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That site just makes me sad. I can't even bring myself to make fun of it, I just get depressed.
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 08:12 |
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I would love to have more nerdy friends but sometimes I can't handle the ones I've got, much less the kind of nerds that would advertise themselves on a site like that. I am a self-loathing nerd.
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 14:20 |
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Real grognards don't have time for dating sites; they are too busy basing Gurkha miniatures and writing angry rants about the Rolemaster magic system.
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 15:37 |
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Red_Mage posted:
indiana jorts
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 18:04 |
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I'm a totally perfect guy that all girls want, but inexplicably I'm alone. Meanwhile, I spend all my time and energy in mock combat with nerf medieval weaponry. Oh, except for when I'm obsessing about anime. Here let me list my favorites so you can compare them to your favorites. ...Laaaydies.
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 19:51 |
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Leperflesh posted:Meanwhile, I spend all my time and energy in mock combat with nerf medieval weaponry. hey now he's probably in p. good shape from all that fighting
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 19:54 |
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Seftir posted:my god It's too rich to get lost in this one, too pretty to hide.
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 20:14 |
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I'll start it here or in GBS. Fairly sure it'd be successful either way
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 22:04 |
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Here would be better.
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 22:08 |
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Etherwind posted:Here would be better. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3123194
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 22:30 |
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TG Discussion: Camping Out for Star Wars Tickets, Laughing at the Guy with the Lightsaber
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 22:31 |
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h_double posted:TG Discussion: Camping Out for Star Wars Tickets, Laughing at the Guy with the Lightsaber Nah we have lightsabers, we laugh at the guy who shows up in full Stormtrooper or Rebel armor complete with details about squad and planet of service, who then goes on to berate others for having inaccurate costumes.
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# ? Apr 22, 2009 23:02 |
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Seftir posted:I attack with my dagger! Yeah, she realized that was out. Her attack ended up being "I drop my Torch!" which she used twice. Thankfully the more capable PC's had already set everything up for her by webbing her duplicate, who somehow managed to self stabilize before combusting from burning web damage, so the torch was dropped on her charred duplicates body to provide that extra oomph of damage to finish the job.
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# ? Apr 23, 2009 14:37 |
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quote:Welcome to a world split in two, where women live in harmony in their own country while men live across the sea in a society of their own. The society of women seems perfect, but what is the true cost of their luxury and peace? There is a war going on, but it is a war of secrecy, hidden from the public view. And if that doesn't draw you in, how about this: all of the PCs must be female. Edit: A while back, people here (not this thread) were poking fun at a thread on the White Wolf forums complaining that Virtues and Vices were Christian and Western-biased, and later in the thread someone had started to come up with Virtues and Vices suitable for playing Muslim characters, and other stuff. Does anyone have a link or know if it's possible to find that thread still? Ambivalent fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Apr 23, 2009 |
# ? Apr 23, 2009 20:12 |
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I'll have my sheet in later.
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# ? Apr 23, 2009 20:20 |
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quote:There is a war going on, but it is a war of secrecy, hidden from the public view. And if that doesn't draw you in, how about this: all of the PCs must be female. Next up, a RPG where black people drive like this and white people drive like this.
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# ? Apr 23, 2009 20:52 |
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Herland was originally a slightly bizarre first/proto-second wave feminist novel. Its right up there with wraethu in terms of unnecessary RPGs
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# ? Apr 23, 2009 21:21 |
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blurry! posted:Next up, a RPG where black people drive like this and white people drive like this. Creepy males playing women in a tabletop game? What sort of sorcery is this.
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# ? Apr 23, 2009 21:31 |
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So this guy is making an RPG setting that is like Aberrant, except only women get superpowers.quote:June 1954, Lady Liberty and Mister America premier as government sponsored "Capes" quote:In the background the Starkweather Corporation is trying all it can to create a man with superpowers; the closest they got was Kymera a horrific creature that could take on the traits of anything it ate. quote:Yeah there is a major reaction against the superwomyn, represented by the eruption of "masculinist" organizations. The two largest of these organizations are the Sons of Hercules and Thor's Hammer. They were once one organization but they had a split over homosexuality in their ranks. So those that felt that being gay did not diminish them as men formed the SoH and those that were anti-gay formed Thor's Hammer. quote:The government is a republic with a Prime Mistress at its head (there have been numerous discussions as to what to name the head of state but with no real good alternatives). You got to understand Haven was founded primarily to be an international safe house for women around the world. Unwanted daughters from China, girls from Africa seeking better educational opportunities (thanks to a large number of super-intelligent womyn) Ambivalent fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Apr 23, 2009 |
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Christ almighty... even I find this offensive.
