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JakeP posted:My agency lost 2 major clients in the last 3 months. Woops was it your fault
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JakeP posted:I dunno, im way to goony to interact with the clients, and I am not privy to that nvm so they saw you from a distance and ran
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May 30, 2014 00:16
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SaltLick posted:was it your fault I think if it was I would have in fact been fired
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May 30, 2014 00:16
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SaltLick posted:nvm so they saw you from a distance and ran no one sees me, my desk is in a basement dungeon
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May 30, 2014 00:16
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Who was the most senior higher-up that got fired? It was probably his fault.
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Gihon posted:Who was the most senior higher-up that got fired? It was probably his fault. I don't think any of the higher ups at my office got canned. Just some technical people that are on my level, and an account person. Not sure if there are people in other offices involved. My company is very big, and I have no idea what is going on (NOT FIRED THOUGH LOL)!
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May 30, 2014 00:23
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So you didn't get fired. And the first thing you do is bumble onto the internet to tell us about it. Well, I got news for you buddy: SHUT UP
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May 30, 2014 00:32
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when your company commits massive fraud and corporate manslaughter you will be the first on the scaffold, and on that day you will rue this one
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May 30, 2014 00:33
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ProfessorLoomis posted:So you didn't get fired. And the first thing you do is bumble onto the internet to tell us about it. Well, I got news for you buddy: SHUT UP Actually the first thing I did was jerked off
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May 30, 2014 00:33
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bet you get fired tomorrow
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May 30, 2014 00:38
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cats like to play with their food before eating it
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May 30, 2014 00:38
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SaltLick posted:bet you get fired tomorrow nomadologique posted:cats like to play with their food before eating it f u aholes I'm good for at least the next 2 months for sure
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May 30, 2014 00:40
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System on blast, cops just pass Didn't get fired today It's thuuursday Sticky icky icky icky icky
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May 30, 2014 00:46
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if you burn the place to the ground tonight you can't get fired tomorrow just "food for thought"
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May 30, 2014 00:49
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JakeP posted:Actually the first thing I did was jerked off Good idea. Did you do it at work?
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Professor Tomtom posted:Good idea. Did you do it at work? Im not going to go home in the middle of the day to jerk off, that would be irresponsible
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May 30, 2014 03:45
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good for you op if i get fired tomorrow ill definitely post here
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May 30, 2014 04:29
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Athropos posted:good for you op if i get fired tomorrow ill definitely post here Only post ITT if you didn't get fired
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May 30, 2014 04:42
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I'm a Teamster, I would literally have to kill someone to get fired.
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May 30, 2014 04:47
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i haven't been fired yet but i'm expecting it to happen any day now
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May 30, 2014 04:49
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MakeWarHarmlesser posted:i haven't been fired yet but i'm expecting it to happen any day now Keep postin' while you can buddy
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Greed is eternal posted:This is probably a great time to quit your job OP Agreed, this means you have enough time to look on your own terms
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May 30, 2014 05:52
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it's a setup and your bosses kept you cause they are banking on someone coming in and shooting the place up tomorrow. best just not show up
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May 30, 2014 07:52
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i also did not get fired. but we did receive a memo from ottawa about NOT plugging personal laptops into the secure network to get sick download speeds. it was only for 5 minutes too and im pretty astounded they saw it so fast.
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Advantageous posted:it's a setup and your bosses kept you cause they are banking on someone coming in and shooting the place up tomorrow. best just not show up I'll duck out early and work from home, thanks bro
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May 30, 2014 14:37
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you could murder someone here and retain your job
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May 30, 2014 15:26
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JakeP posted:no one sees me, my desk is in a basement dungeon What color Swingline do you own? Also do you prefer matches or a lighter?
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May 30, 2014 15:46
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demonR6 posted:What color Swingline do you own? Also do you prefer matches or a lighter? I actually have the Milton stapler. 184 matches
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Hey OP don't worry, I'm sure they won't go back for another round of firing on Friday or anything. Today is Friday. Have a good day at work.
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May 30, 2014 15:57
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See what you got here is a termite infestation. You're going to need to get a tent and some gas in here asap. I recommend Jim down off highway 4. Good prices and knowledgeable guy, that Jim. Anyhow, that'll be $45.50 for the inspection and $75 for my recommendation. Cashiers check or PayPal is fine. Fin
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May 30, 2014 15:59
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fargom posted:Hey OP don't worry, I'm sure they won't go back for another round of firing on Friday or anything. Places don't do a prefiring on Thursday before the main firing on Friday
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JakeP posted:Places don't do a prefiring on Thursday before the main firing on Friday Everywhere that I have worked has. Makes you think.
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Just got out of a 3 hour meeting with my boss, my bosses boss, and my bosses bosses boss. Still not fired! something clever posted:Everywhere that I have worked has. Makes you think. BK or Wendys?
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May 31, 2014 00:08
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I will have IT come and backup your poo poo the week or so before I am going to fire you. That way you won't have a chance to destroy poo poo when I do fire you. Can't risk company data to an "emotional outburst".
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May 31, 2014 00:09
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:I will have IT come and backup your poo poo the week or so before I am going to fire you. That way you won't have a chance to destroy poo poo when I do fire you. I work from home more often than not, and never put poo poo on network drives. #YOLO
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May 31, 2014 00:12
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Also my offices HR dept is outsourced to who knows where, gently caress HR!
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May 31, 2014 00:13
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I can say that because there isnt a HR department around to write me up
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May 31, 2014 00:13
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:I will have IT come and backup your poo poo the week or so before I am going to fire you. That way you won't have a chance to destroy poo poo when I do fire you. If someone puts in their "2 weeks" do you also immediately (or nearly) have them let go (removed from schedule/working)?
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He has a pretty good point. I have access to all kinds of data, that could cause a lot of problems for a lot of people if it got leaked, or replaced
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JakeP posted:He has a pretty good point. I have access to all kinds of data, that could cause a lot of problems for a lot of people if it got leaked, or replaced
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