NHL Toxxes 13-14: Put Your Trust in Scott Gomez

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Shyfted One: May 9, 2008

Duke Chin posted:

How do I search a thread? There's been a billion posts since the last time I was in here and I don't remember what stupid poo poo I said I was going to do...? Tried "search the forums" up there but I can't see to get ANY results.

Search is broken. If you're looking for something by a particular poster then find a post by them and hit the '?' under their name next to the date to bring up all their posts in that thread.

e;fb 3 times

# ? May 15, 2014 03:21

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 01:34

Serisothikos: Dec 4, 2004; Unlimited Pasta Pass

HOW COULD YOU posted:

click the ? under your name boss

*"A Whole New World" plays*

# ? May 15, 2014 03:21

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

HOW COULD YOU posted:

click the ? under your name boss

Oh poo poo, I never noticed that before. Look at that, losing and learning.

e: yep, it was a stupid loving toxx. Guess I better go buy a burn bucket later.

# ? May 15, 2014 03:22

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Serisothikos posted:

*"A Whole New World" plays*

seriously it's like the most useful button ever, except in GDTs when i accidentally click it and want to call out this guy who's so wrong all the time

# ? May 15, 2014 03:23

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

HOW COULD YOU posted:

how bout this for me:

Use the Subban quote about taking it all away from the fans :v:

# ? May 15, 2014 03:24

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

MononcQc posted:

Use the Subban quote about taking it all away from the fans

It doesn't work with that picture.

Whoever does that needs to Photoshop Subban into Tyrion from last Sunday's GoT episode.

# ? May 15, 2014 03:27

Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

Go:

canuckanese posted:

If the Habs win the series, I will support them throughout the rest of the playoffs. This shall be signified with a Habs avatar of HAS's choosing for the remainder of the playoffs.
If the Habs win the series in 6 games or less, I will support them throughout the playoffs and purchase a Habs jersey.
If the Habs win in 5 games or less, I will do all the above and I will embrace my French Canadian roots and try to become a Montreal fan.
If the Habs sweep the series AND win their 25th Stanley Cup, I will do all of the above and also get a Habs related tattoo within two years of this toxx taking effect.

Pro-Montreal avatar, by the way, not a "Bruins suck" thing

Also, I bought a Galchenyuk jersey even though I didn't hit that part of the toxx.

# ? May 15, 2014 03:37

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

deafmute posted:

Here ya go

Ok if someone can photoshop his head on to this:

I'd be all like whoh.

Alternately, if someone thinks up a cool and right on title text for this baby

HOW COULD YOU posted:

how bout this for me:

I'll take that

# ? May 15, 2014 03:41

deafmute: Jun 24, 2003; You can't choke if you chew forever

HOW COULD YOU posted:

how bout this for me:

Dumb text ideas: Pardon me sir but I do believe your water bottle has malfunctioned OR Could a dastardly villain move his eyebrows like this?

# ? May 15, 2014 03:44

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

For every Montreal win from here on out, I will donate for one virtual Canadiens candle at this site - https://www.laflammedesseries.com/en/.

I love the idea, and will donate in the name of whoever scores the game-winning goal. Plus another candle for every Carey Price shutout.

# ? May 15, 2014 03:46

Glambags: Dec 28, 2003

For those needing Habs related text, I personally like "I came, I ~~saw~~ cheated, I ~~conquered~~ won." But make it in French.

# ? May 15, 2014 03:49

ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

I whipped this up for myself in 2 minutes. I'm 1) not good with photoshop and 2) not funny, so if anyone has any better suggestions and/or text to go with it it would be much appreciated.

e: I tried to find comments from Edwards after the Bruins won in 2011 but I guess he wasn't doing PBP and didn't make any which sucks.

# ? May 15, 2014 04:01

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

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# ? May 15, 2014 04:02

neoaxd: Nov 13, 2004

HOW COULD YOU posted:

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It rules. A lot.

# ? May 15, 2014 04:04

deafmute: Jun 24, 2003; You can't choke if you chew forever

HOW COULD YOU posted:

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Well done

# ? May 15, 2014 04:07

Ceyton: Oct 9, 2004; YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!

