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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
[–]peaceisreason 15 points 12 hours ago

Let me add to the conspiracy by saying bitcoin itself is a lab released into the wild by the NSA under the direction of the IMF. The controlled implosion of GOX is set to bring about the next stage in wide scale adoption. It is another Silk Road which was absolutely and completely staged from start to finish. And we know how that went down and the subsequent reaction. This is how a one world, borderless, digital currency is rolled out. This is how you do it. You don't issue it and force it on the world. You engineer it.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

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[–]peaceisreason 15 points 12 hours ago

Let me add to the conspiracy by saying bitcoin itself is a lab released into the wild by the NSA under the direction of the IMF. The controlled implosion of GOX is set to bring about the next stage in wide scale adoption. It is another Silk Road which was absolutely and completely staged from start to finish. And we know how that went down and the subsequent reaction. This is how a one world, borderless, digital currency is rolled out. This is how you do it. You don't issue it and force it on the world. You engineer it.

dear imf,

kindly gently caress off our playing field.

regards,

the mystic order of the 219

cc: nsa

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
[–]AgentZeroM 14 points 16 hours ago

"Fact: Karpeles had millions of dollars confiscated by the US government last year.
Fact: Karpeles is charged for financial crimes in the US."

Because he lied on a banking application.

Everything else you said falls down after these two.

[–]aminok 12 points 15 hours ago

To put this into context, all of this is because he lied or made a mistake in answering one question in an application provided to him by a private company.

[–]aminok 8 points 13 hours ago*

I don't see where this "paper worth tens of millions of dollars" comes from. It was an application form to open a bank account. And maybe he didn't know that making a single mistake on the application could mean he would potentially face years in jail.

He also wasn't filling out a form from the federal government. It was a form from a private bank, although perhaps with various regulators outsourcing their enforcement and policing to banks, that distinction has blurred.

"now he has to face the consequences."

It's overkill. There should be no prospect of jail time for not filling out a form correctly. Doing ordinary business activities like opening a bank account or making a purchase shouldn't be so precarious and scary.

[–]aminok 5 points 13 hours ago

I don't see how it evidences an intent to do anything.

He might not have known that Bitcoin exchange falls under money transmission. This was before the FinCen guidelines if I remember correctly.

[–]zeusa1mighty 5 points 13 hours ago

When they initially filed the paperwork, bitcoins were almost worthless and no one had recognized them as money yet. They said that they weren't money transmitters because at the time, they really weren't. Also, Normally FinCEN gives compliance grace periods. Why they didn't here is interesting in the context of this conspiracy.

[–]Zeeterm 2 points 10 hours ago

Bitcoins are just numbers. You're transferring as much money if you're selling 10000 for $10 or selling 0.1 for $10. Roughly speaking most people move similar amounts of money around, there are just more people and they do it with fewer bitcoins these when the price is high.

[–]zeusa1mighty 2 points 8 hours ago

What does that have to do with anything? Until bitcoins were considered "money", they were an asset just like anything else. Would a Magic The Gathering card shop have to register as a money transmitter? The answer is obviously no. So until bitcoins were ruled to be money by the Judge in Texas when pirateat40 was facing trial, there was no reason to believe that you NEEDED to be registered as a money transmitter.

That's why MtGox checked "No" on their business license application when they were asked if they were a money transmitter; because them and most other people seriously didn't think they'd have to be, because bitcoins are just, as you say, numbers.

[–]HuntForRedditOctober 5 points 13 hours ago*

I have to disagree. This is purely personal opinion and not to be construed as legal advice, I am not your lawyer, but his business is not actually a currency exchange or money transmission service under 18 USC 1960. The code doesn't really define money or currency, so instead, we look to a dictionary for the meaning of terms. This is what Black's Law 2009 says about money:

The medium of exchange authorized or adopted by a government as part of its currency

As for currency:

An item (such as a coin, government note, or banknote) that circulates as a medium of exchange.

(emphasis added).

e-currency is wholly referential to e-money, and e-money is referential in part to money. If it's not physical, or not backed or adopted by a government, it simply doesn't fit under the statute.

