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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Loading horny.exe please wait... 69%

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

how do you 69 a computer

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Cybering your mom right now op

Jokes on you.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bossy lady posted:

how do you 69 a computer

Very carefully

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


bossy lady posted:

how do you 69 a computer

Two words
Floppy Flap

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Oh yeah I'm uploadin

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Check out these megabytes bb

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


cyber squart initiated

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983



:wink:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Could never find it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Allocate your bytes all over me bby

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

That’s why you need the ergonomic mouse

You misspelled erogenous

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

Allocate your bytes all over me bby

error buffer overflow

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m solid state if you catch my drift

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

brb gonna stick my dick in a nintendo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You gotta blow on it first 🤣

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

cum BLAST PROCESSING!

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
So uh, with all the format changes and miniaturization of technology in recent times...just where am I supposed to put it in, now?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!


:f5h::fap: :gizz::corsair:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
uh oh the magic smoke came out of my dongle :ohdear:

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Vaporware?



Vape 'er there

If you know what I mean

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

You nerds are soooo lucky that Melania Trump ended cyber bullying. This whole thread would be getting digital swirlies if it wasn't for her!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Cybertruck Monday!

*bursts into flames

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

bossy lady posted:

how do you 69 a computer

1000101

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
*loads up windows 95 vm so my FuFme drivers still work *

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


My drive is so hard

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Mount D:\

Oh gently caress yeah.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

<-OwO->

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

what hsould i buy on cyber monday?

CaptainZot
Aug 11, 2000

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

*loads up windows 95 vm so my FuFme drivers still work *

Decades later and I’m still laughing how an early meme turned into real tech.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram


lmao

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A:\MySecretEvilPlans.doc

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Taxes > Empty Folder(3) > Not Porn

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Let me fire up the kregulatron and we'll be having cyber at 490 kiloflobs per second.

:haw:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Literally A Person posted:

Let me fire up the kregulatron and we'll be having cyber at 490 kiloflobs per second.

:haw:

Ew. Gross. You're gross.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
uploading a cyberwhoopie

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
You wouldn't download an orgasm

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Teledildonics

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


maybeadracula posted:

You wouldn't download an orgasm

Speak for yourself.

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