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Gherkin Jerkin posted:the cute barista give you an extra pump 
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A small kid thinks your hair colour is really cool The customer you were dealing with told your manager about what a great job you did for them Westboro Baptist Church are protesting outside your funeral
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Apr 9, 2024 11:55
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My stars what an exquisitely large and shapely wart you have
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Apr 9, 2024 16:04
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the highest compliment is 'bro.... like... wooah...'
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Apr 9, 2024 16:33
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TOTALLY AWESOME DUDE!!!
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Apr 9, 2024 16:34
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I am shallow but: "I really like your outfit" 
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Apr 9, 2024 16:38
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nice cock, bro!
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Apr 9, 2024 16:41
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A strange dog carefully sniffs your hand and politely waits for a pet before returning to its owner 'oh wow he usually doesn't do that'
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Apr 9, 2024 18:01
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When people call you king
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Apr 9, 2024 18:46
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When a cat puts its head precariously near your hand hoping for skritches
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Apr 9, 2024 18:47
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You’re all splendid and I hope you all live forever, not in a prays-for-death way, but like an eternal youth way
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Apr 9, 2024 18:54
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Wow, this actually tastes good!
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Apr 9, 2024 19:02
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When the kid under 5 gets your pronouns correct. When a good dog remembers you and wants to integrate themself into you out of pure joy upon reunion. When nature's rear end in a top hat the mockingbird doesn't attack you because you're now considered "a neighbor" instead of "a threat". ... When a cat does the same. 
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Apr 9, 2024 19:16
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My, what a robust scrotum.
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Apr 9, 2024 19:23
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Froghammer posted:When a cat puts its head precariously near your hand hoping for skritches
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Apr 9, 2024 19:27
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When the Walmart cashier holds up the comically large sweat pants you’re buying and says “these are nice.”
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Apr 9, 2024 19:43
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"You're a very handsome boy" - Ur Grandmama
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Apr 9, 2024 19:48
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When the guy at the falafel shop starts calling you 'bro' instead of 'boss' and gives you extra pickled turnips.
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Apr 9, 2024 20:02
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Mister Speaker posted:When the guy at the falafel shop starts calling you 'bro' instead of 'boss' and gives you extra pickled turnips.
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Apr 9, 2024 20:05
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When the coffee shop workers know your order as soon as you walk in and start making it so it's ready for you before you've even gotten to the counter to pay for it
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Apr 9, 2024 21:52
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When you get your regular corner room table
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Apr 9, 2024 22:13
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:When the coffee shop workers know your order as soon as you walk in and start making it so it's ready for you before you've even gotten to the counter to pay for it When u see that, thats when u switch it up on them
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Apr 10, 2024 00:16
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The first time I walked into my cell the guy who was living there said that because I had giant soft man boobs he was going to protect me from all sorts of mayhem and sadism as long as he could suck on them while he beat off. I have three small children now, and I have never once been as proud of them as I was of my fat man tits that day.
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Apr 10, 2024 01:41
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:When the coffee shop workers know your order as soon as you walk in and start making it so it's ready for you before you've even gotten to the counter to pay for it They only do that for people who smell so bad that they're hoping they'll leave as quickly as possible.
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Apr 10, 2024 01:47
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Wow, can you send me this album?
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Apr 10, 2024 01:48
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:When u see that, thats when u switch it up on them Even when you change the order, they give you both: "oops mistake, welp, best not to let it go to waste"
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Apr 10, 2024 01:55
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thehandtruck posted:Wow, can you send me this album? just made a mess
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Apr 10, 2024 02:03
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Mister Speaker posted:When the guy at the falafel shop starts calling you 'bro' instead of 'boss' and gives you extra pickled turnips. Woah. Kebab shop for me but this is a good one.
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Apr 10, 2024 02:12
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You're pretty fly, for a white guy.
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Apr 10, 2024 03:20
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your boss says keep up the good work but youve been slacking off
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Apr 10, 2024 03:22
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Gherkin Jerkin posted:You see the cute barista give you an extra pump for free. same but the masseuse
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Apr 10, 2024 03:37
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That's some fine wood work to get that tree down....
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Apr 10, 2024 05:05
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Whoa-ho dude. That fart actually smelled kinda good. Not saying you should do it again but *throws up hands* heck I'm not exactly opposed neither
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Apr 10, 2024 05:49
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Apr 10, 2024 05:56
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drat dude
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Apr 10, 2024 05:59
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Nice work reversing that trailer
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Apr 10, 2024 07:28
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*in pornhub comments* wow i would totally do her
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Apr 10, 2024 11:06
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*appreciative nod at the urinal*
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Apr 11, 2024 21:24
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I would like, comment, and subscribe and turn on notifications for you babe
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Apr 11, 2024 21:26
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a small child hands you a toy telephone and says the call is for you 
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