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Mikan
Sep 5, 2007

by Radium

That site just makes me sad. I can't even bring myself to make fun of it, I just get depressed.

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Drox
Aug 9, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I would love to have more nerdy friends but sometimes I can't handle the ones I've got, much less the kind of nerds that would advertise themselves on a site like that.

I am a self-loathing nerd. :smith:

h_double
Jul 27, 2001
Real grognards don't have time for dating sites; they are too busy basing Gurkha miniatures and writing angry rants about the Rolemaster magic system.

Moetic Justice
Feb 14, 2004

by Fistgrrl

Red_Mage posted:



I'm looking for someone easy-going. Preferably someone who is as geeky as me - that would make a nice change. It would also be nice if that person was into video games - not necessarily an obsessive like me, but someone who at least understands the appeal. Ideally, someone who can play drums or vocals on Rock Band..

indiana jorts

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I'm a totally perfect guy that all girls want, but inexplicably I'm alone.

Meanwhile, I spend all my time and energy in mock combat with nerf medieval weaponry. Oh, except for when I'm obsessing about anime. Here let me list my favorites so you can compare them to your favorites.

...Laaaydies.

Amish Ninja
Jul 2, 2006

It's called survival of the fittest. If you can't slam with the best, jam with the rest.

Leperflesh posted:

Meanwhile, I spend all my time and energy in mock combat with nerf medieval weaponry.

hey now he's probably in p. good shape from all that fighting

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Seftir posted:

my god

This should really be its own thread.

It's too rich to get lost in this one, too pretty to hide.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I'll start it here or in GBS. Fairly sure it'd be successful either way

Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
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Soiled Meat
Here would be better.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Etherwind posted:

Here would be better.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3123194

h_double
Jul 27, 2001
TG Discussion: Camping Out for Star Wars Tickets, Laughing at the Guy with the Lightsaber

shotgunbadger
Nov 18, 2008

WEEK 4 - RETIRED

h_double posted:

TG Discussion: Camping Out for Star Wars Tickets, Laughing at the Guy with the Lightsaber

Nah we have lightsabers, we laugh at the guy who shows up in full Stormtrooper or Rebel armor complete with details about squad and planet of service, who then goes on to berate others for having inaccurate costumes.

Michaelos
Oct 11, 2004

Upgraded to platinum to donate money to Lowtax.

Seftir posted:

I attack with my dagger!
*skin ruptures

Yeah, she realized that was out. Her attack ended up being "I drop my Torch!" which she used twice. Thankfully the more capable PC's had already set everything up for her by webbing her duplicate, who somehow managed to self stabilize before combusting from burning web damage, so the torch was dropped on her charred duplicates body to provide that extra oomph of damage to finish the job.

Ambivalent
Oct 14, 2006


quote:

Welcome to a world split in two, where women live in harmony in their own country while men live across the sea in a society of their own. The society of women seems perfect, but what is the true cost of their luxury and peace? There is a war going on, but it is a war of secrecy, hidden from the public view. And if that doesn't draw you in, how about this: all of the PCs must be female.

This setting, designed for use with the QAGS 2nd Edition rules, is the perfect choice for players who want a role-playing challenge, crossdressers, and transsexuals, as well as GMs who want to mix it up a little or force their players to be a little more compassionate.

Herland includes detailed descriptions of the Greater North American government and society, as well as the Underground rebellion, rules for playing both sides, tips and optional rules for playing an all-female campaign with male players, plot ideas for your campaign, an introductory adventure, sample Words and GMCs, and hilarious generalizations about the fairer sex.

Edit: A while back, people here (not this thread) were poking fun at a thread on the White Wolf forums complaining that Virtues and Vices were Christian and Western-biased, and later in the thread someone had started to come up with Virtues and Vices suitable for playing Muslim characters, and other stuff. Does anyone have a link or know if it's possible to find that thread still?

Ambivalent fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Apr 23, 2009

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Ambivalent posted:



I'll have my sheet in later.

blurry!
Jun 14, 2006

Sorry for Party Flocking

quote:

There is a war going on, but it is a war of secrecy, hidden from the public view. And if that doesn't draw you in, how about this: all of the PCs must be female.

Next up, a RPG where black people drive like this and white people drive like this.

