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Weener Beater

Cucking Mama posted:

arm in a sling and it's really hard to beat off with the hand I got left

You are in a sling and really hard? Sounds hot

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les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien

Who here has masturbated as a result of this thread?

Comfy Fleece Sweater

You see, but you do not observe.

Quickscope420dad posted:

Who here has masturbated as a result of this thread?

I'm unzipping right now

porkchop_express
i like to dance to the rhythm of the night as well

porkchop_express
until the morning light

Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

don't you guys love when you have a rank fart while jerking off and cum right as the smell hits you? then getting hard every time you smell a fart for like a week after?

me too

Phil Niekro

sausage paddy posted:

its great to beat off and cum

it's

Phil Niekro

Quickscope420dad posted:

Who here has masturbated as a result of this thread?

i will after 5 (strong work ethic)

1gnoirents

hello :)

Phil Niekro posted:

i will after 5 (strong work ethic)

+1

ScratchAndSniff

This game stinks
That poo poo is way overrated. I'll stick with watching my animes thanks

porkchop_express
i have a strong work ethic as well. strongly working my cock

Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

ScratchAndSniff posted:

That poo poo is way overrated. I'll stick with watching my animes thanks

lmao if you don't beat off to your animes

Weener Beater
Working from home today.
Already worked it-twice
Always more productive at home!

KomodoWagon

by R. Guyovich

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

don't you guys love when you have a rank fart while jerking off and cum right as the smell hits you? then getting hard every time you smell a fart for like a week after?

me too

i mostly just like the way it knocks me to sleep right away

FluffieDuckie

welcome to the yob thread! :wave:

i am he

welcome to byob

Dr Cheeto
I'm finally where I always belonged

Tom Sellout

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
if i do not beat my veiny, throbbing cock off, i turn into this guy http://www.ctconcerto.net/forum/get.php?id=1

a special friend made that for me years ago :)

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cruft

The Kraken posted:

if i do not beat my veiny, throbbing cock off, i turn into this guy http://www.ctconcerto.net/forum/get.php?id=1

a special friend made that for me years ago :)

Wow, creepy!

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