[–]tomothybitcoin 2 points 12 hours ago

I still have issues with the attempt at classifying Bitcoin as a currency. I still argue it is a commodity. If it's a commodity, it wouldn't fall under the purview of FINCEN and KYC/AML wouldn't apply so easily. Even if it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, since we want it to be a dog, that yellow quacking beaked thing is a dog... and now we can prosecute/persecute you accordingly...

[–]HuntForRedditOctober 1 point 11 hours ago

One federal law enforcement officer disagreed with me, but I'm sure they disagree with me on a lot of things, that doesn't make them right. HSI is obviously going to take an expansive view of their power, but they do not get to define their own power, the contours of the law do. He was granted a seizure warrant based on probable cause in a non-adversarial proceeding, that hardly makes law. I know the head of the criminal division of the US Attorney's office for the District my hometown is in, and we've actually discussed this case. He agrees with me that the interpretation, especially for the currency exchange argument, is flimsy.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
did anyone say bitcon yet?

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

...! posted:

[–]peaceisreason 15 points 12 hours ago

Let me add to the conspiracy by saying bitcoin itself is a lab released into the wild by the NSA under the direction of the IMF. The controlled implosion of GOX is set to bring about the next stage in wide scale adoption. It is another Silk Road which was absolutely and completely staged from start to finish. And we know how that went down and the subsequent reaction. This is how a one world, borderless, digital currency is rolled out. This is how you do it. You don't issue it and force it on the world. You engineer it.

wat

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
100.4

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

bitcoin fm

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
98.00 even more satisfying the second time

Troglyfe
Jan 2, 2014
97

I SMELL BLOOD

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

:siren: 97.649 :siren: MORE HAPPENING

Damiya
Jul 3, 2012
edging based on bitcoin price is my kink

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Don Lapre posted:

What week is gooncon this year?
that was the biggest tragedy of hell dump, the cancellation of goon con and goon camp

InShaneee
Aug 11, 2006

Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of ... am I on speakerphone?
Fun Shoe
91% loss over 6 months

and the night is young :allears:

Damiya
Jul 3, 2012
honestly my favorite part is when some true believer rolls in and buys coins $3 or $4 above the next highest bid in a futile attempt to pump.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
ninety six point sixty four

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Damiya posted:

honestly my favorite part is when some true believer rolls in and buys coins $3 or $4 above the next highest bid in a futile attempt to pump.
by "coins" you mean one or two at the most

Damiya
Jul 3, 2012

anthonypants posted:

by "coins" you mean one or two at the most

look man the allowance only goes so far :(

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Damiya posted:

look man the allowance only goes so far :(
if you keep asking your parents they will eventually be so amazed by your persistence that they will give you everything you want

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

has anybody carved the bitcoin "logo" into their flesh yet? (not tatoots)

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
has anybody carved the bitcoin "logo" into someone else's flesh yet? (toot toot)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

BeOSPOS posted:

* newscaster buys $21 USD of bitcoin, uses it at a local sushi place, then realizes it's now only worth $19.28 a few minutes later LOL

:stare: :woop: :worship:
YEAH WELL WHEN THAT TWENTY IS WORTH TWO MILLION I WONT SEE YOU COMPLAINING RON PAUL END THE FUD

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

...! posted:

bitcoin itself is a lab
bad dog

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mulatto Butts posted:

has anybody carved the bitcoin "logo" into someone else's flesh yet? (toot toot)

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

duTrieux. posted:

has anybody carved the bitcoin "logo" into their flesh yet? (not tatoots)

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

...! posted:

[–]Jojoslade 1 point 1 hour ago
There's gotta be SEC laws against this, but I would love it.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Japanese Police Shut Down Protest at Mt. Gox
Jon Southurst (@southtopia) | Published on February 22, 2014 at 09:36 GMT

The small group of protestors outside Mt. Gox in Tokyo were moved on late yesterday by Japanese police, and warned not to return without a ‘demonstration license’.

Organizer Kolin Burges said the police were called not by Mt. Gox, but one of the building’s other tenants who had reportedly had enough of the protestors’ week-long presence at the building.

