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dee eight posted:the naked king of shoreditch No need to fear that one. The bucket woman however.
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An yeah, this is the park weirdo I was thinking of
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Around where I live there was a guy who haunted the mall nicknamed “The Jiggler” guess what he did
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Scratch Monkey posted:Around where I live there was a guy who haunted the mall nicknamed “The Jiggler” guess what he did
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So that's what Bill Cosby has been doing with his time lately PS don't eat those jigglers
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Scratch Monkey posted:Around where I live there was a guy who haunted the mall nicknamed “The Jiggler” guess what he did Handed out samples of Jell-O? efb
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When I was growing up there was a man in town who lived in the halfway house and who would every day stand outside, shirtless, on a downtown street corner, and wave at all the traffic. They called him the Suntan Man, and I have since learned that many communities around the state had guys like him. I wonder if they ever got together to swap stories or if they considered each other competition.
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Brawnfire posted:Like Bill as the Heat Waver? I was thinking exactly the same - Bill Dauterive, the Heat Waver
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Howard Beale posted:When I was growing up there was a man in town who lived in the halfway house and who would every day stand outside, shirtless, on a downtown street corner, and wave at all the traffic. They called him the Suntan Man, and I have since learned that many communities around the state had guys like him. I wonder if they ever got together to swap stories or if they considered each other competition. Many communities around the country have this Spoilers, thanks reagan
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why the hell not, square
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you show me a guy hangin out in a weird suit, or waving at traffic shirtless, ill show you someone who's not causin any fuckin problems
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stay safe from burglars and trolls, especially if your neighborhood includes both young and old people
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Is this a rare sort of paranoia or is the whole media frenzie about crime in the USA actually got people calling the police directly about a guy who walked by my house??? Hello police, I didn't get a good luck at him, but some sort of guy in pants and a backback with a beard and shoes was seen in my neighbourhood. Officer, please take note for your records. FBI, I hope this information leads to the arrest of a major federal crime kingpin. I have like a hundred guys walk past my house every day, I can't imagine calling the police or posting on nextdoor about it.
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In a related vein one of my neighbors—a Trump/Thin Blue Line rear end in a top hat, no surprise—just bought a security system that bellows “you are being recorded” any time anyone walks on the sidewalk in front of his house. Because I like to go for a walk during a Zoom meeting, I trip it at least once a day, and I flip it off every time. We live in, of course, the quietest neighborhood around, with cops and firefighters all over the place. Exactly where you need all the security in the world. (I sometimes don’t even lock my door.)
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Baronjutter posted:Is this a rare sort of paranoia or is the whole media frenzie about crime in the USA actually got people calling the police directly about a guy who walked by my house??? Hello police, I didn't get a good luck at him, but some sort of guy in pants and a backback with a beard and shoes was seen in my neighbourhood. Officer, please take note for your records. FBI, I hope this information leads to the arrest of a major federal crime kingpin. my dad got all paranoid because around COVID lockdown, there started to be a lot of cars driving "aimlessly" around his neighborhood "casing everyone's houses" my brother and I had to explain doordash to him, then remind him that his neighborhood is all acre plots and nobody can read the goddamn house addresses from the street, and this has been a known issue in that neighborhood regarding any kind of delivery since it got built up in the late 80's-early 90's MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Mar 11, 2024 |
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Baronjutter posted:is the whole media frenzie about crime in the USA actually got people calling the police directly about a guy who walked by my house??? yes. heck, the cops often cut out the middleman and just directly harass anyone who looks like they aren't from the area or are otherwise up to no good (usually some combination of black, hispanic, young, or poor) there's a reason the Karen term struck such a chord and spread so fast. lots of people here eagerly weaponize authority against others and it makes poo poo suck for the rest of us who are just looking for a friend's house and our phone battery is dead
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Someone who dropped off a big rear end bookshelf on my partner's porch while she wasn't home was legitimately concerned that someone might steal it. 
