had lots of doubt, not just reasonable doubt." So you say. Mr. KFC, you have been found innocent by a jury of your peers. By the power vested in me by the State of Utah, all persons in the Ishmael Zone must now be killed. Bailiff, please exert this judgment immediately. Confused, Hal Incandenza leaves the court room and proceeds to the Ishmael Zone to see the judge in person. Time in the Ishmael Zone has been rough on the old judge - his limbs seem to bobble like rubber and his face is wet with a recent cry. Maybe he knows what he just sentenced from the radio and maybe he doesn't. Either way, he's a changed man alone here as a player in a zone when he was once a god. "Hello, Ishmael," Hal says. The expression on the judge's face does not change at all as he sees Hal wind up the Cowabunga ball and throw it straight at his face, squarely hitting him between the eyes. merk, Moderator has been killed. Hal then heads to the Whaling Zone, for he has a journey ahead of him. Everyone is there and getting ready to take the ship out and see whether fruits of the sea will come to them in this voyage. Some of the crewmen are veterans at the trade, having a tough whale voyage behind them and many whale points secured in their purses. Some of the crewmen are new, with this voyage being the first time they've been out to sea. Whispers among the ship tell tales of sirens along the set path. "Why are we choosing to go so close to them? We don't know what they're capable of doing to us." A reasonable question from a young crewman. But they set sail anyway, a perfect wind at their backs, their hearts ready for wonder. With the rest of the population of Calvinball out at sea, mr.capps sees an opportunity. He's the only man left. This is his one true chance to sit atop the throne and rule the land of Calvinball in his own image. The reign of mr.capps the Terrible begins immediately. merk fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Jul 18, 2014 |
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Even with perfect whaling weather, a somewhat experienced crew, and a map to guide them along the way, the whaling voyage never makes it all the way around the sea and back. Instead, they stop on a native island with shops, great food, and great people. That island quickly becomes their new home and talks of sailing back to the horrors awaiting them in Calvinball quick dissipate. A century passes back at home. mr.capps, now a god, sits on his throne alone exerting his judgment over all of the zones of Calvinball. Mad with power, he creates so many zones and so many rules that even he can't keep them all straight. Travelers that happen to step foot into the land of Calvinball are quickly thrown into the Prison Zone, some without food, water, or even a conversation about why they're there for years on end. No one complains though... because no one will try to subvert a god. How long will he last? mr.capps wins a solo victory.... or is it?
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 14:47 |
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wait what happened?
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 14:53 |
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capps put me in the Ishmael Zone. A Not Guilty verdict would kill everyone in the Ishmael Zone. Not Guilty won, so Hal, the bailiff, came to kill me in the Ishmael Zone. The rest of the game absconded in the whaling voyage. capps remained.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:01 |
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Poque posted:2014 GOTY Nominee Who were all the scum/anarchists then?
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:07 |
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Alignment kind of stopped mattering I think. Scum: Fry, capps, Eight Dollars Anarchist: Ixtilton
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:24 |
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This is the only mafia game that I read in its entirety. Excellent job, it was a great read. Fry jumping off the bridge was fantastic.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:25 |
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I didn't even tell the scum team who else was scum.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:26 |
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CapitalistPig posted:This is the only mafia game that I read in its entirety. I love this quote
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:28 |
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merk posted:Alignment kind of stopped mattering I think. Best scumteam hell yeah.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:28 |
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Seriously though merk thanks for running this game. Probably the most fun I've had playing/reading mafia in forever.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:38 |
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I wasn't going to end it, but then I found that Phoenix Wright / God picture and, well, that was it.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:51 |
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I actually would've started going after 8bux the next day if it mattered. Capps did great. I had ixtillion pegged early. I'm a little bummed I didn't get to play mafia but this was fun too, thanks merk!
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:53 |
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I thought I was in the Band Zone playing the kazoo. But I would have pretty quick if it were just me and capps.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:54 |
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You guys could've played mafia but... it just didn't happen like that.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:56 |
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merk, hilarious game, good job modding.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:57 |
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I eagerly await calvinball 2
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:17 |
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I am sad I died.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:34 |
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CapitalistPig posted:Fry jumping off the bridge was fantastic. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:37 |
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I almost jumped off the bridge right behind you. I thought it was pretty funny.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:45 |
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merk its impossible to overstate how good this mafia game was. You did a great job running it and it was fun to play in.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:32 |
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I wouldn't even call this Mafia, but this was the best game I was ever in. Thanks merk, The Greatest Mafia Moderator!
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:35 |
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Hal Incandenza posted:I wouldn't even call this Mafia, but this was the best game I was ever in. that is very high praise.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:41 |
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Jesus Christ, I have a problem
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 19:48 |
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Opopanax posted:Jesus Christ, I have a problem Would it help to tell you that you have also run the most games out of everyone on votefinder - over twice as many as #4 on that list?
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 19:55 |
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Woohoo, still in the top 5.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 19:59 |
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Definitely time for me to retire to a comfortable life of modding.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:07 |
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Eight Dollars posted:Would it help to tell you that you have also run the most games out of everyone on votefinder - over twice as many as #4 on that list? Also lol at winny being number 3 after all this time, now he had a problem
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:13 |
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Opopanax posted:That's a point of pride, you parasites. That's what I was thinking! I'm like man he hasn't really played at all in over a year, that's crazy.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:19 |
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Haha holy poo poo this was amazing. How do we nominate threads for the front page?
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:40 |
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Good game everybody, that was amazing.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:18 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:15 |
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Juanito posted:I thought I was in the Band Zone playing the kazoo. I just re Read a bunch of this abs I discovered that you actually skills have died when KFC (didn't) kill opop. Check it out: quote="Opopanax" post="432128090"] ##rule tie my life force to juanito's. If one of dies or if the bond is broken, we both die. [/quote]
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:32 |