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# ? Apr 23, 2009 22:57 |
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Why are there children on the cover?
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# ? Apr 23, 2009 23:07 |
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The funny thing is the guy making that Superpowered Women RPG wanted to make a feminist RPG because he loves Ursula Le Guin and some other Romantic Fantasy writers, and also loves Superheroes. It's over at RPG.net.
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# ? Apr 23, 2009 23:41 |
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Meme Emulator posted:Why are there children on the cover? In herland men are unnecessary for reproduction, that's why
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# ? Apr 23, 2009 23:52 |
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Hmm, remember when dnd was dnd and not magic? Its what I hate about 4th ed that they've turned it into such a mechanicly finicky game. Like, I can summon a crackling pillar of lightning that lashes out at my enemies, but it wont hit them if we force them into the square? Or any number of other things that has them beside the square... This is upsetting. I understand that its a different game, but right now we're at a level where semantics is the basis of play, taking prescedence over roleplaying world immersion. I don't know why they would want this to be a really awful soft control spell, so I assume its paraphrased. But its possible it was too powerful, in this powergaming system and they revised it into obsolescence as R&D has often done
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# ? Apr 24, 2009 03:43 |
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I must take a moment to point out, having studied real swordplay, that boffering is nothing like real swordplay, not because of the massive stylistic differences and total lack of training posessed by most players, but that the weapons are nowhere near hefty enough to create the right physics dynamics to make it anything like real swordplay. Most of my steel weapons weigh about 2-3 lbs. A boffer weighs one pound if you're really lucky, and has little to no balance. Boffer fighting is typically about tagging someone at high speed, whereas using a steel blade involves making a good strong cleaving cut, or a nice solid drawn slash, or a piercing stab, no holding back. The biggest difference is that studying real swordplay involves learning to inflict unglorious, nasty pain on another human being. Boffer fighting is supposed to be for fun.
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# ? Apr 24, 2009 03:50 |
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Actual question: In 4th if you slide/push/pull someone through an area effect it doesn't hit them? I'm actually surprised if that's true.
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# ? Apr 24, 2009 05:23 |
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Seftir posted:Actual question: In 4th if you slide/push/pull someone through an area effect it doesn't hit them? I'm actually surprised if that's true. Other people corrected the dude and made fun of him.
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# ? Apr 24, 2009 05:29 |
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Mikan posted:Other people corrected the dude and made fun of him. Good. I imagine that's a pretty powerful tactic and I figured it'd be awesome to pull off. And if it was the other way I'd houserule it to work.
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# ? Apr 24, 2009 05:32 |
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If I'm going to play an RPG with all female PCs, it's going to be Macho Women With Guns. (the original version, not the d20 Mongoose remake)
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# ? Apr 24, 2009 17:09 |
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h_double posted:If I'm going to play an RPG with all female PCs, it's going to be Macho Women With Guns. Boy do I have the URL to beat that: http://www.hotchicksthegame.com/
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# ? Apr 24, 2009 17:17 |
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namesake posted:Boy do I have the URL to beat that: Yeah but thing is, MWWG is actually a pretty good game (it's primarily a set of tactical combat rules with RPG chargen + jokes added on) that's fairly funny and clever and well designed. I haven't seen Hot Chicks before, but all that Poser-looking artwork on the covers probably isn't a good sign.
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# ? Apr 24, 2009 17:33 |
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At the core of every decision to use poser art is someone settling for less. It always makes me think of someone being handed the piece that we're looking at and going "Umm..I guess it's good enough".
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# ? Apr 25, 2009 14:53 |
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Poser art is inherently horrifying.
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# ? Apr 25, 2009 21:04 |
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Ambivalent posted:Poser art is inherently horrifying. It's got that uncanny-valley quality to it. What I don't get is why groups like Marvel and DC, supposedly big on art, occasionally commission stories using it.