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Scratch Monkey posted:Around where I live there was a guy who haunted the mall nicknamed “The Jiggler” guess what he did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEvsusWH0M4
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tracecomplete posted:In a related vein one of my neighbors—a Trump/Thin Blue Line rear end in a top hat, no surprise—just bought a security system that bellows “you are being recorded” any time anyone walks on the sidewalk in front of his house. Because I like to go for a walk during a Zoom meeting, I trip it at least once a day, and I flip it off every time. Someone on the block adjacent to mine has that, and I also flip it off every time! Glad to know I'm not alone. I wonder if those people just have videos of every single neighbor of theirs flipping the bird.
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At least there's that tiktok tend where kids use all those cameras for paintball target practice
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Someone who dropped off a big rear end bookshelf on my partner's porch while she wasn't home was legitimately concerned that someone might steal it. My in-laws are constantly telling me that someone's going to steal the Halloween decorations from my lawn, like there's gangs of roaming teenage punks just itching to get a bunch of weather-worn plastic skeletons and foam tombstones.
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A Fancy Hat posted:My in-laws are constantly telling me that someone's going to steal the Halloween decorations from my lawn, like there's gangs of roaming teenage punks just itching to get a bunch of weather-worn plastic skeletons and foam tombstones. the only time a friend of mine had his halloween decorations vandalized is when he had a big dinosaur blow up thing get its cord cut by his very christian neighbour lol
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security company door-to-door salesmen lie and say there have been car break ins and porch pirates in the neighborhood to sell their poo poo. they all do it, it's part of their script. I'm sure that gets the olds all riled up
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A Fancy Hat posted:My in-laws are constantly telling me that someone's going to steal the Halloween decorations from my lawn, like there's gangs of roaming teenage punks just itching to get a bunch of weather-worn plastic skeletons and foam tombstones. To be totally fair I definitely used to do this all the time as a teenager
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My parents' neighborhood used to have a kid who would smash in Jack-o'-lanterns. Turned out to be a remarkably fat squirrel. It was loving up those puckins so bad they looked kicked
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Sorry I can't find a specific current thread - so sorry if this is the wrong thread. But it's funny as hell - I view Quora as similar to Yahoo Answers:  (FYI: we are vegetarian and don't give a flying gently caress what other people eat.) E: covered up users name. nunsexmonkrock fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Mar 11, 2024 |
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Brawnfire posted:My parents' neighborhood used to have a kid who would smash in Jack-o'-lanterns. That squirrel was probably high on fentanyl!!!
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20 years ago my suburban neighborhood had one group of kids that would steal lawn decorations, especially gnomes, and use them to decorate their bandit's hideout deep in the adjacent woods. If people left out basketballs in their driveways, kids would take them and throw them into this ravine on the edge of the neighborhood. Also lots of vandalism of yellow ribbons, that was totally fine. I feel like it's got to be harder to do these crimes with a greater prevalence of motion sensor lights and also cameras
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Having a normal one. (all of these are within an hour of each other, sometimes minutes).   This person has been probated a number of times and banned at least once. If you're wondering what the link is to, it's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMksz5yiut4 Yes, the guy is so hosed in the head he doesn't realize the video is satire/parody. He gets free speech!  
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I am so tired of sharing space with these random fuckwits. There is always more stupidity and it is always worse.
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Brawnfire posted:Someone on the block adjacent to mine has that, and I also flip it off every time! Glad to know I'm not alone. Do we all live in the same neighborhood, or are these assholes common? I walk a lot for my health, and tend to either wear a hat or a bandana to keep sun off/sweat out of my eyes. I wonder how many times I've been reported as a miscreant .
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Panfilo posted:
🎵No duck porn, ple-ease🎶 Every day they’re out there making 🎶duck tales🎵 woo ooh
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rotinaj posted:🎵No duck porn, ple-ease🎶 Lmao now I'm going to have that theme song stuck in my head. Guess it's reassuring to know that instead of racist posts this Nextdoor is too busy perving on their airbnb guests out in the pool.
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Jeepers gently caress, I took a multi-year hiatus from SA and this thread is still going. BBQ chicken wings 4ever.
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This is no doubt the next r/relationships thread. It will only die when Nextdoor does
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it’s got goons’ two favorite pastimes in the bag, e-stalking and complaining
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Panfilo posted:
Oddly enough, I saw two ducks loving while I was driving to work today.
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