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What would it take for you to watch Dana White's Power Slap League? This poll is closed. |
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| Dana White gets slapped at the beginning of each episode |
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11 | 22.92% |
| Dana's rotating cast of friends and politicians getting slapped on each episode |
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| Fight Circus crossover |
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5 | 10.42% |
| Literally no force on Earth will make me watch slap fighting |
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21 | 43.75% |
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perhaps katana related
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Did he break every bone?
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Nov 23, 2022 22:47
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That has to be one hell of an injury, to not do the usual interim/reunification next year thing. The gently caress happened? edit: https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1595529299221573632 ow.
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Nov 23, 2022 23:02
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Orthopaedic is a very very broad category
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Nov 23, 2022 23:05
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https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1595543854950010880 in short:
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Nov 23, 2022 23:32
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double-posting for relevant update on how fake this sport is: https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1595625043610017795
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Nov 24, 2022 04:53
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at least he's got a couple weeks lol
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Nov 24, 2022 04:57
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I'm just gonna link this here again for really no particular reason https://streamable.com/jxiu13
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Nov 24, 2022 05:15
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Cool poo poo show, lhw division.
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Marching Powder posted:Cool poo poo show, lhw division.
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https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1595584073971470338 Guess he figured out how to give a sample without melting the cup
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Nov 24, 2022 05:56
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Keptbroom posted:Guess he figured out how to give a sample without melting the cup
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Nov 24, 2022 06:02
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Keptbroom posted:https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1595584073971470338 You know, this tweet basically admits he was on stuff to heal his injury, I wish he'd be more explicit about that cuz like, that poo poo's medicine, you know? Anyway I hope he gets wrestlefucked by khamzat or someone for 5 rounds but realistically he's somehow gonna come back to a rematch with cowboy
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Nov 24, 2022 06:08
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Brut posted:You know, this tweet basically admits he was on stuff to heal his injury, I wish he'd be more explicit about that cuz like, that poo poo's medicine, you know? It's gotta be Masvidal, Chandler, or Diaz.
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Nov 24, 2022 07:08
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Keptbroom posted:https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1595584073971470338 Get through that post cycle therapy and make sure you're low enough body fat that you're not going to "pulse" for anything and you're good to go I guess.
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I can never get over how big of a fucker Roman Kryklia is. Alex Pereira looks huge and Kryklia has 3.5 inches of height and nearly 5 inches of reach over him. Them big-rear end kickboxers, man
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Nov 24, 2022 09:29
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Brut posted:You know, this tweet basically admits he was on stuff to heal his injury, I wish he'd be more explicit about that cuz like, that poo poo's medicine, you know? Medicine that turns you into a jacked white boy
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if he re-enters the pool in February as planned, he can fight again in August. it will have been 25 months since his immediately prior loss to Dustin Poirier and and 31 months since his distantly prior loss to Dustin Poirier. I was going to make a joke about him getting ranked on February 1st at 12:00:00.00 AM but he's still at #14 in the lightweight rankings so lmao
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Brut posted:You know, this tweet basically admits he was on stuff to heal his injury, I wish he'd be more explicit about that cuz like, that poo poo's medicine, you know? Doctors do not prescribe that kind of poo poo for ankle/tibia breaks, and not because they're pussies who are scared to give out the good poo poo. Also he has been yoked up like a loving he-man character on social media for 6 months which goes well beyond the most generous interpretations of therapeutic use. And Conor's opponent will be Tony Ferguson. I'll eat 3 days if it isn't.
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Nov 24, 2022 15:42
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Where the hell did the tox thread go
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Nov 24, 2022 15:45
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happy thanks giving thread, i can't think of any other thread on this forum that makes me laugh as hard and as consistently as this one :^]
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CommonShore posted:Doctors do not prescribe that kind of poo poo for ankle/tibia breaks, and not because they're pussies who are scared to give out the good poo poo. Also he has been yoked up like a loving he-man character on social media for 6 months which goes well beyond the most generous interpretations of therapeutic use. Agreed, but i also wouldn’t be surprised if he has scripts for what he was on, from some insanely payable doctor the UFC has on speed dial.
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kimbo305 posted:Agreed, but i also wouldn’t be surprised if he has scripts for what he was on, from some insanely payable doctor the UFC has on speed dial. *chokes up* I never went through puberty
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Izzy was the guest on Hot Ones today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvQECUoBS1Y Happy Thanksgiving thread. edit: this was shot 2 days after his loss, and he has cuts under his tongue. Kragger99 fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Nov 24, 2022 |
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I wonder if Dana is ready to declare Conor's pissing hot as pulsing a la JBJ?
