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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Think about how many books you could read in the time it takes you to read Moby Dick. Books that aren't full of made-up bullshit about whales

"In the time it took you to listen to The White Album, you could have listened to Reign In Blood like, three times."

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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Yeah

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Good gently caress the beatles

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Flint_Paper posted:

Boy do I ever have news for you! There's a new Locke Lamora book due out soon!

Well. I say soon. I don't think there's a date, but a draft of it has definitely been written.

If I believe you that would make me a bigger mark than anyone in the series.

winnydpu
May 3, 2007
Sugartime Jones

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Think about how many books you could read in the time it takes you to read Moby Dick. Books that aren't full of made-up bullshit about whales

Moby Dick is worth reading once, its a batshit rollercoaster mix of a well written piece of fiction with whole chapters of non-fiction and big chunks of a play with stage direction and everything. Its a stretch, but it kind of feels to other fiction the way Dwarf Fortress feels to other video games. No sane person would every develop either but the result is something wholly unique.

woke kaczynski
Jan 23, 2015

How do you do, fellow antifa?



Fun Shoe

Mister Speaker posted:

"In the time it took you to listen to The White Album, you could have listened to Reign In Blood like, three times."

Hell yeah what a good idea

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

lmao cum

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



cum whale, holy grail

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Jabberlock posted:

cum whale, holy grail

Why read moby dick when you could listen to Leviathan like three times?

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Jabberlock posted:

cum whale, holy grail

spread your cheeks with blood and thunder

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Flint_Paper posted:

Assigned Harpoon At Berth, amirite

:nice:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









winnydpu posted:

Moby Dick is worth reading once, its a batshit rollercoaster mix of a well written piece of fiction with whole chapters of non-fiction and big chunks of a play with stage direction and everything. Its a stretch, but it kind of feels to other fiction the way Dwarf Fortress feels to other video games. No sane person would every develop either but the result is something wholly unique.

This is actually a perfect comparison

Whale Fortress

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



What if we took the terrible feature every user loving despises...and made it 1000x worse

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Advertisers love it when you describe your platform with terms like "swarms taking over" and "hopeless losing battle".

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

zoux posted:



What if we took the terrible feature every user loving despises...and made it 1000x worse

On the upside, just THINK of how efficient it will be as a blocklist!

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

McCracAttack posted:

Advertisers love it when you describe your platform with terms like "swarms taking over" and "hopeless losing battle".

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

You should be able to buy other people Twitter blue so they get laughed at.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

So the For You page will now be completely worthless? Haven't touched it in ages anyway.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

they're inevitably going to start forcing you over to For You again, it's already starting with a recent update to the app where pressing the home button when you're already at the top of the Following timeline sends you to For You

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

repiv posted:

they're inevitably going to start forcing you over to For You again, it's already starting with a recent update to the app where pressing the home button when you're already at the top of the Following timeline sends you to For You

Ah, and then I guess they'll get rid of the Following timeline so Twitter is just watching paid users advertise to each other.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/erinhahn_author/status/1640417666841100288

Arming teachers always sounded like a hilarious plan.

"Sorry, no pay raise again this year. $37,000 will remain your salary. Now moving on to new business, here's a gun."

wash bucket has a new favorite as of 02:41 on Mar 28, 2023

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Warbird posted:

You should be able to buy other people Twitter blue so they get laughed at.

They're going to let you hide your check lol

https://twitter.com/alex193a/status/1638275630428049411

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

zoux posted:

They're going to let you hide your check lol

https://twitter.com/alex193a/status/1638275630428049411

lol and anyone who does will be outed by the new for you page

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/erinhahn_author/status/1640417666841100288

Arming teachers always sounded like a hilarious plan.

"Sorry, no pay raise again this year. $37,000 will remain your salary. Now moving on to new business, here's a gun."

What you think they're just going to give teachers the mandatory gun? They're going to have to purchase it out-of-pocket like the rest of the school supplies.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/erinhahn_author/status/1640417666841100288

Arming teachers always sounded like a hilarious plan.

"Sorry, no pay raise again this year. $37,000 will remain your salary. Now moving on to new business, here's a gun."

Destroying public education is the plan. Bullets, Not Books would just be another step towards the finish line.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Warbird posted:

You should be able to buy other people Twitter blue so they get laughed at.

But what if someone buys it for themselves and claims other people did it to harass them.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

1stGear posted:

But what if someone buys it for themselves and claims other people did it to harass them.

The red text will give it away

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Whole bunch of teachers with guns could well regulate themselves into a decent pay rise.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Inceltown posted:

Whole bunch of teachers .... regulate themselves into a decent pay rise.

Sounds like socialism

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Well poo poo

https://twitter.com/RespectfulMemes/status/1638221681842855947

My dad died when I was like 10, and this hit me right in the feelings.

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/erinhahn_author/status/1640417666841100288

Arming teachers always sounded like a hilarious plan.

"Sorry, no pay raise again this year. $37,000 will remain your salary. Now moving on to new business, here's a gun."

Dozens of heavily-armed, highly-trained, body-armor-wearing police officers were unable to stop one teenager with a rifle in Uvalde. What is a kindergarden teacher with her little pea shooter going to do?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1640465908442316808?t=iYG4OkIIjqyx3K19cDn_bw&s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I haven't seen a computer lay pipe like that since Sex Trek: The Next Gyration.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Nebrilos posted:

Dozens of heavily-armed, highly-trained, body-armor-wearing police officers were unable to stop one teenager with a rifle in Uvalde. What is a kindergarden teacher with her little pea shooter going to do?

The kindergarten teacher would likely feel some kind of moral responsibility to protect and serve her community, unlike cops.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/paul_schnepf/status/1640277487182663684?s=20

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Nebrilos posted:

Dozens of heavily-armed, highly-trained, body-armor-wearing police officers were unable to stop one teenager with a rifle in Uvalde. What is a kindergarden teacher with her little pea shooter going to do?

The average school teacher has a level of physical courage far in excess of the average cop. They're not allowed to shoot students who are having tantrums, for example, or parents who get aggressive.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Tree Bucket posted:

The navy at this time had an extremely high proportion of devout believers among its ranks.
No atheists in fo'c'sles, as they say

I liked this.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mister Speaker posted:

I'm about halfway through Moby Dick for the first time and yeah, not only is it an incredibly dense read full of the flowery language of the 1840s, but the nautical stuff is confusing. It's rather satisfying in the rare occasion when I come across a sailor's term I do understand.

Reading through the milhist thread prepared me for all the obscure military units in book of the new sun

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nebrilos posted:

Dozens of heavily-armed, highly-trained, body-armor-wearing police officers were unable to stop one teenager with a rifle in Uvalde. What is a kindergarden teacher with her little pea shooter going to do?

A teacher is a lot less cowardly than a cop

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Risutora
Dec 28, 2006

give every teacher a gun and the right to shoot one parent per semester, i trust their judgement

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