Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone said that the eastern half used some sort of british way of deciding borders based on landforms, does anyone know what it was called?

Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone said that the eastern half used some sort of british way of deciding borders based on landforms, does anyone know what it was called?

EorayMel posted:

Squares are just clustered triangles

Platystemon posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metes_and_bounds

That?

Moon Slayer posted:

When I lived in Cambodia, pretty much everywhere you went around the north- and south-east (where I lived) of the country there are these big puddles, which I, of course, assumed were just that; puddles.



Until someone just casually mentioned they were American bomb craters. They dug up at least two unexploded ones around the village I was in just in the two years I was there. I guess during the rainy season they move around underground, too, so you can be a farmer and plow the same field every year for nine years, and then on the tenth year suddenly there's a bomb in the corner of it.

Platystemon posted:

Henry Kissinger water features

Moon Slayer posted:

At least now they can call it the Henry Kissinger Memorial Water Feature.

Guest2553 posted:

There's already one of those in every bathroom though

GoddessofSnark posted:

I'm at a party...

and I'm on SA...

But it wasn't my idea to go here, I swear...

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EorayMel posted:

I'm a looser

Tree Bucket posted:

Early in my marriage, one day I awoke in the hallway, having encountered a fart so virulent during the night that my central nervous system simply piloted my unconscious body towards fresh air without me knowing about it.

Powerslave posted:

Oh boy, probated on an internet forum!

And maybe it's a sign that alot of people filter out from goon guilds due to how most have a lack of basic social skills, (normal goons), enjoy your minimum wage call center job though, WoW must be your escape.

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Buce posted:

do british people have emotions and inner-lives or are they just automatons?

Peter Falk posted:

Surprisingly, yes! But as the English are just fallen Frenchmen (in much the same way that Sauron corrupted and twisted Elves into Orcs), they are incapable of creating anything of beauty.

EorayMel posted:

I'm a looser

quote:

Night of the poo poo threads, I guess.

Confusedslight posted:

I'm going to be completely honest I did not see this coming.

Gumball Gumption posted:

The pilots as the mountain appears

Raskolnikov38 posted:

*passengers groaning at my poo poo cuts out as power to the CVR is lost*

gleep gloop posted:

Talking with some kool dudes last night reminded me of a fantastic story of idiocy.

My first time in Afghanistan our hooch was next to a really rowdy group of guys. Often times they would go out on missions and bring back souvenirs, old pistols, clothes, stuff like that. Well one day they brought back a monkey. They wanted to teach it to smoke and dip and be like movie monkey I guess. It was kind of mean but cool for a few days. Well some stuff comes up and they had to go out on a mission for a few days and we were busy sitting in our launchers farting and goofing off for about the same.

So everything quiets down and we get back to our hooches. They go into theirs and it's a god damned disaster. This monkey freaked the gently caress out since they locked the poor thing in the hooch. It poo poo on and in EVERYTHING! Pillows, beds, the floor, in the fridge, in bags, loving everything. It chewed up wires and smashed their TVs and game systems, tore up photos and ate all their snacks. It ripped open cases of water, gatorade, and protein powder making this impossible to clean up slurry. We think it also got into their go fast workout stuff (Noxplode, Jack3d and the like) with either set off it's rampage or gave it the motivation to keep on destroying.

They decide the monkey has to go and the next day take it and drop it off a few miles from the FOB. A couple days go back and Monkey found his way back to the FOB. Monkey was mad as a mother fucker and started attacking people. Where does the idiot part come in? One guy tried to kill the monkey, and I can't blame him since it was a violent little fucker and probably had rabies. He missed his first shot and blasted his buddy in the leg. The guys leg was so jacked up he had to get airlifted to Germany and lost his foot.

EBB posted:

The Aristocrats.

EorayMel posted:

The Lone Badger posted:

Y’know, I kinda have to be on the monkey’s side here.

EorayMel posted:

The Lone Badger posted:

Y’know, I kinda have to be on the monkey’s side here.

Ironhead posted:

I just got served a Miller Lite in Texas. The glass says "Cider Y'all".

If you started a cider company in Indiana you could call it "IN Cider" and I can't stop myself now.

Powered Descent posted:

The IN Ciders do not discuss their secrets without ciders.

stringless posted:

The next step is Ben Shapiro releasing one called "Dustin"

EorayMel posted:

<Strickland Propane> GOD WAGON COMING THROUGH BEEP BEEP [US-PVP-H-Anub'Arak

ben shapino posted:

The helicopter has been diagnosed with Havana syndrome

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Havana crash?

venus de lmao posted:

lmao I was in that guild until skelde completely blew it up by cheating on his wife, our main raid healer, who everyone loved

venus de lmao posted:

lmao I was in that guild until skelde completely blew it up by cheating on his wife, our main raid healer, who everyone loved

canyoneer posted:

Well, almost everyone

canyoneer posted:

Well, almost everyone

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://x.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1792719602830684224

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Snowstorm posted:

ohmigodohmigodohmigod

What are you supposed to do when the toilet paper breaks and your finger falls through it?! Why does this happen? Am I okay to just run my poo finger under a tap?! HELP ME GBS

EDIT: oh hay my local newspaper website is reporting there's a man with a gun running around near me. Maybe I have more important problems...

EDIT EDIT: UPDATE: I RAN MY FINGER UNDER THE TAP AND I THINK IT REMOVED ALL OF THE POOP. ALTHOUGH MY FINGER STILL SMELLS PRETTY BAD

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venus de lmao posted:

lmao I was in that guild until skelde completely blew it up by cheating on his wife, our main raid healer, who everyone loved

canyoneer posted:

Well, almost everyone

EorayMel posted:

ARG THE TOILET PAPER BROKE.

Biplane posted:

Goons stay winning

venus de lmao posted:

Well, she married a better guy and he went back to the UK so who really won

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

If there is even an allusion to Viv being trans in the remake I'll take a week's probation. Hold me to this

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Platystemon posted: