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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The active ones perpetuate male dominance actively :shrug: it's almost like you didn't read SCUM manifesto

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Chomp8645 posted:

Also I think it's clear that heterosexual, sexually inactive men are much more a problem for society than active ones.

Too long without sex does things to our brain. Things that are bad.

When's the last time a monk went on a shooting spree or a catholic priest no wait ok maybe there's something to what you're saying.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Watching gay porn got em

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
It's funny I read through the first dozen or so pages of this thread that went from porn to sex work to imbalanced relationships and everything in between and didn't see anyone commenting on the possibility that men didn't always have the power. Even "ironic" posts about "all sex is rape" never seem to address the possibility that a lady in a relationship came into the situation with more assets or ended up earning more in general.

Why is that? Do all of the male feminists on our forum date economically down? Why is that?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Perhaps Spinz will take pity on the poor pornless goons and draw the hideous shame they desire.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ArbitraryC posted:

It's funny I read through the first dozen or so pages of this thread that went from porn to sex work to imbalanced relationships and everything in between and didn't see anyone commenting on the possibility that men didn't always have the power. Even "ironic" posts about "all sex is rape" never seem to address the possibility that a lady in a relationship came into the situation with more assets or ended up earning more in general.

Why is that? Do all of the male feminists on our forum date economically down? Why is that?

IIRC there are problems that women face where while it's acceptable for a man of basically any disposition to date lower on the economic totem pole, well-off women are expected to date men of equal status, and the result is obviously a significantly diminished dating pool. It's okay to date a woman who's still living with her parents but a man in the same position is obviously an untouchable loser.

Also, the social norms of masculinity as enforced by pretty much literally every single aspect of society and culture including things you'd expect to be in direct opposition are pretty much all enforcing impossible and contradictory demands on men completely unaddressed.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I like to see people doin it

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Also, the social norms of masculinity as enforced by pretty much literally every single aspect of society and culture including things you'd expect to be in direct opposition are pretty much all enforcing impossible and contradictory demands on men completely unaddressed.

:argh:

Thanks feminism!

e: and anther thing I'm sick of- how come I had to register for the draft and women didn't! Why don't feminists denounce that!!!

:mad:

DickParasite fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Aug 31, 2020

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I like the pornos that start out with a ten minute preamble on suffrage and trapwave feminism and later on the moneyshot is a firm handshake

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
me peepers hard

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The ultimate porno is a live taping of wait wait dont tell me but instead of the show the audience is shown Anal Island 8: Return to Lube Lagoon

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

The ultimate porno is a live taping of wait wait dont tell me but instead of the show the audience is shown Anal Island 8: Return to Lube Lagoon

no spoilers please

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

feelix posted:

Link me to the last 13 page thread you made, you jealous porn addicted loser

you wanna see how long I can make this thread baby?

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I will continue to eat pornographic vhs tapes and I will never respect a woman

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

oh gently caress thread daddy your thread is so long feelix STAAHHHPP its so long it hurts with your BIG, LONG, THREAD,

OMG YOU'RE such an INFLUENCER! on the DEAD... G..G..G..A.AAAYYYY fooRRRRUUUUMMMSMSSS!!!11



*SPLASHING NOISES*

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer


There. Now this monster thread is ribbed to boot.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









quote:

SCUM will kill all men who are not in the Men's Auxiliary of SCUM. Men in the Men's Auxiliary
are those men who are working diligently to eliminate themselves, men who, regardless of their
motives, do good, men who are playing pall with SCUM. A few examples of the men in the
Men's Auxiliary are: men who kill men; biological scientists who are working on constructive
programs, as opposed to biological warfare; journalists, writers, editors, publishers and
producers who disseminate and promote ideas that will lead to the achievement of SCUM's
goals; faggots who, by their shimmering, flaming example, encourage other men to de-man
themselves and thereby make themselves relatively inoffensive; men who consistently give
things away -- money, things, services; men who tell it like it is (so far not one ever has), who
put women straight, who reveal the truth about themselves, who give the mindless male
females correct sentences to parrot, who tell them a woman's primary goal in life should be to
squash the male sex (to aid men in this endeavor SCUM will conduct Turd Sessions, at which
every male present will give a speech beginning with the sentence: `I am a turd, a lowly abject
turd', then proceed to list all the ways in which he is. His reward for doing so will be the
opportunity to fraternize after the session for a whole, solid hour with the SCUM who will be
present. Nice, clean-living male women will be invited to the sessions to help clarify any
doubts and misunderstandings they may have about the male sex; makers and promoters of sex
books and movies, etc., who are hastening the day when all that will be shown on the screen
will be Suck and gently caress (males, like the rats following the Pied Piper, will be lured by Pussy to
their doom, will be overcome and submerged by and will eventually drown in the passive flesh
that they are); drug pushers and advocates, who are hastening the dropping out of men.