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# ? Apr 25, 2009 21:21 |
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Etherwind posted:groups like Marvel and DC, supposedly big on art I take it you don't actually read comics. Yes, I know, coming from someone with an anime avatar, but just because I like some bad art doesn't mean I'm blind to quality. It also probably something to do with the whole new media craze sweeping every industry. Computer generated <anything> is the way of the future :iamafag:
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# ? Apr 25, 2009 22:14 |
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lastexyle posted:I take it you don't actually read comics. You're correct, I don't generally. The few I've read have varied in quality, but mostly been pretty decent (or downright exceptional). A friend showed me "Joker Day" though, and it was full of poser art. Really decent storyline otherwise.
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# ? Apr 25, 2009 22:52 |
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quote:I was thinking of creating a fantasy setting based on the premise that several real world gaming geeks were magically transported to a fantasy world and somehow gained great power over that world and ability to influence it. The geeks divided up the world and eventually each became the center of his or her own nation made that nation the epitome of what that geek sees as awesomeness. For example, from just a few gamers I know in person - one is really into feminism and the idea of strong women along with left wing politics, he designed a setting that had a nation which was kind of a nature focused socialistic matriarchy. Another gamer I know really thinks that eugenics and a harsh Darwinian struggle for survival of the fittest (yeah, I know, I hang out with a diverse crowd) is cool and he once created a game setting where the dominant culture had some of those qualities. quote:All trees and women would be made out of bacon. You would never go without a meal! Everyone would look like an anime. Religion and government would be banned. The women would find my rolls of fat incredibly attractive.
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# ? Apr 27, 2009 11:25 |
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Remember when Blue Rose came out? Yeah. I bought it too. My recent trip to San Diego has got me thinking about dusting off and actually running this abomination of a D&D one shot My Little Pegasus. Only now I'd make the Kobold's all 1 hp minions and have the epic boss fight be with Kareena backed up by a skeleton archer named Hank, two zombies named Bobby and Sheila respectively, and have Diana chained up at Kareena's feet. Critique this info dump of exposition: Quote: Ten centuries of peace have been shattered by the arrival of the Kareena and Eric the Chosen of Tiamat and their army of Kobolds. In three short months, the army has laid siege to the Dream Castle, destroyed the Rainbow bridge to Butterfly Island, pillaged the villages of the Dream valley, assassinated Queen Rosedust, and captured her adopted human daughter Diana. Fool hardy as ever, Lucky the Pony has set off from the sanctuary of the Flutter valley in the dead of night to rescue Diana all by himself. Handsome and stupid he will likely get himself captured by the forces of Kareena and put everyone lives at risk. Together your ragged rebel herd of Pegasus ponies, and magical ponies, led by Princess pony Twinkle Bloom must brave the Rollypolly Wood to save Lucky and rescue Diana from the clutches of Kareena before all of Ponyland is destroyed. Even though the adventure was designed with Blue Rose in mind, I think it would be even better as a 3.5 game. I started redesigning the pregens to be three Pegasus Pony psionic characters (psychoportationist, psychic warrior, and a soul knife for that Unicorn action), plus a bard who can cast Glitterdust, a Princess Pony marshal, and a healer. Lucky is now a ditzy Paladin of Freedom stud. Although really, playing a healer might not be as fun as playing a Paladin of Freedom stud in a party of mares. Might have to work on that angle. The bad guys are all taken from the D&D cartoon and made METAL! Positing that Venger's sister Kareena became a servant of Tiamat and with Eric's help slew Venger...etc. So are you scared that somebody mixed Heavy Metal, My Little Pony, the D&D Cartoon and Blue Rose together?
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# ? Apr 27, 2009 11:36 |
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Mikan posted:In three short months, the army has laid siege to the Dream Castle, destroyed the Rainbow bridge to Butterfly Island, pillaged the villages of the Dream valley, assassinated Queen Rosedust, and captured her adopted human daughter Diana.
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# ? Apr 27, 2009 13:38 |
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That sounds fantastic. I would also play that in a heartbeat. However... quote:Lucky is now a ditzy Paladin of Freedom stud. Although really, playing a healer might not be as fun as playing a Paladin of Freedom stud in a party of mares. Might have to work on that angle. Could we leave this part out?
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