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manpurse posted:Party Time Cruiser Pre Teen Cruiser
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Jun 1, 2014 22:55
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My parents had one of these at one point, shittiest thing ever, I don't think any of the countless "repairs" ever fixed any of the problems it had. It was just inherently broken. The OUYA of cars.
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Jun 1, 2014 22:57
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american cars are poo poo all around if youve bought an american car on purpose in the last 20 years you are pretty dumb
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Jun 1, 2014 22:59
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I JUST GOTTA 'AVE MAH AMERICAN MADE* CHEVY BABY *67% manufactured in mexico 20% manufactured in germany 13% assembled in USA
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Jun 1, 2014 23:00
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nooblord posted:It's the ugliest car ever made and then people go and do this. Doubling down on ugly cool here i was thinking id love to drive a car that looks like its from natl lampoons vacation but with even less dignity
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Jun 1, 2014 23:03
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a creepy colon posted:I JUST GOTTA 'AVE MAH AMERICAN MADE* CHEVY BABY whatever. it makes jobs here, right?
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Jun 1, 2014 23:03
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:whatever. it makes jobs here, right? lol
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Jun 1, 2014 23:04
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:at least it aint the prowler. gently caress that car Nah prowlers are kinda cool. They remind me of the 90s.....rediculous and gaudy, but fun.
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Jun 1, 2014 23:04
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Toyota trucks are more american than american trucks and they employ more americans to boot.
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Jun 1, 2014 23:04
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At least the Prowler didn't have an engine out of a Neon
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Jun 1, 2014 23:05
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Arian_Samurai posted:At least the Prowler didn't have an engine out of a Neon Ah, the Dodge Neon. Another gem. Worst crash rating in history.
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Jun 1, 2014 23:06
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lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N13KOM1OpFY
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Jun 1, 2014 23:07
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gently caress anyone who buys a car for the name or the brand. Just buy the ones you like you retards
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Jun 1, 2014 23:08
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Jun 1, 2014 23:08
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heres how the crash test is supposed to look btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTMB3gtlMOE
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Jun 1, 2014 23:08
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let's all take a moment to appreciate the subtle beauty of the Chrysler 300 it says "I'm not a rich man, but I can be an rear end in a top hat too"
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Jun 1, 2014 23:09
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My high school had dodge come by with an altered neon that simulated drunk driving by limiting steering and braking and poo poo; we got to drive it around our drivers ed track. I don't think they really had to do a lot to that pos to make it undrivable.
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Jun 1, 2014 23:09
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:gently caress anyone who buys a car for the name or the brand. Just buy the ones you like you retards most important purchase of my life besides a house? hmm yep, better not go with one reliable brand that im familiar with better to just drive whatever looks awesome atm and hope you dont buy a poo poo pile
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Jun 1, 2014 23:10
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Then again, I drive a Hyundai. (It's actually a pretty great car)
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Jun 1, 2014 23:10
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ethanol posted:let's all take a moment to appreciate the subtle beauty of the Chrysler 300 that's actually spot on. how much do they cost?
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Jun 1, 2014 23:11
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a creepy colon posted:heres how the crash test is supposed to look btw: are you saying there might be some corruption in the American test process? I scoff at the idea!
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Jun 1, 2014 23:11
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Penis Tip Cruisers were interesting to look at when they rolled out in '99 or so; contrasted with all the boxy cars then but *mile-wide blind spot *weaker than a Geo *made of and built like poo poo yep, we got us a Chrysler!
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Jun 1, 2014 23:13
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Xaris posted:that's actually spot on. how much do they cost? 30 for the peasant model, 50 for the srt 
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Jun 1, 2014 23:13
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ULm6QrC428
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Jun 1, 2014 23:17
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DUNCAN DONUTS posted:I'll gently caress you up real bad. You're worthless. gently caress you. You look like poo poo. I hate your stupid rear end. I'll drop-kick you. I'll punch you straight to Venus. I'll wreck your rear end up. I'll throw you out a loving window. gently caress you. I'll put goatse on your computer. gently caress you. gently caress you. rock over london, rock on chicago. diet pepsi: uh-huh
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Jun 1, 2014 23:18
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:at least it aint the prowler. gently caress that car the prowler was kind of clever though. basically everything but parts of the body and the front suspension was made out of assorted minivan and sedan parts
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Jun 1, 2014 23:18
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Fortuitous Bumble posted:the prowler was kind of clever though. basically everything but parts of the body and the front suspension was made out of assorted minivan and sedan parts yeah it was loving great. Let's put the wheels away from anything that can protect them. Good idea.
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Jun 1, 2014 23:21
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Fortuitous Bumble posted:the prowler was kind of clever though. basically everything but parts of the body and the front suspension was made out of assorted minivan and sedan parts Can't let those spare parts go to waste now.
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Jun 2, 2014 02:14
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op sounds like a wesley willis songHaverchuck posted:rock over london, rock on chicago. diet pepsi: uh-huh gently caress iw as too late 
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Jun 2, 2014 02:16
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ethanol posted:let's all take a moment to appreciate the subtle beauty of the Chrysler 300 I like the 300 just because I drive a ford 500 and every time I see one I can be like, my car is 200 better.
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Jun 2, 2014 02:34
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Can't believe no one posted this yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfFd4mlf5RQ
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Jun 2, 2014 02:35
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a creepy colon posted:Smart cars are actually incredibly safe sorry man this is so incredibly untrue. even if it were designed perfectly, which it is not by any stretch of the imagination, physics alone dictates the inherent safety of this car repeat after me "in its class" 
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Jun 2, 2014 02:38
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My mom really likes PT Cruisers.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:12
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Medium Cool posted:My mom really likes PT Cruisers. My mom thought she was hot poo poo when she bought one used off of my aunt. Like, she actually thought my aunt was an idiot for wanting to sell her PT Cruiser. I worry about my mother sometimes.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:19
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Ignoarints posted:sorry man the smart car is half the size of other cars so it will only crash into other objects half as often, the math is indubitable
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Jun 2, 2014 03:59
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All moms like the PT Cruiser, they were designed and built from the ground up to sell to moms. In a drawer somewhere in aubern hills there is somebody's notes from a corporate meeting in 1999 and it's just the word MOMS drawn really big with a bunch of circles and check marks around it.
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Jun 2, 2014 04:01
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:yeah it was loving great. Let's put the wheels away from anything that can protect them. Good idea. The Prowler rules because it's a car driven by all #1 stunnas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfYFnQaGXEI PS the video also has PT Crusiers on dubs. lol
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Jun 2, 2014 04:02
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RandomFerret posted:All moms like the PT Cruiser, they were designed and built from the ground up to sell to moms. this is prolly true, but an extension of this is a mini-cooper which is just the words "POTENTIAL MOMS" drawn really big with a bunch of circles and check marks around it. seriously like every chick absolutely melts and fawns over those pieces of poo poo
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Jun 2, 2014 04:06
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Xaris posted:
no I know for a fact this is the bmw 3 series
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Jun 2, 2014 04:10
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True story, the guy who designed the pt cruiser left chrysler for gm, and the first thing he did for them was this:
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