Red_Mage
Jul 23, 2007
I SHOULD BE FUCKING PERMABANNED BUT IN THE MEANTIME ASK ME ABOUT MY FAILED KICKSTARTER AND RUNNING OFF WITH THE MONEY
Herland was originally a slightly bizarre first/proto-second wave feminist novel. Its right up there with wraethu in terms of unnecessary RPGs

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

blurry! posted:

Next up, a RPG where black people drive like this and white people drive like this.

Creepy males playing women in a tabletop game? What sort of sorcery is this.

Ambivalent
Oct 14, 2006

So this guy is making an RPG setting that is like Aberrant, except only women get superpowers.

quote:

June 1954, Lady Liberty and Mister America premier as government sponsored "Capes"

July 1954, Anya Kolov begins her training in the KGB when her power to form a sword of pure light manifests

September 1955, Lady Liberty and the newly minted Bogatyr, Anya, meet and in time become great friends

October 1956, Anya is found dead in her apartment in Moscow

December 1956, Lady Liberty at a press conference on her deployment to the Korean conflict announces her resignation and flies away before an awe struck crowd

June 1962, a specially broadcast radio message is sent out by a woman calling herself Columbia, this message outlines her philosophy for the "New Womyn" (the spelling of which she repeats through out the broadcast), which states that superpowered womyn-kind must found a new society one which is tailored to suit them

August 1969, the raising of the island of Haven from the Indian Ocean almost eclipses man's first landing on the moon


April 1973, the government of Haven is given a seat at the United Nations

May 1976, the Feminist terrorist group SCUM rampages through Northern California which is stopped by Columbia herself along side many members of the Womyn's League of Justice

March 1984, Captain Atlas, a powerful cyborg wielding a prototype rail gun, is created by the Starkweather Corporation. Along side him is his team made up of Kymera, a parasitic creature, Death Whisper, an expert assassin trained by the Institute, and Spectre, a man wielding a powerful staff that controls electromagnetic fields.

June 1994, Captain Atlas' group disbands after Kymera kills and murders one-hundred people only being stopped by the combined forces of Atlas and the WLJ
October 2010, Columbia passes away at the age of 83, her funeral is attended by the current membership of the WLJ and is buried on Haven

quote:

In the background the Starkweather Corporation is trying all it can to create a man with superpowers; the closest they got was Kymera a horrific creature that could take on the traits of anything it ate.

They have attempted every hormone and genetic therapy to either turn a man into a superwomyn or turn a superwomyn into a man. The former resulted in an unpowered, and soon dead womyn, and the latter created a man with no powers and a resulting short life. What really is driving them nuts is the fact that there have been documented cases of Male to Female transexuals that have gained powers.

quote:

Yeah there is a major reaction against the superwomyn, represented by the eruption of "masculinist" organizations. The two largest of these organizations are the Sons of Hercules and Thor's Hammer. They were once one organization but they had a split over homosexuality in their ranks. So those that felt that being gay did not diminish them as men formed the SoH and those that were anti-gay formed Thor's Hammer.

quote:

The government is a republic with a Prime Mistress at its head (there have been numerous discussions as to what to name the head of state but with no real good alternatives). You got to understand Haven was founded primarily to be an international safe house for women around the world. Unwanted daughters from China, girls from Africa seeking better educational opportunities (thanks to a large number of super-intelligent womyn)

Ambivalent fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Apr 23, 2009

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Christ almighty... even I find this offensive.

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Ambivalent posted:




Why are there children on the cover?

Ambivalent
Oct 14, 2006

The funny thing is the guy making that Superpowered Women RPG wanted to make a feminist RPG because he loves Ursula Le Guin and some other Romantic Fantasy writers, and also loves Superheroes. It's over at RPG.net.

Red_Mage
Jul 23, 2007
I SHOULD BE FUCKING PERMABANNED BUT IN THE MEANTIME ASK ME ABOUT MY FAILED KICKSTARTER AND RUNNING OFF WITH THE MONEY

Meme Emulator posted:

Why are there children on the cover?

In herland men are unnecessary for reproduction, that's why

Mikan
Sep 5, 2007

by Radium

Hmm, remember when dnd was dnd and not magic?

Its what I hate about 4th ed that they've turned it into such a mechanicly finicky game. Like, I can summon a crackling pillar of lightning that lashes out at my enemies, but it wont hit them if we force them into the square? Or any number of other things that has them beside the square...

