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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


man he said ipads were great for gaming and did so with a straight face

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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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Presenting on public transit (that somehow has no poor people on it) is very much Apple speaking to their customer base's core desires.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
they made a surgeon use the vision pro so the engineers who made it dont get sad

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
what a shame their camera drone got hit by a train

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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njsykora posted:

man he said ipads were great for gaming and did so with a straight face

Clash of Clans and World of Tanks are both games.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
13 inch air might be useful as a portable second monitor for laptops if its cheap enough (im guessing it wont be)

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


poty posted:

13 inch air might be useful as a portable second monitor for laptops if its cheap enough (im guessing it wont be)

ipad finally reaches the point where it's more expensive than just buying a refurb mba

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
"the new ipad has even better sound quality!"


*user puts on headphones*

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

poty posted:

13 inch air might be useful as a portable second monitor for laptops if its cheap enough (im guessing it wont be)

i predict $899

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


haveblue posted:

"the new ipad has even better sound quality!"


*user puts on headphones*

i appreciate the unrealistic idea that someone playing audio in public was in any way ashamed of doing so

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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:lol: that Assassin's Creed clip clearly using pre-recorded video and then having the actor do some hand gestures that don't match what is happening on screen.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


here we go with the AI poo poo

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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njsykora posted:

i appreciate the unrealistic idea that someone playing audio in public was in any way ashamed of doing so

Not ashamed enough to pause it while they put on their headphones, though.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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Okay, $599/$799 feels all right. Hell, cheaper than a top-line iPhone.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


now with a useable amount of base storage

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
major opsec fail, now we all know how to get into the secret giant screen room

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
800 bucks for the 13 inch is ok. itll go on sale in the 700 range soon enough

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


haveblue posted:

major opsec fail, now we all know how to get into the secret giant screen room

its not the lab, its just the secret apple presentation abyss

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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Getting distracted by the enormous watch-face on main presenter dude, letting us know exactly when he was shooting this video.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
is this how they make ipad pros? no wonder they have such dumb prices

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


so this crushing thing is someone in apple marketing indulging their fetish right?

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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Also, the iPad being created through the destruction of a bunch of art supplies and materials may not be sending the message they think it is.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
someone's just way into youtube hydraulic press videos

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


i appreciate any acknowledgement of the ipod in 2024

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
oh boy it's thinner!! just what everyone cares about!!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
TWO OLED PANELS :supaburn:

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


oleds confirmed so poo poo we need to use two of them to be bright enough

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
as an ipad pro customer, i demand xdr performance

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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Chris Knight posted:

oh boy it's thinner!! just what everyone cares about!!

iPad picking up the thinness mantle from the iPhone (after they couldn't make those thinner anymore after they started bending in people's back pockets).

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
no i wont tell you what i mean by that

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

that's too many nits. when the hdr activates on my mbp it hurts my eyes a lil.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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Pinterest Mom posted:

that's too many nits. when the hdr activates on my mbp it hurts my eyes a lil.

Screens so bright you'll have to default to night mode for everything!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC7ymcb1Zk8

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


m3 confirmed too poo poo for ipad

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Of course it's going to be a great price, ...

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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There's an M4 chip now? Okay.

Octane rendering on my iPad!

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

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Also, :lol: at the guy on the Apple Vision Pro in the background. Yeah, your engineers are totally using that for their workflow. We believe you.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Needs the horse power to shift HDR as it seems the first Apple mobile device with that. Shame the HDR image they showed was just photographic HDR.

MrMoo fucked around with this message at 19:58 on May 7, 2024

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


LanceHunter posted:

Also, :lol: at the guy on the Apple Vision Pro in the background. Yeah, your engineers are totally using that for their workflow. We believe you.

i don't think he moved the whole time, might've literally been a still image just shoved in there because no-one wanted to wear it and look that dumb

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
4x faster than the previous ipad pro doing what?

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