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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

Thundarr posted:

What's Gog-agog gonna do, try to out-crazy her?

No one out-crazies a sorority sister.

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OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

blastron posted:

Gog presumably has a very large number of worms.

I'm sure Gog does, but that's no match for Allison's infinite idiocy.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
You gonna be the worm face!

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

RBA Starblade posted:

Gog Agog simply hands New Coke another worm, having trillions of them to start with

But that one was glowing and sparkling, which means it's the only one you can interact with.

Tosk
Feb 22, 2013

I am sorry. I have no vices for you to exploit.

Congrats on the imminent arrival of kid 2 if you're still lurking here Abaddon! Try to enjoy your much-deserved break and not sleeping for the foreseeable future.

And also how could you leave us on this cliffhanger? Monster.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.




(from Paperback Paradise)

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Best sellling self help book

Unlike metis sword manual, of which the 3 sold copies total one was lost in war, the other torn apart and used in a latrine and the last sits collecting dust on the mantle of a small farmhouse on a quiet frontier world.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
Always Be Cutting: Business Secrets of the Sword Saints

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

My bet is that Allison eating the worm givers her power over Gog, and she can force her to participate in the plan because she can actually kill and prevent her from surviving the cycle change.

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

The worm might just be a dud, gets smoked by the inner flame. Very awkward all around.

Arcanuse fucked around with this message at 02:51 on May 18, 2024

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
"Meh, I've had worse out of a tequila bottle."

Donkringel
Apr 22, 2008

Gnome de plume posted:

"Meh, I've had worse out of a tequila bottle."

You put one of Gog's worms in the tequila bottle and it turns out the gog does work on homeopathy. She gets poo poo faced drunk and can't get sober until she gets that worm out of there. (Alternatively it's also gog Kayfabe. Gogfabe?)

Azubah
Jun 5, 2007

I'm sure there's a tequila dimension and that explains part of their personalities.

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

Azubah posted:

I'm sure there's a tequila dimension and that explains part of their personalities.

It’s like The Magicians except instead of opium in the air there’s just cocaine in like everything.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
What sort of idiot divine piece of poo poo would tell the tequila dimension as their one of 7,777,777 stories, and where can I find them this time of year?

Azubah
Jun 5, 2007

The secret is probably asking really nicely.

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

M_Gargantua posted:

What sort of idiot divine piece of poo poo would tell the tequila dimension as their one of 7,777,777 stories, and where can I find them this time of year?

Aesma. :v:

I know she’s not actually one of the gods but if anyone did it, it’d be her.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Bussamove posted:

Aesma. :v:

I know she’s not actually one of the gods but if anyone did it, it’d be her.

? Aesma is totally one of the gods.

If I recall correctly, her body isn't present in Throne like most of the others because her world was created with such violence that it exploded her body. Her spine where it landed is a major landmark though.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Jun 5, 2024

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

MikeJF posted:

? Aesma is totally one of the gods.

If I recall correctly, her body isn't present in Throne like most of the others because her world was created with such violence that it exploded her body. Her spine where it landed is a major landmark though.

I am dumb. In my defense it’s been ages and poo poo is hard to keep track of!

It’s definitely Aesma then.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

MikeJF posted:

? Aesma is totally one of the gods.

If I recall correctly, her body isn't present in Throne like most of the others because her world was created with such violence that it exploded her body. Her spine where it landed is a major landmark though.

I don't remember reading that? Where is it?

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

A.o.D. posted:

I don't remember reading that? Where is it?



The spine itself is at about 11 o'clock.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


impaled in the disc like it was shot out of a cannon

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I think the bit about her exploding was on the tumblr?

Nostalgamus
Sep 28, 2010

IIRC there's a note under a comic about how she got so angry at herself that she tore herself to shreds and nobody seen anything of her since.

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Yeah I've seen the page with her spine, but not anything about her singing a universe into existence that was so awesome that she exploded.

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