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EoinCannon posted:Dessert dwellers use camel dung for their cooking fires so makes sense to use it for smoking barley. The Custard Nomads
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DPM posted:The Custard Nomads They roam the wastes making delicate flans and exquisite mille feuilles
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DPM posted:The Custard Nomads descendants of the Tart-ars
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With their ships of the dessert, their caramels at their side
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May 16, 2024 11:51
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hope jesterys low profile is due to his hard work giving everyone a ginatar cough up
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he got arrested because some kids saw his racist knees
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not producing his clown license when they pulled over his unicycle
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blows into the breathalyser *kazoo honks*
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May 16, 2024 12:42
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Getting a red nose when you drink like one beer
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https://theconversation.com/a-stude...security-230002 Chinese National refused student VISA becauase the Chinese univeristy he was at does military research; denied for "closs ties to weapons of mass destruction" The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 15:40 on May 16, 2024 |
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May 16, 2024 15:38
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Last thing we need is old mate weaponising Wombats
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It's Trent Parke appreciation day where we appreciate Australia's greatest living photographer Trent Parke     
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I know these are from an article about rusting old cars loving up the landscape, but jeez those are great
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Yeah nah mate, she's rooted. Friday at the earliest
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 e: no, that's too big.
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Kharnifex posted:Last thing we need is old mate weaponising Wombats poo poo, I thought they were already weaponised but?
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Chrpno posted:Yeah nah mate, she's rooted. Friday at the earliest Alternatively 'there been a delay in delivering your parcel'
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DPM posted:poo poo, I thought they were already weaponised but? Yeah, last thing we need is some bloke from China strapping hydrazine thrusters to them
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Literally my_childhood.jpg You were a broken down, rusted out, abandon car as a child? Wow, they really need to make an inspiration children's popup book about your life story.
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dr_rat posted:You were a broken down, rusted out, abandon car as a child? Wow, they really need to make an inspiration children's popup book about your life story. We're not going too well with childrens books these days
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Awesome! I had just found a few YT channels about finding abandoned cars in the outback and figuring out who might own them. Locals always seem to know something. If they can, they get em on a truck and go work on them. If they haven't been burn in a scrub fire, vandalised/ransacked, or bulldozed by mining corps building roads, they can be salvagable.
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Why yes there was a bush turkey with an arrow sticking out of it on the Parramatta River this morning. Thanks for asking.
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poo poo like that makes me seriously fuckin mad. Only Dutton-level cuntiness would motivate someone to do that sort of thing to an innocent turkeyboi
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I tried to enlist a couple of people to help me catch it and some dude with a fishing net just goes "It's been like this since at least December and I tried a couple of times". Sounds like it's getting by but also that the oval office who shot it is also not in prison. Can't imagine it flies real good with it and they're already not the most graceful fliers.
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Is there a rise in bow-and-arrow fuckery lately? I heard a story on the radio news the other day about a magpie with an arrow in him getting it removed and released, then I was in Cashies on Tuesday and there's a shady looking dude making his way to the counter with a multi-string bow, now we have the Parra Turkey Incident... a new trend for fuckwits?
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Bogans have been shooting birds with bows and arrows since I was a kid. There is a type of dude who just has to be the Paleolithic God that he thinks will rule the post apocalyptic world.
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NUDGE! Fun fact, he was in a band with Georgie Parker (Lucy from A Country Practice), Emily Symons (Marilyn from Home & Away), Julie McGregor (Betty from Hey Dad) and Michael Horrocks (host of Cartoon Connection) They were ......... not great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FahITRZq61U Speaking of TV super groups here's Agro, Dickie Knee, Fat Cat and Humphrey B Bear attempting to present a Logies award which didn't go well for obvious reasons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q04y_1iaanE
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:NUDGE! Definitely no Craig McLachlan and Check 1-2.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:NUDGE! It sounds like a TISM demo from 1988
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They done found something and dubbed it echidnapus https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2024-05-27/meet-the-echidnapus-from-an-age-of-monotremes-in-australia/103849096 Seems rude to have named the alive one Echidna, which is the mythical greek mother of all monsters  That adorable dude definitely did not invent monsters
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The Peccadillo posted:They done found something and dubbed it echidnapus At the moment I'm sculpting a bunch of these ancient monotremes as well as some ancient marsupials and lizards for the Australian museum. It's all extrapolated from fossilised jaws and teeth, which is pretty wild.
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