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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
the title should be defended once every four years like an olympic medal or presidential election

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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


"It's a gimmick for a champion to defend his belt." AAAAAAAH

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Said guy also calls Orange Cassidy pockets and looks like he was hit in the face with a shovel

So your typical cornette fan

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
once someone wins the belt they hold it for life as they clearly have the mandate of heaven

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


Man the eternal Roman run really did fry what was left of their brains, didn't it?

Kurash
May 12, 2008

rotinaj posted:

Said guy also calls Orange Cassidy pockets and looks like he was hit in the face with a shovel

So your typical cornette fan

Weakminded poo poo thinking how this guy looks like is at all relevant

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

PlasticAutomaton posted:

Man the eternal Roman run really did fry what was left of their brains, didn't it?

It really did and stuff like that is only going to get worse because HHH likes long title reigns

I don't mind long title reigns but at this stage of my life after too many decades of watching wrestling I don't think anyone should hold a title longer than maybe 18 months

Maybe it's just because as I get older I get bored more easily and maybe it's because I notice patterns everywhere but 12-18 months is long enough for anyone to establish themselves as a credible champion, keep the legacy of the belt intact by not playing Attitude Era hot potato with it, and enough time to establish multiple strong contenders

Longer than that and it's just like yeah OK I don't care anymore let me know when you lose

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Kurash posted:

Weakminded poo poo thinking how this guy looks like is at all relevant

I’m sorry but your x avatar is not a good shot

Kurash
May 12, 2008

rotinaj posted:

I’m sorry but your x avatar is not a good shot

Equivocating that with his dumbass takes only makes you look like poo poo

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/realskmohib/status/1792375614164668603

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Listen here, this thing that is good... is actually bad :smug:

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

He should get fat again

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

He should get fat again

no question to it

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Beef Jerky Robot posted:

He should get fat again

And this should be his theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCvATcJ6d1Y

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

He should get fat again

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

If you don’t like a Walter match you genuinely, don’t like wrestling. Imagine him and Ospreay, i’d start hooting and hollering japanese phrases from Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon in excitement

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

He wrestles like Eddie Kingston got that deer wasting disease. Overrated, overhyped

Eeevil
Oct 28, 2010

Well obviously he didn't see it, or he'd be wearing a hardhat :colbert:

This guy is overrated but also everyone agrees with me that he's bad

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

What the hell?!

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




C. Everett Koop posted:

the title should be defended once every four years like an olympic medal or presidential election

This, but also in reverse, elections should involve promos and the like. The olympics too.

"Sleepy Joe! The numbers don't lie! And they spell disaster for you, at the polling station." or maybe "We're heading towards the close of Ablyazin's rings program, and he's been impressive so far... IS THAT ZANETTI'S MUSIC? IT IS! IT'S ZANETTI! WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!"

I'd watch the olympics if they did that, I'll tell you that much.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Nobody ever became a success in wrestling with a limited moveset.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Kosmo Gallion posted:

Listen here, this thing that is good... is actually bad :smug:

I mean this has been SA's modus operandi for like 25 years now lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

rotinaj posted:

Said guy also calls Orange Cassidy pockets and looks like he was hit in the face with a shovel

So your typical cornette fan

insane take. orange is very handsome.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
That seems like bait but whatever

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Eat My Fuc posted:

If you don’t like a Walter match you genuinely, don’t like wrestling. Imagine him and Ospreay, i’d start hooting and hollering japanese phrases from Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon in excitement

heres a treat for you

https://youtu.be/FPTemrD73-w?si=3clR1BBDDuyTcwXY

if they wrestled now it would be an all timer match

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
Walter puts you in touch with your deepest primate urge of man hit other man hard ooga booga

That's why he owns

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

his name is gunther

gunther stark (don’t google this)

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

JUNGLE BOY posted:

his name is gunther

gunther stark (don’t google this)

In fairness, WWE didn't bother to.

Actually, someone there probably they did and thought they were being clever.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Hoss Corncave posted:

In fairness, WWE didn't bother to.

Actually, someone there probably they did and thought they were being clever.

vince had dildos named after wrestlers he 1000% wanted gunther to have a nazi name

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Suplex Liberace posted:

heres a treat for you

https://youtu.be/FPTemrD73-w?si=3clR1BBDDuyTcwXY

if they wrestled now it would be an all timer match

This is that good poo poo!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/janosgfx/status/1792249637144772750

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

tony cancelling meat madness confirmed that it is all petite wrestling

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://x.com/TherealRVD/status/1189626200051728384

the funniest part is i’m pretty sure rvd coined it or at least popularized it

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I'm glad he has since seen the light (money and weed)

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

JUNGLE BOY posted:

tony cancelling meat madness confirmed that it is all petite wrestling

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

all petite wrestling is kind of funny tho

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

post hole digger posted:

all petite wrestling is kind of funny tho

It is very funny

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

JUNGLE BOY posted:

tony cancelling meat madness confirmed that it is all petite wrestling

tiny's refusal to sign anyone over 400lbs is a sign of his true cowardese and if anything is probably body shaming

a pox on your house tiny con for not being where the big boys play

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



This is what happens when you fire CM Punk when he tried to get fat

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

post hole digger posted:

all petite wrestling is kind of funny tho

It’s really really good

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