This is upsetting. I understand that its a different game, but right now we're at a level where semantics is the basis of play, taking prescedence over roleplaying world immersion.

I don't know why they would want this to be a really awful soft control spell, so I assume its paraphrased. But its possible it was too powerful, in this powergaming system and they revised it into obsolescence as R&D has often done

slap me and kiss me
Apr 1, 2008

You best protect ya neck
I must take a moment to point out, having studied real swordplay, that boffering is nothing like real swordplay, not because of the massive stylistic differences and total lack of training posessed by most players, but that the weapons are nowhere near hefty enough to create the right physics dynamics to make it anything like real swordplay.
Most of my steel weapons weigh about 2-3 lbs. A boffer weighs one pound if you're really lucky, and has little to no balance. Boffer fighting is typically about tagging someone at high speed, whereas using a steel blade involves making a good strong cleaving cut, or a nice solid drawn slash, or a piercing stab, no holding back.
The biggest difference is that studying real swordplay involves learning to inflict unglorious, nasty pain on another human being. Boffer fighting is supposed to be for fun.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Actual question: In 4th if you slide/push/pull someone through an area effect it doesn't hit them? I'm actually surprised if that's true.

Mikan
Sep 5, 2007

by Radium

Seftir posted:

Actual question: In 4th if you slide/push/pull someone through an area effect it doesn't hit them? I'm actually surprised if that's true.

Other people corrected the dude and made fun of him.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Mikan posted:

Other people corrected the dude and made fun of him.

Good. I imagine that's a pretty powerful tactic and I figured it'd be awesome to pull off. And if it was the other way I'd houserule it to work.

h_double
Jul 27, 2001
If I'm going to play an RPG with all female PCs, it's going to be Macho Women With Guns.




(the original version, not the d20 Mongoose remake)

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

h_double posted:

If I'm going to play an RPG with all female PCs, it's going to be Macho Women With Guns.




(the original version, not the d20 Mongoose remake)

Boy do I have the URL to beat that:

http://www.hotchicksthegame.com/

h_double
Jul 27, 2001

namesake posted:

Boy do I have the URL to beat that:

http://www.hotchicksthegame.com/

Yeah but thing is, MWWG is actually a pretty good game (it's primarily a set of tactical combat rules with RPG chargen + jokes added on) that's fairly funny and clever and well designed. I haven't seen Hot Chicks before, but all that Poser-looking artwork on the covers probably isn't a good sign.

Joudas
Sep 29, 2005

Now here's a kid who's whole world got all twisted,
leaving him stranded on a rock in the sky...
At the core of every decision to use poser art is someone settling for less. It always makes me think of someone being handed the piece that we're looking at and going "Umm..I guess it's good enough".

Ambivalent
Oct 14, 2006

Poser art is inherently horrifying.

Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
Probation
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Soiled Meat

Ambivalent posted:

Poser art is inherently horrifying.

It's got that uncanny-valley quality to it.

What I don't get is why groups like Marvel and DC, supposedly big on art, occasionally commission stories using it.

lastexyle
Nov 13, 2006

by Smythe

Etherwind posted:

groups like Marvel and DC, supposedly big on art

I take it you don't actually read comics. Yes, I know, coming from someone with an anime avatar, but just because I like some bad art doesn't mean I'm blind to quality. It also probably something to do with the whole new media craze sweeping every industry. Computer generated <anything> is the way of the future :iamafag:

Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 39 days!
Soiled Meat

lastexyle posted:

I take it you don't actually read comics.

You're correct, I don't generally. The few I've read have varied in quality, but mostly been pretty decent (or downright exceptional).

A friend showed me "Joker Day" though, and it was full of poser art. Really decent storyline otherwise.

h_double
Jul 27, 2001

quote:

I was thinking of creating a fantasy setting based on the premise that several real world gaming geeks were magically transported to a fantasy world and somehow gained great power over that world and ability to influence it. The geeks divided up the world and eventually each became the center of his or her own nation made that nation the epitome of what that geek sees as awesomeness. For example, from just a few gamers I know in person - one is really into feminism and the idea of strong women along with left wing politics, he designed a setting that had a nation which was kind of a nature focused socialistic matriarchy. Another gamer I know really thinks that eugenics and a harsh Darwinian struggle for survival of the fittest (yeah, I know, I hang out with a diverse crowd) is cool and he once created a game setting where the dominant culture had some of those qualities.