Mt. Gox management was also said to be irritated by the ongoing sit-in, claiming “security problems” caused by the protest and other technical issues were slowing its progress at fixing its bitcoin withdrawal problem. The company had previously posted a notice on its support page claiming to be moving location.

This effectively ends the protest in its current form, since the group is unlikely to secure the license. For the most part the protest consisted only of two people, though they had been joined at other stages during the week by curious bitcoiners and financial media reporters. One of the Japanese language signs the pair was holding invited locals to join in and gave the street address.

Growing numbers

Burges said there were around 10 people standing near the building when police arrived. He explained:

“We went to the police station for a license and were told that for a demonstration license you need to move along a pre-planned route, with start and end points. So it looks like we cannot get a license and can’t go back there.”

Anyone walking through Tokyo on any given weekend is bound to encounter a rally or two, many of which do not appear to be moving, and which can be quite rowdy. The most common demonstration themes are anti-nuclear power or North Korea, plus the infamous loudspeaker buses operated by the far-right uyoku. The Russian, Chinese and US embassies are popular rallying points, and all have a permanent riot squad presence.

Burges indicated he still wanted to continue the protest in some form, but would have to think of other tactics. A physical presence may or may not be involved, though it is generally considered unwise to tempt fate with the Japanese police after a warning.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

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We're now reached more subscribers than r/Libertarian (reddit.com/r/Libertarian)

submitted 2 hours ago by BankersWorstFear

[–]baron1703 2 points 1 hour ago

checkmate, socialists!

[–]TheSelfGoverned 1 point 38 minutes ago

Honestly from a geopolitical stand-point, the arrival and adoption of crypto-currencies is a checkmate.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The ethereum scam (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 4 hours ago* by jratcliff63367

As a software engineer myself I can recognize when someone is throwing out a lot of technobabble as a smokescreen to dazzle nontechnical people into believing there is substance where there is actually only vaporware.

Sadly I have seen far too many startups get away with this hall of mirrors as they consume a pile of VC money.

Let's not ask any hard questions about this amazing "Turing complete" scripting language. Let's just be dazzled by a lot of fast talking tech jargon from teenage developers.

The reality is that most of bitcoin's problems arise not from it being too simple but rather than from it being too complex. The bitcoin protocol and source code is a bit of a mess and anyone who has ever tried to manually parse the blockchain or sign a transaction knows this.

Ethereum is textbook vaporware that is suckering in a bunch of people easily dazzled by technical Mumbo-Jumbo.

You need a Turing complete scripting language in a blockchain like you need a hole in your head.

Ethereum is just another alt-coin pump and dump like all of the rest. And, let's be clear, on hype alone it will make a lot of people very rich; in the short term.

In the long term people will see that it was a hype fueled bubble that solves no particular problem and will stand on the wreckage of Mastercoin, mooncoin, maxcoin, and unobtanium.

Somebody had to say this as a community service if nothing else. And, any comments defending ethereum, must be in the form of a 10,000 line ethereum Turing complete script that runs in an infinite loop producing nothing of value.

EDIT: "Scam" may have been too strong a word. The ethereum people probably believe in their concept but when they communicate it there is an enormous amount of hand waving and the use of buzz words like "Turing complete" which essentially means 'and then magic happens'. They provide no details since they don't think it is necessary. After all, you know, "Turing".

I can think of no use case where a cryptographically secure peer to peer value transmission system would not be better served by hardened, rigid, well defined and enforced protocols versus an arbitrary open ended general purpose programming language.

Look at the chaos caused by the transaction malleability bug simply because Satoshi overlooked the fact that a digital signature could have multiple valid representations.

:ironicat:

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
[–]benjamindees 3 points 11 hours ago

Privacy is a significant reason. Young people in particular need to understand that, by using US dollars, they are entering at the bottom of a ponzi scheme.

The ponzi scheme is trying to collapse, but is being propped up by a police state committing economic espionage against its own citizens. This can go on almost indefinitely. As long as they know ahead of time what you are planning to buy, or what new innovation you are working to invent, or what job you are training to perform, they can use printed money to front-run your entire life.

