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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Otis looks like Taz does now

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I can just imagine Vince is utterly fascinated with Otis's shape and size.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


"And when he grows up he wants to be a combine." lolololol

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
otis is my spirit animal

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



otis is shaped like a friend

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Otis is my favorite person now.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
OH MY GOD

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

RIP Heavy Machinery

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
oh my god they have a spot where they squish a guy's head between their stomachs?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

HELL YEAH THE WORM!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Rhonne posted:

HELL YEAH THE WORM!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

There is no loving way Otis is 5'10" :lol:

Width.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I told you all Heavy Machinery rules!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So Otis is Scotty and Rikishi rolled into one

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

DarkstarIV posted:

I told you all Heavy Machinery rules!

Can't wait for WWE to split them

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Was cole reading a line in the script about the worm too soon there because he definitely said "LOOKS LIKE A WORM" after Otis did that weird jig thing.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Intruder posted:

So Otis is Scotty and Rikishi rolled into one

And zero Grand Master Sexy, he's like the perfect wrestler.

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
So Revival wins due to "Please don't go to AEW" leverage?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012


Majestic

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Waffleopolis posted:

So Revival wins due to "Please don't go to AEW" leverage?

They still have more than a year on their contract and then presumably the no compete portion so probably not

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
put the strap on heavy machinery, stat

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Put the strap on Cole/Graves/Young

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




uncurable mlady posted:

put the strap on heavy machinery, stat

I said they'd be a mid-level tag team more than likely but that's pretty much the ceiling for Raw tag teams so it could happen!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Infidel Castro posted:

I said they'd be a mid-level tag team more than likely but that's pretty much the ceiling for Raw tag teams so it could happen!

Gable/Roode are the current champs so

How many weeks until we get a joke about Otis wanting to show a pretty lady his caterpillar

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Put the strap on Cole/Graves/Young

whoa if renees into doing that then i like her more now and deans a lucky guy

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Remember when Revival got a huge pop for winning clean over the most popular tag team in the company

lol

(I don't actually remember if they won clean)

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Bury these ungrateful maggots!

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Maybe they will put the title on them tonight to try and get them to stay. Theyve tried that lots of times

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God if only Jason Jordan wasnt in an Iron Lung....

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
none of these guys should be on tv except chad gable

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I remember when I was there when the Revival put on a MOTYC against DIY in Toronto. Those were the days.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Le Saboteur posted:

I remember when I was there when the Revival put on a MOTYC against DIY in Toronto. Those were the days.

Having a gimmick of "None of the bullshit, just pro wrestling" isn't a winner in modern WWE sadly

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Gable should go to AEW because hes like the only guy on the roster who impresses me and he's going to be stuck with crappy Bobby Roode forever in the WWE

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Michael Cole in support of the tag rope?!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So uh I'm a bit surprised Revival were allowed to wear tights with the hashtag asking for their release from the company

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Curt can win a match if he refs it himself!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It's kinda bizarre to me that the ultimate end result of The Revival getting hosed over by cheating for weeks is that The Revival are now the guys who are constantly trying to cheat?

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

worst wrestler better than best ref? makes you think

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