HOW COULD YOU posted:

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Perfect.

# ? May 15, 2014 04:08

Serisothikos: Dec 4, 2004; Unlimited Pasta Pass

HOW COULD YOU posted:

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Pierre is probably the source of 40% of NHL fanfic on his own.

# ? May 15, 2014 04:13

grack: Jan 10, 2012; COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

HOW COULD YOU posted:

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# ? May 15, 2014 04:14

Fateo McMurray: Mar 22, 2003

Fateo McMurray posted:

If the Bruins lose a game 7, $100 to a charity of the winning team's posters choosing.

That's in CAD so it's cents over $100 USD.

gently caress the Habs, go Rangers.

# ? May 15, 2014 06:01

ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

ThinkTank posted:

I whipped this up for myself in 2 minutes. I'm 1) not good with photoshop and 2) not funny, so if anyone has any better suggestions and/or text to go with it it would be much appreciated.

e: I tried to find comments from Edwards after the Bruins won in 2011 but I guess he wasn't doing PBP and didn't make any which sucks.

Okay if no one has anything better I'll go with this and

"Please tell me I'm worthy to pick up and launder your sweaty Jock Jack :swoon:

"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSMFVp_khMM&t=54s

# ? May 16, 2014 00:32

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

FFStudios posted:

lock and load

I sent you the stuff. Enjoy buddy.

# ? May 16, 2014 03:58

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Veskit posted:

I sent you the stuff. Enjoy buddy.

fresh toxx delivered to your door

i had to lower the colors on the gif because it was literally 0.1kb over the limit but it works

# ? May 16, 2014 04:05

tofes: Mar 31, 2011; #1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

13 year old girls posted:

fresh toxx delivered to your door

i had to lower the colors on the gif because it was literally 0.1kb over the limit but it works

oops, that was my fault

# ? May 16, 2014 04:08

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

still looks pretty good, nice job

# ? May 16, 2014 04:09

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

good man

# ? May 16, 2014 04:11

Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

I still need a good toxx av, otherwise I'm just going to get a Habs logo or something.

# ? May 16, 2014 13:17

deafmute: Jun 24, 2003; You can't choke if you chew forever

canuckanese posted:

I still need a good toxx av, otherwise I'm just going to get a Habs logo or something.

One of these should work.

- Sweeping? No problem. Exorcising ghosts? No problem. Kissing frogs? No problem. Cleaning windows? Problem.

# ? May 16, 2014 18:59

Stickarts: Dec 21, 2003; literally

who is 13 year old girl?

# ? May 16, 2014 19:02

Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

I'm partial to youppi or The Price is Right, but I'll let the victors decide what I should get

# ? May 16, 2014 19:22

deafmute: Jun 24, 2003; You can't choke if you chew forever

Stickarts posted:

who is 13 year old girl?

I think it is/was FFStudios. Pick Youppi or Price is Right so canuckanese can Do The Right Thing :colbert:

# ? May 16, 2014 19:27

Stickarts: Dec 21, 2003; literally

If I want mocking, I want Youppi. If studly, thoughtful PK to continue the PKatars train isn't on the table.

# ? May 16, 2014 19:31

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Youppi touches kids inappropriately.

# ? May 16, 2014 19:33

Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

I am ok with studly PK, if you want to come up with some good text for it

# ? May 16, 2014 19:51

DOOMocrat: Oct 2, 2003

canuckanese posted:

I am ok with studly PK, if you want to come up with some good text for it

"I can't wait to feel your love, so I can take it away."

# ? May 16, 2014 20:05

Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

DOOMocrat posted:

"I can't wait to feel your love, so I can take it away."

ok.

# ? May 16, 2014 20:12

Stickarts: Dec 21, 2003; literally

I'm thinking something like

Boston Bruins minus crowd minus noise minus energy equals disrespect. But written math equation style.

B² - (C+N+E) = Disrespect

would be a start.

Not sure if there is a way to make it "more mathy" and still be a clear reference, or if it is even funny (he looks kinda scholarly? I donno) but there you go.

e. too late! Lookin' good.

# ? May 16, 2014 20:13