You are like rats that were born on a treadmill. Economic privacy, controlling your own money and your own finances, is the only way to escape.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Is it lawful for a bank to block your account for sending money to Coinbase? (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 13 hours ago by robzonpl

If not, would it be possible to file class action lawsuit against such banks? If yes what are the legal basis?

[–]xygo 1 point 12 hours ago

I wonder if a class action suit would be effective. Bitcoin traders as a class being discriminated against.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
[–]dan-ny 2 points 16 hours ago

One thing I do is ask every vendor whether they accept Bitcoin, and I'm always surprised when they respond that they've never heard of it. -- I read somewhere that doing the same thing over and over, and expecting a different outcome each time, is the definition of insane. Call me crazy.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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[–]aminok 8 points 13 hours ago*

I don't see where this "paper worth tens of millions of dollars" comes from. It was an application form to open a bank account. And maybe he didn't know that making a single mistake on the application could mean he would potentially face years in jail.

He also wasn't filling out a form from the federal government. It was a form from a private bank, although perhaps with various regulators outsourcing their enforcement and policing to banks, that distinction has blurred.

"now he has to face the consequences."

It's overkill. There should be no prospect of jail time for not filling out a form correctly. Doing ordinary business activities like opening a bank account or making a purchase shouldn't be so precarious and scary.

this makes me legit angry

if you don't know what the gently caress you're doing hire the appropriate help

literally the whole of society is based on the premise that ignorance of the law by a person who commits an offence is not an excuse for committing that offence

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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...! posted:

[–]avidwriter123 2 points 32 minutes ago

i've never met so many assholes in a game as WoW had.

as a long time participant in the social experiment called eve online i want to disagree with this dude

surebet fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Feb 22, 2014

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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BanjoFish posted:

Mining rig for charity? We’ve got questions. (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 54 minutes ago by bitcoinh20

The Water Project has raised over 27 BTC in the past month or so. Incredible!
Donations have generously come in to help us build clean, safe water projects in Africa and we can’t wait to show the results to the whole crypto community.
But today, I had an interesting thought…
What if folks rallied and contributed to fund a decent sized mining rig for a charity like TWP?
We certainly have the technical chops to use it. Other charities might need some hand holding. I ran some newbie calcs… and it seems worthwhile.
What am I missing? What’s the risk?
What would $15k invested in a mining rig do vs. investing $15k directly into a water project?
Do you think the BTC community would support it/fund it? Think ASIC producers would get involved?
Would love your feedback.

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[–]_ali_ 2 points 36 minutes ago
You really think that a small charity should invest their donations into bitcoin mining? You really think this is something they should do?

[–]conerius 2 points 25 minutes ago
Sounds like a big distraction to me as well:
Maintenance of your "mining" farm.
Risk of running in the red with your mining operation.
Distraction from fundraising/other activities.

[–]bitcoinh20[S] 1 point 17 minutes ago
Yes... That's exactly the ? we're asking. Are margins really that tight? And inputs that high?

[–]bitcoinh20[S] -1 points 32 minutes ago
Nope. I am questioning whether Bitcoin supporting donors would consider funding a rig for a charity. A gift-in-kind.
Would be like giving us a drill rig. One gift digs holes. The other produces money... to buy drill rigs, and dig more holes.
Thoughts?

another thing that makes me legit angry

http://www.cra-arc.gc.ca/chrts-gvng/chrts/plcy/cgd/tsd-cnd-eng.html#N10348

p sure america and most other countries have similar restrictions

basically you can accept stock or other forms of investments as a charity, so if you have say an account at a mining pool you could accept someone else's hashrate mining on your behalf, but you can't start to make investing or commercial ventures one of your main activities

and even if you could, hardware depreciation on bitcoin gear is so loving quick it wouldn't make sense, even if you had an in to actually get your shinny new bfl scamtronic 3000 in a decent amount of time

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

Never mind.

TVarmy fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Feb 22, 2014

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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...! posted:

Ethereum is textbook vaporware that is suckering in a bunch of people easily dazzled by technical Mumbo-Jumbo.

i cant believe ethereum is vaporware

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
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Jan 27, 2012




Alan Smithee posted:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/com..._krapless_face/

The laughs don't stop at the bitcomedy bitclub

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