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The smelly tugboat.
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The Hitler
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Oct 13, 2021 20:17
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PsionicAnt posted:The Hitler lmao ty
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Oct 13, 2021 20:18
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i'd have to say 'the solo sit'n'tug' is definitely the classic go-to position
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Oct 13, 2021 20:24
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im a disgrace sit on my face
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Oct 13, 2021 20:26
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has anyone tried the stinky pete? thats where you have sex in a sewer. my parents were talking about it a ton at lunch and we are really interested.
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Oct 13, 2021 20:30
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The Flamenco Lesson In An Old Folks Home
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Oct 13, 2021 20:45
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FACE DOWN rear end UP THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO gently caress did anyone say this yet
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Oct 13, 2021 20:46
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*ctrl-f thru the thread first* it's 69 op
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Oct 13, 2021 20:48
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Balldoing myself
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Oct 13, 2021 20:49
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I dont have a fart fetish. However, should the oppertunity present itself...
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Oct 13, 2021 20:51
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I like to put on my smoking jacket and retire to the study with a nice cigar and a decanter of brandy. Then I sit back in my favorite chair and spend the evening reminiscing about the last time I had sex with another person, 8 years ago.
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Oct 13, 2021 20:54
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Goalie
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Oct 13, 2021 20:58
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Han Solo.
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Oct 13, 2021 21:02
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"any" since my wife withheld it as punishment against me for years before leaving and disappearing: "any" I long to just feel the embrace of someone who also actually loves me once again so... yeah... any. Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Oct 13, 2021 |
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Oct 13, 2021 21:05
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The helicopter
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Oct 13, 2021 21:12
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The Lowtax: she never see's it coming
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Oct 13, 2021 21:15
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When my partner holds me close to their heart in arms that make me feel safe
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Oct 13, 2021 21:26
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Who What Now posted:When my partner holds me close to their heart in arms that make me feel safe thats mad gay
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Oct 13, 2021 21:28
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The one where my penus goes in and out a bunch of times until it releases the relax goo.
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Oct 13, 2021 21:28
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I'm just happy to be there 
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Oct 13, 2021 21:30
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chainchompz posted:The one where my penus goes in and out a bunch of times until it releases the relax goo. Its when the penis barfs but some people say cock ralph
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Oct 13, 2021 21:31
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The moss covered, three handled family grudunzle
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Oct 13, 2021 21:33
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The one where we dress up like pterodactyls and do it
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Oct 13, 2021 21:36
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Kony 2012
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Oct 13, 2021 21:36
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:The one where we dress up like pterodactyls and do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
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Oct 13, 2021 21:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVatXN5YYbY
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Oct 13, 2021 21:37
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Give her the old Sloppy Schenectady
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Oct 13, 2021 21:38
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The Tallahassee Crab Dangler is a timeless classic too
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Oct 13, 2021 21:40
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I ordered that at Red Lobster the other night. It was OK.
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Oct 13, 2021 21:48
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The Cleveland Steamer OP
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Oct 13, 2021 21:49
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Giraffe posted:I ordered that at Red Lobster the other night. It was OK. 🥵
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Oct 13, 2021 22:02
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I don't know what you call it but you lay there still as a board staring at the ceiling wishing you were having sex with someone you are actually attracted to
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Oct 13, 2021 22:04
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69 is the best one for sure
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Oct 13, 2021 22:09
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Sid Vicious posted:thats mad gay Yeah it owns
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Oct 13, 2021 22:15
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Tombstone piledriver through the announcer table
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Oct 13, 2021 22:22
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Play posted:I don't know what you call it but you lay there still as a board staring at the ceiling wishing you were having sex with someone you are actually attracted to Lmao yikers
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Oct 13, 2021 22:23
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Sorry OP as a devout Mormon that is unwed, we just soak.
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Oct 13, 2021 22:28
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Play posted:I don't know what you call it but you lay there still as a board staring at the ceiling wishing you were having sex with someone you are actually attracted to Ah the ol' weeknight express.
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Oct 13, 2021 22:31
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I can't imagine anyone has ever liked giving a titfuck
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Oct 13, 2021 22:32
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