- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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actually thats a seal, not a sea lion
you can distinguish pinnipeds by how their ears meet their head and how they walk, or in this case run, to get another bite of your child
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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A sea lion eating your child is definitely not a joke, and I have no intention of making light of it. And it can be a tough and emotional thing for families to go through, speaking from personal experience. And I know that it’s often much harder on the child than on the parent. However, I also know that it doesn’t necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People can move past it, and heal.
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May 30, 2017 01:47
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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Some say sea lions are the dogs of the sea. Your child will not be ab;le to speak in sentences anymore
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May 30, 2017 20:42
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- alnilam
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It's tragic when a child's life is cut short, so much unrealized potential squandered, so much innocence and love lost. Who would this child have become? What big things might they have accomplished? Now it's too late; he'll never be the head of a major corporation
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May 30, 2017 23:23
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- google THIS
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"Ahem..."
(hands them a business card for my pinniped-related injury law firm)
"The uh, slogan is a work in progress."
(points to where it says "We'll serve them a sealpoena!")
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May 30, 2017 23:44
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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subpoeniped
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May 30, 2017 23:58
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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Youre child is now an honorary Australian --steve irwin
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