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CommonShore posted:Doctors do not prescribe that kind of poo poo for ankle/tibia breaks, and not because they're pussies who are scared to give out the good poo poo. Also he has been yoked up like a loving he-man character on social media for 6 months which goes well beyond the most generous interpretations of therapeutic use. Hmmm I had assumed they do but in like, quantities that actually make sense, but just that it inspired him to extend it to a couple years of turning in to the irish hulk. CommonShore posted:Where the hell did the tox thread go page 5 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3976140
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you know that monster who shot up club q in colorado? anyway, turns out dad was a one-time ufc/wec fighter and a full-time piece of poo poo. his dad gave an interview where he said he taught his kid that "violence was the answer" and "worked" in affecting change. im bummed overeem and arlovski submitted the guy instead of affecting change with violence https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Aaron-Brink-271
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Also a porn star who was addicted to doing meth and jacking off for 12 hours straight
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Brut posted:Hmmm I had assumed they do but in like, quantities that actually make sense, but just that it inspired him to extend it to a couple years of turning in to the irish hulk. Thanks. I posted my thing. I've talked to several doctors about this, including a doctor who was an Olympic-hopeful wrestler who has fought against people who were openly on gear and knows his poo poo: PEDs like HGH or certain anabolics are actually prescribed for certain conditions therapeutically, yes, but like for full-blown HIV, or conditions that cause people no longer to have an intestine. Not for broken bones. Many of the most popular muscle-building anabolics will actually increase the risk of muscle tears because they increase water retention in connective tissues. Excluding dodgy american anti-aging clinics, exogenous testosterone is also something that does get therapeutically prescribed but only in tiny quantities, and only for endocrine problems, because it carries risks of unpredictable, catastrophic side effects such as blood clots. EPO will get prescribed to people with kidney problems, but that won't help healing. Healing requires time and physiotherapy. Basically, if any athlete says "I took the PEDs to help with healing my injury," the most charitable interpretation is that it's a psychological crutch/placebo effect to deal with the anxiety of their career pivoting on the quality of the recovery. In some cases the athletes may actually believe it, but athletes also believe that cupping helps their performance or that certain colours of KT tape can help performance in certain ways. That's the charitable interpretation. Most often, it's just an excuse for cheating, on par with "I ate tainted kangaroo meat" or "my foot cream did it."
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all y'all henry cejudo fans in the house riiiiise uuuupppp https://twitter.com/JohnMorgan_MMA/status/1595866090344701953
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Don’t anabolics also risk swelling you up faster than your ligaments and tendons can strengthen to endure all the extra muscle?
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There have been some heavy users that claim certain substances had adverse effects on their joints and ligaments. But that was also in an era where guys didn't understand cycling off the stuff every so often. So you'd have someone like say, Superstar Billy Graham shooting up roids year round until he was a mess. From listening to podcasts with bodybuilders these days, they at least understand some of the PEDs they take are extra toxic for their body compared to others and stay off the heavy stuff when out of competition. TheKingslayer fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Nov 25, 2022 |
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Nov 25, 2022 02:32
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I think its less they do stuff to your tendons and more you're putting a lot more stress on them in a shortened period of time. Happens a lot with explosive athletes. They'll take an offseason and get yuuuuge and then first time they go to do something explosive a tendon just detonates. But that's because there's like 1.5 times the muscle mass and extra force on them etc and that increased stress hasn't been gradual. Not a doctor though obvs.
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TheKingslayer posted:There have been some heavy users that claim certain substances had adverse effects on their joints and ligaments. I wouldn't trust the medical knowledge of the exploding heart experts.
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GANRYU-JIMA IS BACK MOAT FIGHTS! https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1595979322732548096?s=20&t=euWDiMsZm3AaWOCdPxbHRg
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Shumagorath posted:Don’t anabolics also risk swelling you up faster than your ligaments and tendons can strengthen to endure all the extra muscle? Eh I feel like there is a chance that regular steroid users get injuries because: 1. They are pushing their bodies TO THE LIMIT and even if they are truly stronger than naturals, they are competing against other pro athletes or world class weight lifters and pushing their training beyond anything sensible 2. Cycling on and off, or trying different powerful drugs at different dosages is going to have your strength and recovery abilities all over the place and you'll lose track and try to bench 400 pounds for reps 6 times in one week. E. It's not really that difficult if you're natty to work out too hard and get muscle strains or ligament injuries or joint injuries, too. Stealth Tiger fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Nov 25, 2022 |
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So as an update to how well PFL's run-up to its inaugural pay-per-view tonight is going, they apparently e-mailed a ton of the journalists they'd credentialed to cover the event informing them that there was no room and their press access was cancelled, realized they'd massively hosed up the only way anyone will know there's a PFL pay-per-view happening, and a very, very tired PFL media person has been reaching out individually to apologize and say it was a mistake and they can still come.
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Also their champion headliner isn't getting PPV points. 
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Fozzy The Bear posted:Also their champion headliner isn't getting PPV points.
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