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Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

Yeah DPM knows already, he edited his post :v:

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

DPM posted:

Holden Camira

I saw a 1986 laser in the wild today
good nick, white with a turquoise stripe

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008
YouTube recommended this channel to me, and I've smashed through his other videos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs5bly4JpRo

He's a fukken grouse bloke that makes his own instruments and plays songs on them. He even does a cover of a Skrillex song lol

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Sarong/wrap skirt update

I've hemmed three sides in contrasting colour thread and it looks great

I put a few small darts in, and two of which can easily be turned into pockets when I feel up to it

It's wild how much it makes a difference, it's a bit long ATM but that's easier to fix than too short

ili
Jul 26, 2003


No such thing as too short matey.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Can whichever oval office that's making up poo poo about how corona in certain boxes is made in china cut it the gently caress out? It's magic round and I've had cunts pull apart cartons of corona to check they're made in Mexico, put it back and then grab another carton three times in five hours now

1) who cares
2) it's bullshit
3) corona is loving dogshit gently caress you

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
only if you help me with a trans fats/trans conspiracy

cant decide if its the lack of trans fats or too much trans fats are making the kids trans

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I personally think clothing stores are in the pocket of big jacket

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
There's a lot of things in the pocket of big jacket. They have deep pockets.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Better than being under the heel of big shoe

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Do you let your wife see your knees?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Yes, but honestly, not often

I'm in pants or a calf length sarong most of the time at home

If we are swimming it's a whole different ruleset for modesty and my knees come out

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011
So you don't wear kneepads on trips to the Harold Holt public pool, then?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
No

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
did wear kneepads on the wedding night though

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Jestery posted:

Yes, but honestly, not often

I'm in pants or a calf length sarong most of the time at home

If we are swimming it's a whole different ruleset for modesty and my knees come out

Only time I wear shorts is in water.

So I share that sentiment.

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

In year 10 i slid on my knees in the hall during PE and the graze took like 5 years to heal

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Regular Wario posted:

did wear kneepads on the wedding night though

Obviously, the lacework was exquisite

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
please be gentle you say to your wife as she takes off your knee length rugby socks

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
"it's my first time" I whisper as I poke her with my toenails that have cut their way through the toes

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Carlos Lantana posted:

I saw a 1986 laser in the wild today
good nick, white with a turquoise stripe

When I first started share housing one of my housemates had a Laser hatchback and you can fit a surprising amount of stuff in those things if you put the back seats down, that little car was a goddamn work horse

We moved so many ridiculous loads of poo poo nicked out of skips in that thing

Livo
Dec 31, 2023
I assume Jestery's online dating profile was this then? 2 minutes 20 seconds in, if linked timecode doesn't work.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Nah, like I said, it's wholey a thing I feel about my knees

People can walk around naked for all I can aslong as my barista isn't getting pubes in my coffee

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
If you told 14yo me that one day my musical taste would mature into Dschinghis Khan and the Baywatch song I'd think he'd have burst into tears.

Jestery posted:

Nah, like I said, it's wholey a thing I feel about my knees

People can walk around naked for all I can aslong as my barista isn't getting pubes in my coffee

We all have those insecurities. I'm self conscious about my hands and fingers and no amount of sense can ever be talked into me about them.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Jestery posted:

Better than being under the heel of big shoe

big boot is back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ktCwbLnHyU

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
a good barista can dunk his nuts in your coffee and leave no pubes

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Regular Wario posted:

a good barista can dunk his nuts in your coffee and leave no pubes

Is it possible to learn this power?

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

When I first started share housing one of my housemates had a Laser hatchback and you can fit a surprising amount of stuff in those things if you put the back seats down, that little car was a goddamn work horse

We moved so many ridiculous loads of poo poo nicked out of skips in that thing

The old lasers were great. I had an 87 in beige and thrashed the poo poo out of it, rarely got it serviced, never put oil in it and it still got to nearly 600,000 ks on the clock before the engine finally killed itself by blowing a hole in the bottom of the block when the engine seized.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.


ffxiv kids are alright

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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i dont think i have ever seen as many people in the australian museum as today

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Regular Wario posted:

i dont think i have ever seen as many people in the australian museum as today

We went and saw Ramses when it first opened.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Gonna put it out there, there are too many Ramses. And don't get me started on those ptolmy motherfuckers.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Lolie posted:

We went and saw Ramses when it first opened.

did they send too many people through the exhibit when you went? we were just hitting bottlenecks as we went through

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Regular Wario posted:

did they send too many people through the exhibit when you went? we were just hitting bottlenecks as we went through

There were a heap of school groups there so we got a few bottlenecks.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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NVJ once got pulled over while driving the bang bus

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
We went a couple of weeks ago and it was so crowded you could hardly move. Shout out to the older lady with the walking frame and what may have been some kind of cognitive impairment who was yelling at people to get out of her way, as well as yelling at the exhibits for also not getting out of her way

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

There was an Aboriginal artist who does intaglio prints of cave art at the markets this morning. Had to get one. Just finished framing it.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009





I hate the boot it is an ugly boot

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

well why not posted:

I hate the boot it is an ugly boot

There's so many big boots in Australia and this is definitely one of the ugliest of them

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