:doit:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

BRUTALLY OWN ME

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

feelix posted:

feels good to brutally own

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

While it fails to turn me on sexually I do enjoy the idea that the octopus prematurely ejaculated ink. It raises some questions though - the woman seems totally at peace with it which would be weird if it were her bed because he just ruined her sheets. If it's not her bed then why would an octopus own anything other than black bedsheets? A thought provoking piece.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

He might have been trying to impress her with those sheets that's why he's so distraught.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Grevling posted:

He might have been trying to impress her with those sheets that's why he's so distraught.

Yeah ok best case scenario he squirts the ink after a long night of satisfying this woman and ruins the sheets. It's insane that he bought them.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Spinz posted:

Hi
The importance of being earnest

Thanks for taking the time to reply. I almost always get something from your earnest posts.
Also I really like the expression of the women with the hoverboard!


Another shout out to some first rate posting for the whole thread.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

The_Continental posted:

oh gently caress thread daddy your thread is so long feelix STAAHHHPP its so long it hurts with your BIG, LONG, THREAD,

OMG YOU'RE such an INFLUENCER! on the DEAD... G..G..G..A.AAAYYYY fooRRRRUUUUMMMSMSSS!!!11



*SPLASHING NOISES*

having a normal one

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
I exclusively watch POV vore vids where fully clothed girls point a camera at their mouths and then their belly button for a few minutes and literally no one is being harmed except for my self-respect and the tiny shrunken men they consume and digest.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

feelix posted:

having a normal one

He says, immediately before going apocalyptic seeing a person tou h a nip

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's hosed

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The_Continental posted:

oh gently caress thread daddy your thread is so long feelix STAAHHHPP its so long it hurts with your BIG, LONG, THREAD,

OMG YOU'RE such an INFLUENCER! on the DEAD... G..G..G..A.AAAYYYY fooRRRRUUUUMMMSMSSS!!!11



*SPLASHING NOISES*

This is what an ahegao sounds like.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

ArbitraryC posted:

It's funny I read through the first dozen or so pages of this thread that went from porn to sex work to imbalanced relationships and everything in between and didn't see anyone commenting on the possibility that men didn't always have the power. Even "ironic" posts about "all sex is rape" never seem to address the possibility that a lady in a relationship came into the situation with more assets or ended up earning more in general.

Why is that? Do all of the male feminists on our forum date economically down? Why is that?

Its because nobody really cares and wed rather discuss klingon penis while feelix occasionally drops in to humorlessly tell everyone theyre bad people.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The_Continental posted:

Its because nobody really cares and wed rather discuss klingon penis while feelix occasionally drops in to humorlessly tell everyone theyre bad people.

Yeah we tried to the "let's talk serious" thing briefly and tbh it was real lovely and stupid so we're back to humor posting and probably all happier for it.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Nevermind the religious fundamentalist anti-porn vibe for a sec-

Calling yourself a woke feminist ally actually gets you laid, and not immediately shunned for being an obvious predator/tryhard?

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

frogge posted:

Nevermind the religious fundamentalist anti-porn vibe for a sec-

Calling yourself a woke feminist ally actually gets you laid, and not immediately shunned for being an obvious predator/tryhard?

I didn't say anything about verbalizing this belief, only thinking it

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

If you want to go down the rabbit hole of ethical consumption the only logical conclusion is to gently caress off into the woods and jerk off while lying bare assed in a nettle patch, as Ive suggested OP do.

Or you could carefully construct a weird scenario in which you are a singular moral authority, what you can use to shout at people who identify as feminists, as OP has done.

Its your world baby.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

The_Continental posted:

If you want to go down the rabbit hole of ethical consumption the only logical conclusion is to gently caress off into the woods and jerk off while lying bare assed in a nettle patch, as Ive suggested OP do.

Or you could carefully construct a weird scenario in which you are a singular moral authority, what you can use to shout at people who identify as feminists, as OP has done.

Its your world baby.

you participate in society comic

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
I consume porn, but only to convert it's biomass into resources for the swarm

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Porn isnt really my thing. Ive kind of gone cold on it aside from a few "vintage" 90s magazines kept around for nostalgia/humor.

I dont really watch it for the same reasons I dont have facebook or instagram. Overall, its just too compelling and id rather not have that kind of thing in my life.

I think talking about other peoples porn habits from a position of moral superiority and/or judgement is playing in to the precise ethical power structures that make porn exploitative in the first place.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

I consume porn, but only to convert it's biomass into resources for the swarm

My god, I never thought that the reason I couldn't find Breast Whores 9: A Tit of Prevention Is Worth A Boob Of Cure any more was because it was turned into hormogaunts!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The_Continental posted:

If you want to go down the rabbit hole of ethical consumption the only logical conclusion is to gently caress off into the woods and jerk off while lying bare assed in a nettle patch, as Ive suggested OP do.

Or you could carefully construct a weird scenario in which you are a singular moral authority, what you can use to shout at people who identify as feminists, as OP has done.

Its your world baby.

is there like a farm-to-table option for camwhores

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Jun 24, 2013

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Excelzior posted:

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