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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Gritty sprouted fully formed from the Phanatic's mouth/nozzle thing.

Bear Retrieval Unit has issued a correction as of 20:24 on Nov 24, 2018

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Gritty sprouted fully formed from the Phanatic's mouth/noze thing.

nah, he grew slowly and disgustingly in the off-season until finally budding off before opening weekend

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

These Gritty origin stories are pretty interesting to think about.

Maybe DNA testing would be required to figure this out?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Gritty has a belly button, so he definitely popped out of some lady muppet's vajayjay.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.


There's gotta be some way that we can Isolate gritty flossing here so we can insert it into pics of dead nazis, etc.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Introduced Gritty to my parents this weekend and my Trump-voting dad likes him while my Hillary-voting mom doesn't. I'm confused y'all

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

C-Euro posted:

Introduced Gritty to my parents this weekend and my Trump-voting dad likes him while my Hillary-voting mom doesn't. I'm confused y'all

your mom is a succdem and your dad is a disillusioned laborer, most likely

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
maybe reactions to the focus-grouped marketing puppet don’t correspond to people’s politics

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Shut the gently caress up liberal

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
gritty sounds cool af but i would like to see him photographed with more beheaded billionaires before i really commit

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

GalacticAcid posted:

maybe reactions to the focus-grouped marketing puppet don’t correspond to people’s politics

That doesn't sound right.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

etalian posted:

These Gritty origin stories are pretty interesting to think about.

Maybe DNA testing would be required to figure this out?

lmao you think gritty is real and not karl marx in a costume

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


GalacticAcid posted:

maybe reactions to the focus-grouped marketing puppet don’t correspond to people’s politics

Dreddout posted:

Shut the gently caress up liberal

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
I am seeing a lot of non political friends on social media sharing gritty memes involving smashing the state or guillotining rich people and it is weird seeing c spam leak into the real world.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Tetracube posted:

lmao you think gritty is real and not karl marx in a costume

that episode of conan where they stopped a bit with the masturbating bear to pull off the costume's head and it was an extremely sweaty jim carrey

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

B-Rock452 posted:

I am seeing a lot of non political friends on social media sharing gritty memes involving smashing the state or guillotining rich people and it is weird seeing c spam leak into the real world.

:yeshaha:

Catboy Autonomist
Jun 23, 2018

IS IT SUPWISING THAT PWISONS WESEMBWE FACTOWIES, SCHOOWS, WHICH AWW WESEMBWE PWISONS?

Azathoth posted:

Are we just not going to talk about the cannibalism in that Thanksgiving picture?

the gritty they r eating betrayed the family and became a fascist so they r eating him

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Catboy Autonomist posted:

the gritty they r eating betrayed the family and became a fascist so they r eating him

Taht's the one who crossed the picket line

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
The Gritty costume is empty, it is being animated by the ghost of Eugene V. Debs

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

The Gritty costume is empty, it is being animated by the ghost of Eugene V. Debs

By the Spectre of Communism, you mean

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

B-Rock452 posted:

I am seeing a lot of non political friends on social media sharing gritty memes involving smashing the state or guillotining rich people and it is weird seeing c spam leak into the real world.

gritty is the bond that unites us

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

B-Rock452 posted:

I am seeing a lot of non political friends on social media sharing gritty memes involving smashing the state or guillotining rich people and it is weird seeing c spam leak into the real world.

if this is what it takes, go for it I guess

similar to gritty's grocery store chicken it's extremely proletariat lol

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Some good raw material for a gritty gif

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://twitter.com/marybwagner/status/1066146929195786241

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/foldablehuman/status/1066140040198217728?s=21

:imunfunny:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
How many times do I have 2 tell you to shut the fuc k up, old man

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




gritty

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

love the formal shirt

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014


That's epic awesomesauce ftw! You owe me a new keyboard good sir!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:hmmyes:

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Algund Eenboom posted:

That's epic awesomesauce ftw! You owe me a new keyboard good sir!

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the inevitable anti-gritty backlash

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gritty is funny and cute. I like his googley eyes

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



epic fortnite gamers hate gritty

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Things are gonna get lovely before they get Gritty

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
gittin gritty wit it

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mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





what's the chapo take on gritty? just so I know if it's hipster-approved or not

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