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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Erotic visual novel that emails your family and lets them know your choices.
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 10, 2024 03:38
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Facebook simulator
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Dec 29, 2020 11:42
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- Escape From Noise
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A bm AARG in which you monitor your stools with your smart phone and try to match your excretions to type 3 or 4 on the Bristol stool scale. Extra points for volume, length, and style.
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Dec 29, 2020 16:48
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Risk, but it takes several more years than the original.
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Pass the pigs online
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Mar 15, 2021 20:18
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- Rocket Baby Dolls
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Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!
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Bidet Simulator, a horror game so violent it's banned in several countries.
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Mar 17, 2021 12:30
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Bidet Simulator, a horror game so violent it's banned in several countries.
kind of related and also incredibly good
https://impostersyndrome.itch.io/death-flush
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Mar 17, 2021 13:45
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- FutonForensic
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A Dynasty Warriors-style game that takes place in the American Revolution and is inspired by this cool Japanese illustrated history of the United States authored in the 19th century Meiji era. https://imgur.com/gallery/Hog7D0M
incredible
 
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Mar 17, 2021 23:40
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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i wanna make some old-fashioned, mechanical type coin-op games.
something where you turn a crank and a wooden boxer punches another wooden boxer in the face.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Mar 19, 2021 18:04
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- Ventral EggSac
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A Dynasty Warriors-style game that takes place in the American Revolution and is inspired by this cool Japanese illustrated history of the United States authored in the 19th century Meiji era. https://imgur.com/gallery/Hog7D0M
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Mar 19, 2021 20:24
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A game where your fridge and kitchen is full of fruits and vegetables, but some of them keep going bad and you need to find out where those ones are before the fruit flies take over the house
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Mar 19, 2021 20:26
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- Sarah Cenia
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Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
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A Dynasty Warriors-style game that takes place in the American Revolution and is inspired by this cool Japanese illustrated history of the United States authored in the 19th century Meiji era. https://imgur.com/gallery/Hog7D0M
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Mar 19, 2021 20:49
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game where you gently caress with henry david thoreau in the woods. pushing him into lakes. throwing bees through his window. filling him with a contempt of nature
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Mar 19, 2021 21:15
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- Finger Prince
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real-time alien life simulator - bam! a lightning strike has turned a soupy mix of amino acids in some incredibly distant planetary ocean into single celled life! tag along on an incredible journey culminating in intelligent life that probably has tentacles and a different skin color and some really weird genitalia, but who knows? next stop: the evolution of multicellular organisms in approximately 3 billion years!
Spore 2?
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Mar 19, 2021 23:10
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- Finger Prince
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Simbook, the hot new social media add-on for The Sims! Keep your Sims in each other's business all the time! If your Sim doesn't get enough likes, it will become depressed! Fun for the whole family!
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Mar 19, 2021 23:14
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A Dynasty Warriors-style game that takes place in the American Revolution and is inspired by this cool Japanese illustrated history of the United States authored in the 19th century Meiji era. https://imgur.com/gallery/Hog7D0M
Is there early beta access? Is this on preorder yet?
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Mar 20, 2021 02:02
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venture capitalist simulator - select randomly from 1000+ terrible ideas involving the blockchain, then just keep doing that
As someone who's been looking for a new developer job this really hits. "We'll pay you in equity"
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Mar 20, 2021 02:04
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- Rocket Baby Dolls
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Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!
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Games where we have invented a very basic time machine in real life and attempt to make money by stealing other people's ideas, but the technology is so far behind that we can't even begin to make anything remotely close to the originals. Our main claim to fame is trying to make and release Red Dead Redemption before anyone else, but due to numerous problems and pressure from the publishers we end up releasing a game called "Custer's Revenge" and decide to call it a day.
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Mar 21, 2021 01:18
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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i wanna make some old-fashioned, mechanical type coin-op games.
something where you turn a crank and a wooden boxer punches another wooden boxer in the face.
Right, so I think I have an idea: one of those wooden-marble labrynths but it's about getting to different checkpoints within a time limit.
Like, the board would be done up like a city layout, conceit being a delivery driver taking food orders to different locations-- two of the buildings on the grid will light up, and you have to steer the ball between them and have it stay there for at least half a second in order to get points.
But e/w directions could be handled with a steering wheel, and n/s could be handled with an accelerator pedal-looking setup. Kinda like this:
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Mar 23, 2021 22:44
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- Finger Prince
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Has anyone tried like a really minimalistic version of tennis? I'm thinking just a couple of bats, a ball and maybe a little net if we're feeling fancy.
Tennis at its most minimal is catch.
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Mar 24, 2021 05:11
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A kind little mouse!
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you play a viking beserker and must defend a bridge while your countrymen cowardly retreat. so noone can chase them but its 100% historically accurate from what i remember of viking beserkers so its just a huge dude on shrooms with a stick or a sword going nuts on anyone who comes near him.
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Mar 24, 2021 06:37
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you play a viking beserker and must defend a bridge while your countrymen cowardly retreat. so noone can chase them but its 100% historically accurate from what i remember of viking beserkers so its just a huge dude on shrooms with a stick or a sword going nuts on anyone who comes near him.
Side scroller beatem-up, where you get shrooms as power up. The higher your shroom gauge, the more horrific the enemies - ogres, walking tree monsters, giant slathering squirrels, fox demons, etc. And as the gauge depletes, they gradually turn less threatening, until it is empty and then the game is just you strolling through the woods.
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Mar 24, 2021 13:01
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- blaise rascal
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"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
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Side scroller beatem-up, where you get shrooms as power up. The higher your shroom gauge, the more horrific the enemies - ogres, walking tree monsters, giant slathering squirrels, fox demons, etc. And as the gauge depletes, they gradually turn less threatening, until it is empty and then the game is just you strolling through the woods.
  
ty vanisher, ty khanstant
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Mar 26, 2021 00:08
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A game where you have to carry out a real world treasure hunt that is so arduous that 99.9% of people who play the game won't ever do it will just find the answer online and that's part of the joke in some kind of obnoxious meta sort of way.
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Nov 12, 2021 05:25
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Take the concept of a well-known game like jumble or tic-tac-toe, give it a cumbersome 3d interface, and make the reward for finishing each puzzle a non-skippable hour-long video lecture about estate law.
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Nov 12, 2021 08:31
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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A game about posting 
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Nov 12, 2021 18:53
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A game about posting
A downhill skiing game where instead of a mountain you ski down a page of random posts. You have to ski in the spaces between words and jump over spoiler text. It's called "Don't Touch the Poop".
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Nov 12, 2021 20:11
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Waiting: The Game.
Maybe someday there will be an update. The v1.1 beta has 100% 10.0 on all the rating sites but they aren't allowed to talk about what's in the new version. No official release date or eta for the beta going open but I have high hopes. Can always get a refund so my $90 is basically just parked for now.
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Nov 13, 2021 23:19
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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It's just a Legend of Zelda ROM but you get four tabs of LSD in the mail when you order the game from GOG.
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Nov 13, 2021 23:22
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Take the concept of a well-known game like jumble or tic-tac-toe, give it a cumbersome 3d interface, and make the reward for finishing each puzzle a non-skippable hour-long video lecture about estate law.
A Mario Cart clone but everytime you go off the track an hour long lecture about estate law plays.
e: no, 2 minutes play each time until you see the whole thing.
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Unplayable games made more unplayable. Make the thread.
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