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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > NEVER TRIOS TITLE TOURNAMENT - Aug 6th through 9th at 5:30 EDT/10:30 BST
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Why isn't Yoshi-Hashi in the ring right now winning the match

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Mar 8, 2010



 I keep forgetting Goto is in this match

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
THE MOUSETRAP

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

extradite THIS! posted:

I keep forgetting Goto is in this match

The Hirooki Goto story

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro

Lid posted:

If SHO is a junior so is Ishii

While I have a captive audience I should take this chance to say that if you don't check the Puroresu thread I post a weekly schedule there with all the events from major promotions that are going to be streaming or broadcast. Except with a lot of Joshi groups because they are all on PPV for 4500 Yen or similar ludicrous prices & since I can't imagine anyone paying that I save myself of having to translate the lineups. Anyway, I bring this up because NOAH have a show with a GHC Heavyweight vs GHC National title match, Shiozaki vs Kenoh, & it's free on Abema TV at 8am BST/3am EST/12am PST. If you can't watch live it's available for 7 days afterwards on demand & then goes on Wrestle Universe where you'd need a sub to watch it.

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
 This match slaps

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
SHO is being brutalised

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Mar 8, 2010



 Fun fact: pretty sure this is already the longest ever match for the trios titles

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Mar 8, 2010



 HE DID IT

HE DITIT

HE TURNED IT ALL AROUND

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
yay

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 loving YES :neckbeard:

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
HE FUCKIN DID IT

OUR BOY

YOSHI-HASHI

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


 And so ends the only notable thing about Yoshi-Hashi, he had never won a title.

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

forkboy84 posted:

And so ends the only notable thing about Yoshi-Hashi, he had never won a title.

He's still probably the worst wrestler in his household

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 YOSHI-HASHI WINS

YOSHI-HASHI WINS

YOSHI-HASHI WINS

HE GOT BACK UP

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
YH is a champion. He gave that mean bully Okada a thrashing

Dreams can come true

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
 The boyhood dream has come true!!!!!

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
that was a real good match for ishii, sho, okada and y-h. goto and yano both were there too i suppose

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro

SG Bamboo posted:

He's still probably the worst wrestler in his household

Yeah but EVIL can say that too

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Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

The boyhood dream has come true!!!!!

Does this mean he's no longer a Boy?

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Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
 YOSHI-HASHI is a champion!

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Mar 8, 2010



 YOSHI HASHI GONNA LIFT UP THE BELT

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 It's the Nakanishi retirement all over again. New Japan makes you care

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
 https://twitter.com/AndrewTRich/status/1292145067562618882?s=19

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Okada v YH in the g1

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
You know SHO should channel his inner Kevin Steen and just start package piledriving everyone now.

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Mar 8, 2010



 This is legit bringing a tear to my eye

He did it friends


Hapy barsbay Y-H

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Look how happy YH is :3:

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING :cry:

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

Does this mean he's no longer a Boy?
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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
this is legitimately a nice moment

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Wait, are these six the entire CHAOS roster in Japan? That didn't click with me until now

E: except YOH who is gone forever

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


 Now YOSHI-HASHI can retire, so that's a positive.

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

SG Bamboo posted:

Wait, are these six the entire CHAOS roster in Japan? That didn't click with me until now

YOH but he's injured

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/reasonjp/status/1292427089744809986?s=20

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Seams posted:

https://twitter.com/reasonjp/status/1292427089744809986?s=20

:hai:

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Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
 He gets a belt AND the closing promo?

Everything's coming up YOSHI-HASHI!

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Two go home promos in a row. Main event Yoshi-Hashi is a thing :allears:

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Mar 8, 2010



 They clappin for the boy :love:

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

forkboy84 posted:

Now YOSHI-HASHI can retire, so that's a positive.

Now that he has the monkey off his back he is winning the g1

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