So basically, each of the geeks transported from the real world has a number of ideas (both styles and ideologies) that they really like and think are cool and the nation they form in the game world is basically the result of that wish fulfillment. This, of course, has the potential to get weird or campy with nations made up of lesbian ninja catgirls (I think maybe that is how the Drow came to be) but for the most part I think it would be slightly more well rounded, at least the majority of nations.

Anyway, what I need help with is ideas for different sorts of nations that would exist - what represents the wish fulfillments of various gamer geeks here on this site? So as not to have strawman ideas with people creating caricatures of what other people might like, I want to see the nation ideas that each poster thinks is cool.

So, what is your ideal fantasy nation? What do you think is awesome and cool? What would be your own personal wish fulfillment nation that you would make for yourself given great power in a fantasy-esque world? I would ask that the ideas be kept generally to the realm of fantasy without too much incursion into modern or science fiction, but other than that go all out even if it includes lesbian ninja catgirls.


quote:

All trees and women would be made out of bacon. You would never go without a meal! Everyone would look like an anime. Religion and government would be banned. The women would find my rolls of fat incredibly attractive.

Mikan
Sep 5, 2007

by Radium

Remember when Blue Rose came out? Yeah. I bought it too.

My recent trip to San Diego has got me thinking about dusting off and actually running this abomination of a D&D one shot My Little Pegasus.

Only now I'd make the Kobold's all 1 hp minions and have the epic boss fight be with Kareena backed up by a skeleton archer named Hank, two zombies named Bobby and Sheila respectively, and have Diana chained up at Kareena's feet.

Critique this info dump of exposition:
Quote:
Ten centuries of peace have been shattered by the arrival of the Kareena and Eric the Chosen of Tiamat and their army of Kobolds. In three short months, the army has laid siege to the Dream Castle, destroyed the Rainbow bridge to Butterfly Island, pillaged the villages of the Dream valley, assassinated Queen Rosedust, and captured her adopted human daughter Diana.

Fool hardy as ever, Lucky the Pony has set off from the sanctuary of the Flutter valley in the dead of night to rescue Diana all by himself. Handsome and stupid he will likely get himself captured by the forces of Kareena and put everyone lives at risk.

Together your ragged rebel herd of Pegasus ponies, and magical ponies, led by Princess pony Twinkle Bloom must brave the Rollypolly Wood to save Lucky and rescue Diana from the clutches of Kareena before all of Ponyland is destroyed.
Even though the adventure was designed with Blue Rose in mind, I think it would be even better as a 3.5 game. I started redesigning the pregens to be three Pegasus Pony psionic characters (psychoportationist, psychic warrior, and a soul knife for that Unicorn action), plus a bard who can cast Glitterdust, a Princess Pony marshal, and a healer.

Lucky is now a ditzy Paladin of Freedom stud. Although really, playing a healer might not be as fun as playing a Paladin of Freedom stud in a party of mares. Might have to work on that angle.

The bad guys are all taken from the D&D cartoon and made METAL! Positing that Venger's sister Kareena became a servant of Tiamat and with Eric's help slew Venger...etc.

So are you scared that somebody mixed Heavy Metal, My Little Pony, the D&D Cartoon and Blue Rose together?

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Mikan posted:

In three short months, the army has laid siege to the Dream Castle, destroyed the Rainbow bridge to Butterfly Island, pillaged the villages of the Dream valley, assassinated Queen Rosedust, and captured her adopted human daughter Diana.

Together your ragged rebel herd of Pegasus ponies, and magical ponies, led by Princess pony Twinkle Bloom must brave the Rollypolly Wood to save Lucky and rescue Diana from the clutches of Kareena before all of Ponyland is destroyed.
No loving joke, I would play this game in a heartbeat.

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Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
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Soiled Meat
That sounds fantastic. I would also play that in a heartbeat.

However...

quote:

Lucky is now a ditzy Paladin of Freedom stud. Although really, playing a healer might not be as fun as playing a Paladin of Freedom stud in a party of mares. Might have to work on that angle.

Could we leave this part out? :cry: